Hey /b/
You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)
Send their Kiks to mine (name: rulesapply) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.
>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.
>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.
>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.
>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.
>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.
>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.
>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.
>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.
>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
Bumping. Saw OP's thread earlier. Good shit
>>605847413
Continue anon
How About a R. Crumb Thread?
Presenting: Mr. DickNose !!
DickNose 2
Mr. DickNose 3
Crumb was a goddamned genius.
No kik thread? Lets change that.
Yes!
Keturahjanae
for them huge black titty lovers
kikfriends dot net for grill usernames
Describe your first time fags
My ex. She was a total slut and has been used a load of times. Fuck could she suck a dick though, she was 4"11 and i remeber bending her ovee her bed and fucking her. she then stopped me, turned around and sucked me cock until i shot my cum down her throat. she swallowed and smiled. We were 16 then
The year is 2063. With my health failing me, I decide to pay for the services of a hooker. She gives me gonorrhea.
>>605822059
Nice, short girl
started posting her in another thread. who wants more?
Dubs gets her tits, roll!
Roll check em
post them already
>>605831977
Dubs commands it. Trips for butthole.
Hand it over you greedy faggots
kill yourself
>>605830239
Sure thing bud, but gimme what I want first
mods!!!!!!
NEW THREAD
bump for everyone to find it
>>605822688
did someone flipped the bits?
What we really need to solve is the subreddit and Guernica1937
I just got another reply from him on reddit:
"go > Posidonius51BC"
someone have the nude pics of jennifer lawrence?
>>605812417
>The nude
>Only one
>>605812417
None exist
Loli gif/webms
>>605825303
ITT: Penis Inspection Day stories
>be me
>be in 10th grade
>have had P.F. Chang's for the past month due to extraordinary circumstances when it comes to hanging out with friends
>try to shit the day before penis inspection day
>tfw I haven't shit in 2 weeks
>there's so much built up shit that it gets clogged
>welp, I'll try again tomorrow
>wake up early that morning so that I can dress nice for penis inspection day
>Right before lunch they call in all the guys for penis inspection
>our school was a little poorer, so to speed things up they had everyone undress in the locker room and wait for their turn naked
>everyone's looking around checking out eachothers dicks
>I found out that day that I have a chode
>I thought that 1 inch flaccid/3 inch hard was normal
>This is embarrassing
>As it's nearing my turn I feel the P.F. Chang's rumble in my stomach
>The great continent of shitty asian food is visibly moving inside my lower abdomen
>oh god no not now
>painstakingly get up and walk slowly to nurse to not trigger any bowel movements
>the nurse first visibly inspects my dick. Gives me 7/20 for size
>tfw GPA is gonna go down
>she goes in for the physical
>I had never had a girl touch my dick before, and I hadn't masturbated in three weeks
>Immediately get hard
>Stomach starts growling at sudden change
>Nurse does not notice due to amazingly small chode
>After the twenty seconds it takes her to feel around for bumps I'm past the point of no return
>I blow a load all over her face
>as I do that, my anus gives up its fight to keep pandora's box closed
>Shit comes out of my ass like a garden hose
>Five guys were in the splash zone and were covered in shit
>The load in the stunned nurse's face falls down and mixes with P.F. Chang shit
>Everyone is screaming at what had just unfolded, as the locker room floor now had about 7 pounds of shit on it
>The nurse calms down, then gives me a 15/20 for presentation
>mfw they called me Shitty Chode Load for the rest of highschool
Good one top kek anon
>shitty chode load
What the fuck is penis inspection?
Photoshop wizards, you know what to do.
Personal army request denied
>>605816396
Who says I'm asking for a personal army? I'm just trying to have fun.
>>605816396
Overridden. Everybody rides.
doin it
quads shark
get
>>605825422
ooooh, you better do better than dubs you nigger
Slutty catholic girl thread. Greentext, pictures, whatever
dont have pics but want moar
Bump for interest
Does anyone know a slutty catholic girl? Are the stories true?
Maloop thread
op here self bump pls give attn
