>Few years back had this buddy in church
>we'd play vidya, watch movies, eat pizza and shit on sleepovers
>Go to bed pretty late
>Get under the covers in just our boxers
>Start talking about sorta sexual stuff like using urinals and jerking off. I dunno.
>I was a few years onlder than him so I knew a lot more than him
>He had never jerked off
>asked if he was hard
>"Yeah, I'm playing with my willy under the covers, anon" Or some shit
>"I can show you if you want"
>"Sure, anon" He was really happy and excited at this stage
>Slowly pull back the covers to reveal the bulge in my boxers
>His eyes lock onto it and he starts to play with himself more
> I slowly take my cawk (Which was was massive compared to his) out of my boxers
>It springs up, covered in precum
>He comments on how I have a nice dick
> I thank him and start stroking, pulling my foreskin over my head
>he said he couldn't pull his back yet.
>I asked him to show me and maybe I can show him how
cont.?
lurkin'
>>606121389
moar
>>606121389
please cont...
The Hoshi Tournament XII"
Let's Go!
>>606116294
GO TEAM SAVORY CAPITALISTS
GO MY MINIONS
WREAK HAVOC
IDIOT YOU FORGOT CUTEY LOPUNNY
Lolicon-tinued
>>606119589
good !
>>606119589
cheers
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
New trap thread? Last one hit the limit. Posting oc
more alrdy
Is it wrong if I keep a girl employed because she's blowing me?
Background first.
She's a diploma graduate in IT, completely hopeless, very basic skills, cant even word properly. Fucked some black dude years ago and he left here with a kid. He's 7. During school holidays he'd sit in the office watching pokemen. MILF pretty much, in her 30s.
So I let her on for an internship because she cant get a job and I was feeling bad for her, figuring I'd get her some experience. Was planning to get rid of her for a while towards the end because she can't do shit for real. Tell her im not leasing the office anymore. She buys me a bunch of shit, wine, glasses, coffee, mugs, etc and even builds me a cupboard (I'm not kidding) and delivers it to my house.
Few weeks back and the day has come, tell her that there's no more work coming up and this should be the end of the intership and that I'm happy to give her a referral. She says she can work at my house but i tell her it would be inappropriate.
Fast forward, talking with friend and joking that she'd probably suck me off for paid work.
Last day of the internship, it's friday and the office is doing usual drinks. She has one for the first time. Late, only the two of us. She starts crying and asks if she can stay on.
Beet + horny + opportunity i tell her that I'll give her a job if she gives me a blowjob every time she's in the office. We head to the bathrooms and she cries the whole time. Give her a job.
Every day since and she's starting to cry less and just sort of does it now.
I feel kind of bad but at the same time I'm keeping an eye out for more interns from TAFE to bring on. Is it wrong? Would sex be too far?
>>606113350
>beet
beer*
It depends, gonna need a pic on this
>>606113350
picture of her or it didn't happen
MILF Thread. The time is right.
>>606110930
boner delflating rapidly
OP don't just post one pic
so, the co-pilot did an hero
thoughts /b/ ?
sure, btw, has anybody found his FB profile?
>>606101805
dickmove, he shouldve just sperged out at home
I wouldn't be surprised if Jews are involved in some way.
webm thread
>>606094842
>>606094842
>>606094884
Weird porn thread. Pic related
what the hell
>>606103549
Daym
>>606103549
I would never open that bag, see how well vac sealing actually works.
Who want more this hairy slutty girl?
Post them!!!!
Ill bite
Clop thread, start with Twilight
Cont: >>606104816
So some faggot from One Direction is quitting, so who's in for trying to get the whiny teens to #CutforZayn?
>>606086904
> do it
> musician takes it seriously
> stays in the band
Do you want to be responsible for that?
>>606087311
Some shitty genes removed from genepool and others damaged > more shitty music
>>606087311
Who gives a shit? I don't listen to it anyways.
This is a new clop thread. janitors love it
janitors,i have plenty of time,so this is me vs you
>>606104816
bump
Jesus Christ /b/ I got a wincest story
>Be me
>today is 18th birthday
>goes to dinner with family
>Texas Roadhouse because I work there
>30% off
>cousins come along
>don't like most of my family
>like these cousins though
>eat and go to sisters without parents and with my fav cousin
>smoke lots of the sticky green with Lana
>decided to crash at sisters
>so does Lana
>sister and her boyfriend get real drunk and pass out
>sit there with her watching youtube
>"I think ima get some sleep"
>"i don't want to sleep on the floor, anon. Can i sleep in your room?"
>"sure"
>there was a recliner chair in there so i figured she meant she was going to sleep on that
>was very wrong
Cont?
no dinosaurs
no fresh prince
>>606096046
Listening...
>>606096046
Just fucking continue
Op is slow typer.
this is the perfect body
>>606097480
Continue perhaps?
almost a perfect body just missing my dick in her somewhere
that fucking hip bone
no thanks
she needs a little more meat on that
