drunk girls thread
These aren't consensual...
Since were all anonymous here,
What's your deepest darkest most interesting secret ?
I LIEK CHOCOLAT MILK
im putin finger in poop ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ayy lmao
New wallpaper thread, last one 404d
last one 404'd
>>605325226
it was a good thread
>>605325226
bump
I tried to see but it had already404d. Repost them
Uh huh
is that a bottle? why is there a bottle in his ass
YLYL?
>>605301439
This guy I know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkH5Ob5UF9o
>>605301621
thats gold.
i can only imagine this showing up on a porn site
Melbourne girls
any tannaya jesssop
bemmp
dumping sis pics from my folder
What's the story behind this?
>>605307323
don't you have to have sex to get the beads?
what a slut
>>605307323
Why is this picture all over the internet
anybody has all the pics pls send to my email [email protected]
thanks :)
More?
>>605301612
Man, those wrist cut marks.
Also, more.
Also, tits.
I'm not a robot.
By all means go right ahead
hey /b/ so i have a story for you about the love of my life. sit down for a prewritten, not proofread 5073 word story about the love of my life
PT 1: Bella
>be me, 14 year old ausfag just starting year 10
>my name is seb (short for sebastion, easier to type (be gentle with my name please))
>a new girl entered the scene, we'll call her bella
>solid 9/10 on the cuteness scale, maybe a 8/10 on the hot scale. so she averaged out at an 8.5
>straightest and smoothest brown hair you've ever seen, with eyes to match.
>maybe 5"7-8 with B cup tits but firm. the best ass i've seen on a skinny girl to date, it was a nice size but the shape was to die for
>she's in my computer studies class
>score.jpg
>so she was sitting in the back of the class, seeing as she had just joined and had no friends i snatched up this GOLDEN opportunity i had to break the ice with her
>the desk are kind of like long strips with computers all along them about 1.5 - 2 metres apart
>i sit myself accross from her and say hello
>she sais hello back and then plugs her headphones in and listens to her music
>thatdidalotformyconfidence.png
>about 10 mins into our 2 hours together i catch a glimpse of her computer screen, she had multiple tabs open related to gaming stuff
>the two that caught my eye were something about the legend of zelda: windwaker and dota (the first dota)
>i look at her and ask "so do you play video games often or what"
>"oh i play a lot with my friends from canberra, mainly games like garrys mod and dota"
>my brain was fucking going off the rails atm, i played
>"oh so you moved here from canberra then?" i made the assumption she did
>"yyeaaaaahhh, i didn't want to move away from my friends so i keep in touch with them over skype"
cont?
>>605308017
>meanwhile, one of the cockheads in my grade was eyeing her off and thought it was a good idea to come over and cockblock me
>fucking cunt scoots in on his gay little plastic chair and pulls up next to her
>you could see the fury and hellfire in my eyes when i stared at him with the most blank expression ever recorded in human history
>she inched away from him as he inched closer
>"hey" he said as he stared into her eyes and made a small smile
>"hey" she replied with a blank face and turned back to me to continue our conversation
>i noticed this faggot was still here, so i pulled back my left leg as far as i could whilst still talking to her and maintaining eye contact
>fucking slammed my foot into his chair and it broke one of the four legs
>the entire class heard the crack
>everyone stared as he fell to the side and smacked his teeth dead on the edge of the desk
>one of them chipped and he shed some tears as he was sent to the nurses office
>imaninja.png
>after he left we laughed and continued our convo
>about 30 minutes to go until school ended for the day i noticed that her leg was situated pretty darn close to mine
>i took off my shoes and pushed them away a bit
>started to slowly move my legs closer to hers in an effort to put them between hers and leg cuddle i guess
>she said something like "crystal maiden is the shittest character"
>i said "hey, don't insult my main you scrub" and kicked her a little
>she squinted her eyes and bit and replied "you're the scrub here"
>then she kicked me back
>holy shit, she was into it
>we continued this little kick thing for like 15 seconds
>with all the courage i could muster, i put my S.P.E.C.I.A.L points into charisma and agility to grab her leg between mine
>she stopped, then looked at me with a blank face
>>605308262
>i could see her cheeks turning a tinge of red so i quickly said "scrub"
>then she giggled and replied with a smile "you're the scrub here"
>she moved her other leg next to mine and we ensued the leg cuddle thing i was talking about earlier
>my dick was diamond, my brain was mush, and my stomach had so many butterflies in it i could have floated away
>after a fleeting 25 mins of the leg cuddle we had to go home
>"oh, i never caught your name"
>"it's Sebastian, but you can call me seb"
>"mine's bella" it wasn't actually bella but you know, for the story.
>so we exchanged skype information and planned to play a game of dota later on that night
>i got home and immediately turned on my PC and booted up skype, slapped the keyboard so hard putting in her ID that it could have broken my table
>i don't know how long i sat there staring at the screen waiting for her to accept the request but my ass felt numb after i stood up for dinner
>i got back after eating and cleaning up to see one new notification
>friend request accepted
>>605308329
>i don't know why i was so happy then but i was fucking off the rails
>the police could have opened up my door and told me my entire family died in a brutal orgy and i'd still be happy
>i messaged her with a casual "hey, how's it going"
>my heart was on edge that it could have failed whilst i was waiting for her to reply
>"hey" the little skype noise came up "it was good, now let's get going scrub"
>a skype audio call ensued and we discussed what characters we would pick
>i picked rylai (crystal maiden) and she picked rogue knight (sven) and together we dominated the bottom lane
>in some countries, what we did that game would have been called rape
>so we played about 3 games that night and then said our goodbyes and went to sleep
>i didn't go to sleep, i was up until 3am writing out tactics for how i would act around her tomorrow
>after a night of hard work i went to sleep
>the next few months were pretty basic i suppose
>every time we were together i would try to get to know her better and give her a few laughs
Choose one
left got nudes?
>>605304870
left one I think, both are gorgeous though.
A couple
This stuff.
Kik sluts?
Kik sluts.
Howtosolveaproblem
Chelsieshay26
Simonsaysfight
Hesitant.alien_
Ilovemanga99
Anyone who has 99 after their name...implies that's their birth year...you gross fuck
hello i am writing about the kik sluts you are talking about...I am on that list and just letting you know I AM NOT A SLUT! I am hurt and offended that you would even post something like this on here and this is cyber bulling so i suggest you take this down
DWFO
New watch. Saved for this for so long now, 100% glad I did. (I'm not a rich fag, just hard working and have made sacrifices elsewhere)
General watch thread.
>>605299069
not even iced out nigga step yo watch game up
>>605299069
Really? You saved up for that shitty watch? I guess this what happens when you have no taste in watches and you go for the one that every dick and harry thinks is top tier watch.
>>605299190
Date and time on each watch is different, and you're too much of a fucking nigger to know which one's correct.
![P150614_08.37[02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VF3AncE.jpg "P150614 08.37[02]")
![P150614_08.25[04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vgCBSDQ.jpg "P150614 08.25[04]"){kind=small}
![P150614_08.37[03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ziIWSQr.jpg "P150614 08.37[03]")
