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Uh huh
is that a bottle? why is there a bottle in his ass
>>605320580
As long as the bottle don't break, I don't see the problemo.
>>605320683
why is a stretched rectum something thats a turn on? its not for me.
Instead of bein homos why not go out and fuck a woman...
Do you really like smelly cock in your face?
>>605320977
I love smelly cock in my face.
>>605320977
>having sex
because women are such a pain
>>605321073
what about smelly balls?
my balls are big and smelly right now.
Would you really want them on your face?
Other people would notice you smell like my balls.
Jeez... that so gay :|
>>605321106
what about this
>>605321201
my balls dont smell i have hygene.
you people are really creepy
>>605321201
i like my men musky.
>>605321209
First Michael Jackson went white, now he's a fucking woman
>>605321201
I love smelly balls too.
>>605321259
I just fapped.
They smell like sex sweat and no I am not out of shape I am in excellent shape and am skinny.
You are the weird one here or are very inexperienced sexually.
>>605321471
Too bad you just fapped.
I'd fuck you just off your smell alone.
>>605321471
so im weird, that i keep myself clean, dont stretch my ass, and generally have a lot of friends?
talk with me. skype:kamiofthewest kik;gameover169
>>605321698
You're in a gfur thread with us. We're all wierd here. so yes. You are wierd.
>>605321698
I don't stretch my ass either and have plenty of friends.
The fact remains that grown males give off scents and even oily emissions from their sexual organs when aroused.
They are if anything enjoyed by most people who post in these threads.
Anyway its cool lets not get riled up over nothing.
:)
Oh and for the future though the "i am better then you" attitude is pretty off putting to most.
Glad you like your life but no need to talk down to anyone.
>>605321654
That sounds agreeable.
I am worn out so I'd just lay on my back and let you have fun :p
>>605320890
i want someone like this. adorable,,
>>605322049
I would be the only one getting something out of it, though. You'd just be laying there.
>>605322308
Yeah but I like pleasing people I care about and I am sure I would enjoy something warm in me even if I am not that horny anymore :p
Hope you're not huge or anything though.
I am too tight for that.
>>605322428
took the words out of my mouth.
>>605322528
i know something else for that empthyness in your mouth
>>605322510
id like too do that
>>605322428
Sexier.
>>605322510
Well I'm glad I'm someone you care about.
And no, not big at all. Don't be flattering.
>>605322653
oh really? i have something for you too..
>>605322885
wana date?
>>605322750
id love too have someone care aswell but im glad you have someone
>>605323123
id have too know you more..if you have somewhere we can talk thats fine. but im not shure im that amazing.. i have some issues.. lol
>>605323061
I'm running out of photos.
>>605323183
Oh you.
>>605323403
whats your name?
>>605323440
Same.
Shame we will have to depart soon.
I'd like to know you more.
:)
>>605323469
...ethan..
I heard this is the place to catch gay
how often do you guys fap?
>>605323589
Ah.
Just checking :p
I am not the anon you were talkin to btw.
>>605323656
3-5 times a day, less if me and the wife fuck
>>605323656
That dildo scares me.
>>605323469
what can we make contact threw? skype? kik?
>>605323715
its fine, i like too chat
>>605323778
i dont like to so often, it gets boring.
i like to try once a day at most.
>>605323546
Sadly, I guess that's the way around here works.
People come and leave too fast.
>>605323604
It's the best place to catch gay.
>>605323656
About once every two days.
>>605323793
You can give me your skype if you'd like.
>>605323656
a lot..
Mental help. You guys need it
>>605323976
It's a new and exciting adventure for me every time.
>>605324018
i dont think you can catch gay by these images.
>>605324018
Thats great
>>605324070
skype;kamiofthewest
>>605324018
Well if you are consistently around these parts we can probably talk again.
Can leave me your name if you'd like.
>>605324135
then you have a far far better imagination.
>>605324079
>>605324186
Fuck off im out guys
>>605324079
Disgusting.
>>605324099
I can think of some other mental problems people have that need more attention.
>>605324182
It's fantastic.
>>605324314
Smells like cheese.
>>605324253
My imagination is indeed quite grand
>>605324285
Just filter him dude.
>>605324285
Same.
Peaceful travels my friends.
>>605324552
big puppy
i'd like you on my face... maybe ;p
>>605323656
EWWW 3D GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
This thread got awful really quick.
Here I come to save the day.
no fuck off
>>605325051
and my timing for it is so awful.
>>605325051
Ah, it's just Fatdude posting again. He does this sometimes, him and that weirdo who calls him puppy.
>>605325130
Mornin sunshine.
It's too late.
>>605325255
How're you sleeping
>>605325255
Doesn't he call himself puppy?
>>605325255
but he's sooooooo gross....
>>605325385
People can't help their genetics.
>>605325319
I am not.
Friend is going to Korea so I substituted drinking for sleep
>>605325385
Yeah but he gets positive feedback from at least one person so he keeps doing it.
>>605325373
I did think that but I sorta gave him the benefit of the doubt.
One super shitter or two normal shitters, still the same amount of shit.
>>605325255
hey
>>605325630
Sorry to hear that.
>>605325630
>Yeah but he gets positive feedback from at least one person so he keeps doing it.
He also gets off on negative feedback.
The best way to deal with him is to completely ignore him.
>>605325779
eyy bby sup?
>>605325783
Nah it's all good I have the day off so I can get what I need.
>>605325875
That is what I usually do. He's not very smart and so it's easy to filter
>>605325611
if you're going to do a footy gif, use another face like Wayne Rooney or Gareth Bale or some shit like that.
>>605325630
and that's what makes him even more disgusting
>>605326045
You don't find troll Lebron funny?
>>605326045
Dealing with awful camwhore's sometime is part of being in the gfur threads. It happens.
>>605326149
hardly, sorry.
>>605326045
yeah, only true.
>>605326279
>>605326045
Tagged the wrong post. I just woke up after all.
>>605326335
Fuck off, making your own thread doesn't cost you money.
>>605325991
nm. i just have the urge too play with hair...idk why.. just like long hair lol
>>605326367
Well sorry then.
Guess you aren't an NBA fan.
I am headin out now but here is one more.
>>605326335
So are you gonna put that big tush on my face or not?
>>605325991
>not very smart
You know i can name my pics right (surpisingly not rocket science)? And that i'm doing the people that filter me a favor on purpose. If you want to be a dick about it I could change it up. Your call.
>>605326617
Unfortunately my hair curls and gets awful if it gets long, so I must keep it short.
>>605325862
more please..
>>605326690
Fuck off retard, don't encourage him to post his disgusting, fat body more.
>>605326650
Hell, at least you give pleasant conversation. I'll give you respect for that.
>>605326779
hell ill play with it anyway hun...hehe your funny.
>>605326772
If you want to do people a favour you should fuck off and make your own thread.
Grab your coat Nef, I think you've pulled.
>>605326889
hmmm... i like the fire in you..
>>605327032
The irony is that he's replying to the post of someone who's already said he filters the guy's posts.
>>605327282
oh hey dotter.
>>605327158
I'm a pretty awful person but not even I am so bad that I would do this shit right now.
Maybe in a week.
>>605327032
I'm good~ how's your butt feeling though, little cutie?
>>605327365
Hey there.
>>605327204
Umm.....sauce?
*casually hops around*
>>605327451
http://efukt.com/21215_The_Caught_Compilation.html
Go to 3:16 in the video
Thats his mom talking to him.
Its quite funny.
>>605327407
Kill yourself.
add me...im leaving...skype;kamiofthewest kik;gameover169 see you guys later....
One of these days I think I'm gonna film myself while driving, just so I can see from a third person perspective the kind of weird shit I do in the car.
>>605327886
Never come back.
>>605327384
The man wants to play with your hair, you'll disappoint him.
>>605327971
lol why? im not that fat asshole.
>>605327407
age
country
>>605327992
I get that enough from the spawn. Her current idea is to be a hairdresser or something.
She spent an hour earlier prettying me and Michael up while we had drinks.
>>605327965
I know what I do in the car. Sing or bitch at people who suck at driving. Which in Perth is everyone.
Okay I am making a custom nation, what should I call it?
>>605327992
nobody likes me man lol but honestly i play with my hair so im satisfied. but thanks for trying
>>605328098
Then take him with you.
>>605328105
22
US, Florida
>>605328233
Well I do those too but I also make a host of ridiculous faces and talk to myself and talk to myself in different voices, occasionally I'll make up back stories about interesting pedestrians I see. Though those are mainly when I'm alone, if I'm with someone then it's mostly just singing and bitching about shitty drivers.
Timby I want you to do me a favor, I want you to do some anal play with a live and armed tear gas grenade. Post pics.
>>605328546
Oh, I don't sing or bitch if I am with someone. Either conversation or silence.
>>605328675
mmm that would inflate my sexy tummy even more wouldn't it?
>>605328233
thats funny. but thats fine man >>605328480
fuck no..even i have limits but why are you so butthurt? lol
>>605328514
kik?
>>605328782
Because I hate that retarded faggot.
He should just kill himself.
FEELS SO GOOOOOD
>>605328765
It would cause intense pain and death, but not after the gas erodes your colon and you lie suffering in a hospital bed for a few days before eventually succumbing to sepsis.
>>605328971
we're all retarded faggots, we just specialize in our own department
>>605328971
i dont blame ya and yes he should
>>605328805
Timbywuff
>>605328765
Because i'm totally into that. And i totally posted this reply.
http://timbypup.tumblr.com
Fine I will name it myself. You boring shitlords.
>>605329301
So you''ve made a tumbr, good, move your retarded faggot ass over there and stay there.
can anyone tell me what is the comic name of this hardblush?
http://kittyfemboy.tumblr.com/post/112699973509/gaz-kun-furry-nice-dominate-me-this-really
>hardblush
>EVER
>>605329195
actually i dont know who is who...so im not shure who should kill themselfs.. i dont know them..
>>605328308
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
>>605327664
No, its a roommate clearly.
>>605329138
Speak for yourself dude. Just because you're surrounded by lowlifes here doesn't mean you have to label yourself as such. You could just be an observer. I choose to post my body because it's fun for me and people do like it. The people that don't can either filter me or eat a dick.
>>605329970
but i'm a faggot
faggot=gay
>>605329970
How about you just make your own god damn thread and stop shitting up other threads.
God damn you weenies just stop talking to him.
It's like you're talking to a brick wall made of lard. You're not getting anywhere. You're never gonna get anywhere.
>>605329970
you have any g/fur stuff as well?
>>605329854
Pretty sure he calls her mom in the video doesn't he?
What makes you think its a roommate?
>>605330099
And that's perfectly fine.
>>605330111
Let the dick eating begin.
>>605329546
I don't think he is fully gay.
>>605330391
>NO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHIT UP THREADS :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Kill yourself.
>>605330440
I'm bi
>>605330111
Says the furfag posting in the g/fur thread...
>>605330440
i think the same is well and thats probably why hes so butthurt about it.. if your gay your gay it doesnt matter how large or small he is...
>>605330391
you alive on kik or what?
this thread is fucking gross, ugly dude posting his shitty nudes here instead of another thread that would be relevant to their pictures
>>605330707
.. are you retarded? g/fur thread posts are in g/fur thread, no other threads are getting shit up
>>605330575
I know it's impossible for you to be the bigger man (being a sissy bitch and all). But you could just ignore me.
>>605330750
this is about
>>605330575
lol
>>605330707
Your point? At least I'm not posting off topic bullshit.
>>605330593
Why isn't your butthole round O_o?
>>605330896
You're right... I am just a weak sissy.
*licks your balls*
Will you forgive me?
>>605330896
How about you just make your own bullshit thread for your own bullshit so you don't have to bother other people.
>>605330961
Cus some buttholes aren't <3
>>605331061
i want some lol
>>605330876
>>605330942
Then just fucking ignore him, you stupid faggots.
>>605331101
do you have a furry as a propic on kik?
>>605331200
>can't filter anon
literally impossible
ITT: feeding the fatdude.
>>605330876
Just filter him mate. You're using 4chanX obviously.
>>605331276
>can't filter anon
>sad days
>>605331264
Ever heard of google? I'm sure you can find a way, honey.
goddammit, ran out of hot water trying to really shave out the hairs again.
>>605331333
>wanting me to use a botnet
>>605331061
excuse me while i go vomit
>>605331100
he could go and make a camwhore thread. I have seen then around here before and he would be a bit more welcome
Question: You furrfags really don't think your animals?
>>605331264
>>605331327
You do realize you can filter more than names, right? You can filter by filename, file dimensions, post content etc.
>>605331176
Want some what?
Tongue on your balls?
Maybe if you ask nice and pet me after.
>>605331100
Shhhhh
>>605331061
Gotta swallow my load before you ask for forgiveness >;3...a good bitch knows that.
>>605331200
Right
>>605331176
Have some ;3
>>605331480
>can't filter him without possibly filtering other people
>>605331388
Yes exactly, that's my whole point.
>>605331474
No, but I'm a hairy fuck.
>>605331474
That is otherkin, mate.
There is one otherkin person in these threads, he shows up on Fridays. Try tumblr, they love that shit over there.
>>605331540
Chemotherapy fucks everything up but it gets the job done. Sometimes you gotta take collateral damage.
>>605331519
>>605331519
respond on kik come on
also more balls
thread dead?
>>605331923
image limit
>>605331474
Not usually. Differs for every fur though. I'm mostly in it for the porn.
>>605331376
if you figure out a way to do it without using a botnet, tell me
>>605331923
someone needs to make a new one.
>>605332041
Fuckin' userscripts, guys. Just write a three-line userscript to filter out image.jpg on click or something. It's not fuckin' rocket science.
