yuki feet thread
GOOD
>>682586750
frank yay
Cock tribute thread! Post a girl and other anons tribute her!
If someone tributes her, I'll post nudes!
>>682575687
Very slim/petite girls thread.
Post dem hip bones and ribs.
>>682580364
she could kick my ass but that's okay.
Hey bros, real talk
I grew up watching porn and having ridiculous expectation of masculinity put on me by my insane veteran father
I have an average-small cock, I'm 5'5, and I had a little bit of gyno
I obviously never met my dad's expectations of what a man is
so, I was convinced I must be a faggot
because I clearly wasn't a real man
then I became convinced I should transition
because clearly I wasn't a real man
now that I'm older, I'm starting to realize that all of this shit is based in insecurity gifted to me by my hard-ass father
but when I try to go back to being a man, I'm so crippled by doubts and insecurities that I just want to give up and be a tranny again
what the fuck do I do guys
like how the fuck do you be comfortable as a man, if you aren't 6 ft tall with a big cock
how do you guys do it
>>682565756
You find a big, six foot, hung guy who is comfortable being a man
Then you be his little sissy boy, suck his dick nightly and get cuddled up in big strong arms you faggot
A man's worth isn't the sum of his height and dick length. Look at David Bowie and Prince: not at all traditionally masculine men, but men nonetheless and both of them did really cool shit. Just be yourself dude, and fuck what your dad says.
>>682565756
>I'm 5'5
Didn't bother reading the rest, kill yourself.
Useless super powers #2
You can breathe under water, however the water must be boiling.
>>682580240
You are invincible, but only when you fart.
>>682580240
You have xray vision but you can only look through windows
>>682580240
You can unlock any door if you have the key.
>don't need to put key in lock
>still need key on hand tho
How fucked are you /b/?
That's funny, because if I, a citizen, did the same, I would be charged with murder instantly because I should have investigated to determine if the gun was real or not.
Shoot people who are running away instead.
>>682564987
If someone is walking around with a realistic looking BB gun then the cops do have a right to shoot those dickheads.
Dolphin thread?
bump
Can't bumpf the drumpf
>>682561683
New celeb waifu thread.
Brazil, where hearts were entertaining June
We stood beneath an amber moon
And softly murmured 'someday soon'
We kissed, and clung together
Then, tomorrow was another day
The morning found me miles away
With still a million things to say
Now, when twilight dims the sky above
Recalling thrills of our love
There's one thing that I am certain of
Return I will to old Brazil
>>682567944
How old is she?
/b/ how do you feel about gun "control"?
It's essential if your to hit your target.
>>682570574
ok i know im drunk but
what is that?
I know it's a glock that's it's a glock renamed a 'cock'
but.. did someone make a shitty clay statue of a glock just so they could label it cock? the fuck?
or is that like.. an artisan cake? edible and shit
I can find the control key on my keyboard but not the gun key... =/
Waifu Claiming thread
>To the beat of Life edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, not over-sexualized or excessive content of the sort
>Keep lewd to a bare minimum
>Keep RP and ERP to a bare minimum
>Discuss stuff
>Keep discussions of your waifu/husbando's sexual appeal to a minimum
>Insult...
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Cyka cyka you never guessed who it is :)
Claim
Rumia claimed
>your favorite thing about this game
>the thing you hate the most about this game
>new lore to piece together and discuss, which is actually turning out to be pretty interesting
>no poise, broken auto-summon covenants, boring firekeeper
>>682570023
>new lore, weapons and armor
>constant references to das1 and curses are redundant
I'm not sure though. I haven't fully explored the game yet
>your favorite thing about this game
Gankin bitches in pvp with my Havel greatshield +5
>the thing you hate the most about this game
Not much.
New thread
Amateur GF & wife share thread.
OC welcome
>>682565675
Bump bud
If you roll dubs in this thread, you have to leave /b/ forever.
Please God set me free
Fucking please get......oh god
want so bad
non-nude pics of girls you have nudes of, promised not to share or they have no clue you have them, but have been thinking about sharing. See what other annons think and post the nudes if you feel inclined Pic related girl I graduated with!
>>682550641
Let's see more
>>682550641
h/fur again because last one 404'd
I love herm cock