FB fap thread since last one = image limit GO
>>676807754
If only I had her nudes still
>>676807907
can't actually express how salt i am
Let's rewrite famous movie lines while keeping it's original meaning
>Luke, I came inside your mother
>>676806131
"Where we're going, we won't need infrastructure."
Hilarious, OP.
>u fukin wat m8
>this is what happens when you sodomize.
ITT: gay anthropomorphic animals.
Does anyone know a way to deal with ants effectively?
>>676804090
petrol and a match
I like gay porn. Does anyone else like gay porn?
How often do you get dubs /b/?
>>676804011
statistically it's 1 in 11
never, i go for trips.
>>676804077
Holy fuck
Civ thread continued.
>The women are still locked in the prison
>We've just created the bridge to the left side of the stream
>One of our men were lost in the forest after investigating a rustling noise
>One female child and one male child were born.
Roll for dubs. Try to at least make the suggestions plausible, I'm ignoring outrageous ones.
>>676803764
Women start preasuring for rights to the point of subjugation
i got dubbz here
>>676803766
big fat muslim kills earth
Waifu claiming thread Quatr.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Hugs for all
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>676806369
>Where did the milk come from?
>>676806471
You can If I keep it up
>>676806369
>Yuuko
>In Murica
>Gay
They're wrong, aren't they?
>Wouldn't mind if they were right tough
They're really sweet! Thing is, it works with my contacts who I have. Those need to give me new contacts and so one. I don't think I have enough contacts for that.
Most of my contacts are high school students. Not university or college students who already live alone
>>676806181
Hello. I'm doing great
>>676806369
>where did milk come from
I always wondered this.
>oh yeah. Look at them baby cows suck on dem tities. Ohoooooh man. I need some of that
Marie rose claimed
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbR8bFRxoYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zim6fQvx3KY
Fresh OC
Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone feel like sharing some?
celeb or oc?
>>676807370
I like oc but everything's good.
okay /b/ i know that some of you are going to ridicule me for this, but i wanted to put this out there and get your opinions on something that happened to me last week.
first, i want to say that i have a girlfriend and have been with her for 8 months now, and we have been sexually active.
my friend has sex with girls at parties every now and again, but is currently not seeing anyone.
this is about a sexual encounter that happened between me and a good friend (both guys).
be me
helping my friend install a new car stereo
we're working closely together inside of his car
i notice he smells good, and think "that's weird for me to notice this"
comment on it
he looks at me and smiles
get weird boner
i'm holding parts in place while he puts screws into the dashboard
lots of contact with each other, boner hardens even more
friend: "anon, are you hard?"
i probably turned bright red, because i could feel my face get hot.
me: "a little, but not sure why, just a random boner i guess"
friend: "you know those things are contageous don't you?", "now i'm getting a little hard too"
we keep working on installing the stereo
he jokingly says he needs to fap now thanks to me
>>676798183
>cont....
i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
he looks me in the eye and doesn't stop me.
i can tell it's starting to get a little intense.
he's breathing kinda heavy, so i go for it and rub his crotch
he doesn't stop me and even opens his legs to give me better access.
he's really hard, and so am i now, that this is happening.
rub him though his jeans for a little bit.
>>676798183
faggot.
>>676798334
>i jokingly rub his chest and nipples.
FUCK OFF OP YOU ARE THE GAY
>>676794842
story
>>676794842
What do I do with this link thing?
Links dont work
Why are white girls so into black men?
I see white girls with black guys everywhere I go.
this should answer that for you
>>676789232
if you post most shitty low res pics, no one is going to give a fuck
another one of these? It's never going to be normal to me, fucking Jew shills.
Post yourself ITT
ITT. Big tits small waist
>>676795503
Bump
>>676795503
Hoe Had a ClitDick
Has /b/ ever fucked a fatty/chubby girl before? I'm a 22 year old virgin and I thought about fucking a chubby chick just so I can finally say I'm not a virgin anymore. I've been watching a lot of chubby pron lately and thanks to /fit/ I've started to like "thick" girls more.
If you have fucked one, whats it like and was it worth it?
You got the fat flaps on your dick, it just feels better
>>676795060
Way better than being a virgin brah
>>676795428
is that the girl you fucked?
Why do the English hate the Scottish so much? What have we done wrong
>Muh tory oppression.
>SNP
That cunt Mormon Mel Gibson got them riled up.
>>676798634
This. Also the obvious false sense of superiority despite anything and everything is in England
