ITT: we confess to crimes we committed, but for which we have never been charged.
>be me, white, 19 years old, 1998
>be so fucking broke. Owe tuition, owe rent, owe a drug dealer $200 because i needed cash and thought i could pay him back when my check cleared a couple days later.
>basically fucked
>standing in a line at an ATM in rural massachusetts. Snow on the ground, cold as fuck. had to be below zero F.
Had a snow hat on.
>5 foot nuthin 100 lb betafag in front of me withdraws $300
> i look around, nobody within site.
>on complete impulse i pull my snow hat down over my face, and stuck my finger in his back as soon as he gets the money. i quietly whisper dont turn around, just hand it over
> he hesitates and then leans back with the $300
>i tell him to kick his shoes off.
>he does
>i take his shoes and the money and throw his shoes out into the snow, run to my car and drive away.
>paid my dealer, then paid off my other debts
>nothing ever came of it. no visit from cops, no nothing.
>did see armed robbery in police blotter in paper, but the suspect was "black male" (kek)
>own my own house now, good full time job, etc.
>>676751042
poaching
i like to bowhunt here in germany
>>676751042
>>own my own house now, good full time job, etc.
You got away with a crime which is pretty cool. On the other hand you're 37 and posting on /b/
Life doesn't always smell of roses.
>>676752057
if you even knew how many oldfags there are on /b/
God tier punkrock bands
/thread
>>676755778
Nice... I love oxymoron threads.
Nice balls chimpo!
>>676762387
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
>>676762387
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
NICE BALLS CHIMPO
Happening thread?
>>676758877
Nigga said he forgot magazines doughti t
>>676758962
what was he planning to do in the first place?
Waifu claiming thread.
>Why am i still writing versions here?
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Retribution.
Tatsie claimed.
>>676759826
Thank you. I like your left eye. And your dress.
>>676759919
You are warm, too.
>keep hugging you while twirling your hair with my left hand
I like what you do with your hair, Tet Tet~
>>676760465
You have the cutest eyepatch, Tenryuu <3
>>676760490
>sensually blow into your right ear as I hug you tighter
>>676759867
>my paintings
People who can paint are cool. I can hardly even do stick figures.
current desktop wallpaper thread
God tier albums
Good shout OP
>if you roll dubs you have to quit 4chan for the day
>if you roll trips you have to quit 4chan forever
lets roll
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
Meh
shame on you /b/
roll dubs or commit seppuku
not even impressed...
>>676762099
I guess it's sudoku for me
pics you were not supposed to share
was sharing my wife in the previous thread
itt: endless buckets of semen for celebs
also chloë pics welcome
mckayla
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Question for you guys, What is the average amount of sex you have with your gf. My gf and I end up doing like 6 to 7 times a month. I feel like that's about average. She thinks it should be more. What are your guys opinions
it should be 10-14 times a week bro. you shouldn't be able to keep your hands off each other. wheres the passion
>>676751080
I fuck my bitch everday at 9 pm.
>>676751080
gf he says...
To Love or Not To Love, That is The Question!
Someone in last thread said there where no restrooms or toilets in the movie or some shit.
Even tho the flush themselves down one.
Fight thread? Fight bread
see the webm and honestly tell me
can europe still be saved?
>>676739882
I can't see the webm because it's a faggot tier file extension.
i don't know anymore
nah man
