Lets go
Man the second sketch page came out amazing.
>>676685226
Of course!
How long can you last until you need to blow?
What's the pic in his hand /b/?
Will thread be kill before /b/ can post their shoops?
>Age
>Job
>Pay
>34
>McDonald's head chef
>£5.30/hr
>>676686304
18 qt clerk 9/hr
>>676686304
21
dishwasher
11.00$ CAD
>>676686304
>18
>Fucking your fat dead mother
>She pays me in bones
Fuck you OP suck my dick.
ITT: stupid shit you believed or did as a kid.
>>676674666
Would light shit on fire wherever I would go. Fire was like the coolest shit burned so many holes in my jackets and shit by accident to.
Bump, thanks for keeping the thread alive anon
>>676674875
Worst was when I lit a pen on fire and burning plastic and ink dripped onto my skin that shit was like napalm hurt like a mother fucker.
Will a fellow /b/ro buy FAllout 4 for a Clinically depressed fag.. SteamID: sanctifiedhero
>>676680350
How 'bout you get a job queer bait
>>676680350
Like your broke ass computer can run it.
Why not pirate ftl
>>676680835
Inb4
>I don't like pirating, I want to own it because I'm a massive fucking queer and my broke ass can't even afford a ring to run it but I'm relying on the generosity of this piece of shit website
New simple gap roulette
OP; fucking nigger auto correct meant fap *
Rill
>>676668099
Checked
Dubs or 0 decides
Suck the cactus until it gets dry
Shove cactus up bum
build a house made of sand under a rock
Rekt bread? Rekt bread
I'll dump a few here and there before this shit gets a 404
Pics you have saved from other anons part 2002010109
More of this cutie
can we get another kik nude group going?
Add me: teefland
add foxyboxes13
Add me: jacobanks93 ladies
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>tfw (let the rage begin about "your' and "you're")
>>676676209
You are a faggot
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Ask a guy who is 20 years old and has 4 chicks with benefits anything.
They are:
-18 year old white-washed black girl, 10/10 body, firm perky tits, bubble ass, fit, took her v-card, is my personal sex slave, worships cock, swallows, does anal, etc.
-35 year old hot blonde milf of 3 kids, great ass, fit/thin, took some effort to seduce because she doesn't go for younger dudes, got her hooked on me and wants me to constantly fuck her hard and creampie her
-17 year old (legal age is 16 in my province) sex-obsessed French-Canadian girl, wants to be fucked like a slut only, wants to have a 3 some with another girl, has an older sister who might be down
-20 year old 5foot petite asian girl with small perky tits, small firm ass, wettest, warmest, tightest and smallest pussy I've ever fucked, makes me a 2pumpchump, loves to swallow, is bi, easy to toss around and loves getting fucked deep bareback
Ask me anything, I'm here to give tips and answer questions to help some of you guys out
>>676684481
Do you like deli meat
>>676684641
Love it
>>676684481
What is your favorite vegetable?
I'm 26 and my penis is a little less than 2 inches long when I'm fully hard.
I read a research study that says size actually does matter in bed, for orgasms...
I also read another study that recently found the average ideal penis size for women is 6.4 inches...
I bought a penis pump, and I've been pumping for months, my penis isn't getting any bigger though.
It also sucks because I have to special order condoms from the UK that are small enough to fit my penis... Normal size condoms fall right off...
I was testing one of these small condoms out in my bed recently, and when I woke up the other day from a nap... It was stuck to the back of my shirt and I think my female roommate saw it... It's so much smaller than a regular condom, I don't think she could tell what it was, but I really wish I had a much bigger dick so I wasn't so anxious about my size all the time.
Is size really that important?
Pic related
honestly i would just kill myself if i were you OP
you're not going to triple your size with a pump
>>676683308
if theres such a thing as too small or too big then yeah size does matter
also if your female roommate pointed it out to yeah she could probably definitely tell what it was if it looks like a condom at all, theyre the same width throughout, not like a balloon that is baggier on the end part and rounder
also if u use the penis pump when anyones in your house they can probably tell youre using it penis pumps are a very specific sound not a lot of stuff sounds like them unless you inflate bicycle tires a lot or have an air mattress bed good luck being discrete
ya well my shits 3 inches and i know i'll never fuck a bitch or even enjoy sex myself with such a small dick
Facebook humiliation thread!
Dirty slut
moar of this please!
Hey /b/, recently there's been a few robberies in my area and I'm pretty worried about getting, I'm too poor to afford a viable weapon (let alone a gun) and I don't feel like waiting an entire year to get one either way, so with a little bit of brainstorming I got an idea to make a baton like weapon using a railing from an old junk drawer, when I ripped it out there was a little nail on the end and I decided that will be where I'll try to focus all my power on, tell me /b/, what do you think, would you consider it a viable self defense weapon
My beretta
>>676681110
That's nice and all but I can't afford that shit, let alone probably buy it, I live in California and from what I know, they are strict as fuck with weapons
Shameless, self bump
