Slow your roll, slow rollers.
>>669254760
no fats plz
I'm scared /b/ I dont want to go prison . I will not last, I will be raped and killed . Can I beg to go to juvie ?
>>669245772
What did you do?
>>669246061
TOPPEST OF KEKS!
>>669245960
Let's say there's this 17 year old guy. He doesn't realize it but over time he grooms his 5 year old niece. He would grope her , kiss her on the mouth etc. Her parents find out and they are questioning him now
ITT: Things women will never be good at.
I'll start: Comedy.
>>669253409
Anything other then making children
Having a Penis
>>669253536
/thread
Bullying - did it ever happen to you? And did it have any longterm effects?
Op is a fag
>>669250252
Did it make you a fag, OP?
>>669250461
Not really a fag, but fantasies about being dominated and humiliated.
Pics we promised not to share, 2nd edition
>Wake up at 8 PM after my nappy-wappy
>Remembered I've been a really good boy today
>Go to check my Good Boy Point (GBP) whiteboard
>30 GBP
>Enough to go in the playroom AND get a tendie meal with ranch dipping sauce
>Wade through my piss bottles and shit jugs to get to my door
>Waddle over to mummy's room
>"Mummy! Mummy! I've been a good boy and I want to go to the pwaywoom!"
>Mummy checks my chart and leads me to the playroom
>As she unlocks the playroom, she tells me that she'll get my tendies ready
>I quickly remind her, "Don't fowget the wanch!!"
>rush into the playroom and fall over headfirst onto the racecar mat.
>begin playing with my blocks
>One hour later
>Door opens and she has my tendies, except...
>No ranch dip
>"BITCH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MY TENDIES. I NEED RANCH DIPPING SAUCE TO FULLY ENJOY MY TENDIES."
>"y-you never asks for ranch, sweetums..."
>"WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR NUMBER ONE BOY!?!?"
>"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN UNGRATEFUL MOM!?"
>"d-don't worry Anon, I'll go right back down to get your ranch..."
>Throw one of my blocks at her and it hits her straight in the eye
>That's gonna leave a bruise.
>"SERVES YOU RIGHT, NORMIE BITCH! NOW GO BACK DOWN AND MAKE ME SOME MORE TENDIES!"
>Lean in close to her ear
>Shout "AND DON'T FORGET THE RANCH."
>She leaves crying
>Notice I made some wawa in my diapey
>mfw she changes me while I enjoy in tendies & ranch
Best 40th birthday ever.
Gimme-gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendy's.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
On kid's meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
I eat my tasty tendie treats,
In comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappie,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But naught a tendie is on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES, TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling in her eyes,
My foul-smelling, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
>2am. Hungry
>Grab my bitch summoning stick. Bang it on the wall until Mommy arrives
>She takes ages to arrives. She's pregnant from some new daddy who then dumped her
>Tell her I'm hungry and want to go to Burger King
>"No Anon, it's late. I have to work tomorrow
>Tell her it's no wonder new daddy left after knocking her up and if she's not nicer to her Good Boy, he'll leave her too.
> Her eyes well up and she drives me to Burger King.
>I get a kid's meal and play with my toys for a while.
>Tell Mommy I want to be the Burger King and to get me a cardboard BK crown.
>She asks the manager but he says they're all out.
>I start screeching REEEEEEEE but Mommy says there's nothing she can do as there's no other Burger King's open at this hour.
>She drives me home. I sulk and watch Kung Fu Panda.
>I get an idea. I hide behind the couch and call Mommy into the room.
> When she arrives I kung fu chop her in the belly
>She rolls around on the ground, crying that she thinks I've hurt the baby.
>I pour my piss jug on her head and demand she apologises for not making me the Burger King and tells me I'm the best at Kung Fu.
>She keeps sobbing so I lock her in the cupboard until she learns her lesson.
Fucking normies, they never learn.
Female domination (Femdom) is the New Normal. It is unavoidable. How does anon feel about this?
>Women outnumber men globally
>Women will vote to pass laws promoting female supremacy
>Women, unlike men, are less likely and more agreeable to the notion of sharing the best sexual partners
>Modern man lacks motivation to strive, as all the areas that man excels in are obsolete and replaced with automation
>Future relationships will appear a lot like a "harem", where one male is shared by a larger group of females.
>however, it is the women who control this set-up by democracy and co-operation. The man is literally "just a tool".
>women select the prime specimens for reproduction
>Obsolete males will be placated by being sissified and turned into narcissistic homosexual "traps", who will live their lives in a hedonistic state of fucking each other without risk of reproduction
It is the only future where literally everyone is happy. It is inevitable.
I think you want too much attention.
tl;dr
>>669248674
>b8
What's the best pornsite?
those that ends .onion
>>669250179
/thread motherfucker
>>669250179
kek only the best in there
So I herd u liek Pokemans
Autismus Maximus
>>669247749
Haha anon newfagit top zoz ultra shitnigger muslimfak
Pics we promised not to share
Why doesn't America just invade Europe and steal all their women before the Muslims get them?
>>669242217
because America can only pretend to be a superior force until they come up against one
Because their mother told them that stealing is bad, obviously.
>>669242217
because limes are not coconuts
You fap you lose
>>669240558
love her tits, its the girl with the bracers right?
Anyone have sauce for her video? I have lost it.
>>669240710
unfortunatly not..
Chubby thread
I need a fap buddy
In what fashion/method?
>>669233406
What do you mean?
I need some wallpapers pls help /b/ros
>>669247639
All the help you need is here >>>/wg/
/thread
sage
gimme some time anon
