Wat do?
>>572079187
clearly dat ass
>>572079187
Dat boy body
Tell her to check for soap on the floor
/b/ i just made an amazon order to my name and my home address with a stolen credit card. If the owner finds out will the police come knocking on the door?
wat do
halp
>>572080872
apply lube to anus.
>>572080872
>tfw amazon and the credit card company already knew it was stolen and they let dumb motherfuckers like you order stuff to your home.
First time masturbating stories.
I'll start.
>be 9
>Don't know anything about masturbating
>Ask teacher if I can go to the bathroom
>Take pass and walk there
>Place pass down on the dispenser
>Unzip, pull down, and pull out
>Don't think much about it and touch my penis
>Suddenly feels really good, never felt it before
>Feels better when I rub it a little
>Going on rubbing for a minute until my eyes widen and I feel my first orgasm
>Splooge all over the toilet
>Can't even look at it without seeing my DNA plastered on it
>Little worried, but just think that everyone goes through this
>Wipe up leftovers on my penis, completely ignoring the stuff on the toilet
>Grab pass and walk to class normally, still blushing from my first experience with my hand
I'd be interested if a femanon shared their story.
The first time I jerked off was accidentally to the Mythbusters episode about how goldfish can't retain memorie.
>>572076412
Do you still get turned on by it?
Ever return to that episode?
>>572076519
I don't actually.
I've seen it just the one time.
This is the first time I've truly thought about it. And it's pretty fucked up.
b/ this is a true wincest story between myself and my sister
I will post once now and perhaps once tomorrow
I will answer questions as I go
First off it started when I was 10 or just turned 11
She was 3 years older than me
She was cute. Maybe 5’3” small boobs when this all started.
But she always had a bit of a booty. Maybe 15lbs heavier than she should be but still cute.
>be 10 or maybe just turned 11
>have a sister 3 years older
>lived in a 2 story house, her bedroom and mine was upstairs
>parents bedroom was down
>when i was younger if i had a nightmare i would just go climb in with her
>I’m suddenly at the age when i’m getting hardons looking at girls
>i masturbate and orgasm but i’m not producing sperm yet no ejaculate
>i’m craving to have sex but how
>look at sis sometimes wonder what she looks like naked
>boner everytime
>so i decide to pretend to have a nightmare and see if she will let me climb in
>make sure parents are a sleep
>open her door she is sleeping
>get beside her bed and whisper her name till she hears me
>”what is it anon”?
>tell he I had a horrible nightmare and can i climb in
>”oh alright” and she turns on her side with her back to me
>I climb in but don’t make contact...waiting for her to fall asleep
>when i know she is sleeping i ever so slowly and quietly start to spoon her
>i have a hardon so i have to move slow
> i eventually have my hard cock pressed between her pudgy ass cheeks
>she always wears a nighty to bed...like almost see thru
>once i’m pressed against her bubble butt i decide to wrap my arm around her
>and ever so slowly and lightly let my hand rest on her boob
>she shifts a bit but thats all
>i sytay perfectly still what seemed like an hr but was probably 2 minutes
>then i ever so slowly started to squeeze her tit
>and i think i just started dry humping her but a bit but didn’t know i was doing it
I work at subway and i put my dick on your bread
at least you're not a nigger
>>572070129
i could be a nigger
>>572070015
you need a hairnet on those balls otherwise its unhygienic.
roll 18 for nudes dump.
meh
Rolls Royce for nudes
>>572067912
what you meant was roll to validate my self worth and give me attention, you fag OP.
Fur Friday
Checking in.
Its that time again
Go hug your imouto and post results
Make shure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
>>572044934
>mfw no imouto
>>572045287
I know that feel. I have a face though.
>>572045287
>>572046210
thats just sad..
Fur Friday
Someone else post some shit plox
Bumping for interest you glorious bastard.
>>572057363
Exactly
Loli Thread!
Still Dumping
11/65
Must save this thread with my fav loli
>>572058912
12/65
Why are pokegirls so damn sexy?
nig u gay
Oh and previous
>>572033723
because I'm silly and forgot to link it
>>572047751
hey dump sama
probably becuase theyre the biggest sluts around
Okay so mods deleted the thread so Ill space out my posts a bit more so they don't get deleted.
THIS IS NOT A CP STORY. Pedos please go
>Be me, Be 3 years ago
> I am married.
>sister is married; her and my brother-in law decide it’s time to make children
>they are trying for some time and they can’t have kids.
>Everyone in the fam knows they are trying and so it’s a regular topic (parents get grand kid crazy once you're married)
>One day me and her are talking about it
>She says she goes to the gyno so she is good, it’s her husband
>he doesn’t want to accept it, won’t go get a sperm count or anything.
>He thinks it makes him less of a man or some shit
>I ask what they are going to do; I ask if they will be getting a donor, surrogate, adopt?
>she regales me the details of those options
>all of them expensive, time consuming and in the end it’s not even your real kid.
> I don’t even consider this an option but I kind of automatically replay “Well I can be a donor if you don’t want to jump through hoops and pay anything ha .. ha.
>Silence on the phone
>Her: "would you be ok with that"
> *I had a very well-known pregnancy with an ex who got the baby aborted*
>What????????
> She says "well you are my brother, it would look like us, we don’t have to pay anything and it could believably be Matt’s (the husband)
>You are talking crazy, and besides Dave would never let that happen
>Sister "we don't tell him, he will think it’s his"
>* I have a semi*
>I don’t think that’s a good idea,
>sister: "of course it’s, if I were to adopt or get a donor the kid or biological dad might want to see them later in life, but you'll always see him and you'll be at most of the holidays.
>Okay that’s enough; quit fucking around with me I’m not doing this.
>>572050162
> Some time goes by and she sends me some texts like “hey… put any more thought into it” or “did you change your mind” I assume she is fucking with me.
>Be three weeks-ish after the phone conversation. Sister says she needs help moving something. They always call me to help move heavy furniture.
> Show up, WhereisMatt.jpeg
Now don’t get all shitty on me this isn’t porn so she wasn’t waiting spread eagle.
> Sister “he is in LA for work for 5 days. I need help moving this bookcase
> Not a problem, move book case, as per the arrangement she always gives me some beers and lunch when I help them move stuff
>we are sitting in the kitchen drinking some beers.
>She says I have something to show you, it’s a bunch of printed Wikipedia articles and Web md and news stories stuff like that.
>Me: What is that?
> I want you to read this stuff.
> Me: What is it.
> Its about brothers and sisters having kids together
> Me Super turned on: Okay this has gone way too far you need to stop. This isn’t cute or funny.
>she takes my hand and says: I’m not being cute I’m serious; Matt will never accept an adopted kid or a kid that isn’t his. We want children and this way he will think it’s his.
>Mind is spinning, she is serious, she wants me to cheat on my wife, with her, while she cheats on her husband, to get her pregnant. She is your sister…..
> Me flabbergasted: Wha… I … I just.. We.. you’re my fucking sister.
inb4 who was phone
>>572050162
Continue....
>inb4 some stupid ass ending
Well /b/, todays the day for retribution. The day everyone pays for all the females of the world who have outcasted me. "I was a nigger", I wasn't white enough. "I don't fuck gorrillas" and so forth. Today I will slaughter each and every one of you and make the rivers run red with your blood. As you fuck these...these beef cakes niggers and blacks who have nothing but welfare. I've lived my life with respect and I have been forced to live a sexless existence. Today is the day of retribution.
-Niggerchan
>>572028573
>troll more
>not you in pic
>if it's you post timestamp
if you're gonna go kill people, do it with no clothes on and in the dark, you'll never get caught
>>572028573
I feel like crying
Lets get a good baw thread going
self buming
Time for some fucking doujin dump, get in here and dont forget to bump
>>572027558
bump
>>572027761
