What knife does /b/ carry?
Pic related
lol fucking dork
>>572118634
what kind of fucking knife cuts stones into various types of beans?
>>572118634
Get on my level.
I take this with me everywhere I go.
Nobody dares to even look at me funny.
Cringe Thread please
>pic related
I bet he made that about his own quote... God that's awful. I never use Reddit but I imagine upvotes are a matter of quality, not feelings.
Brother of an old school friend has some cringy posts on fb sometimes
>>572131732
>Anonymous (ID: 9X5pWNGC) 10/04/14(Sat)17:07:59 No.57
What quality?
Why do I want to fuck this talentless diva midget so fucking badly?
and her friends fucking fuck
I did too till I found out she has been filled with a mile of nigger cock
The media
/thread
Bella thread?
>>572111575
>>572111758
Yeah. That's it.
>>572111575
yes
i love her
Skyrim Thread
>>572123515
want to get back to playing so bad but i've been without a comp for 5 months now.
>>572123607
My computer is shit so I played on the xbox
Getting a new computer soon so I can kick ass on ultra graphics
>>572123683
don't even own an xbox. anyhow, you got that dawnguard and that other expansion? They any good?
What do you do when you're <=5/10.
>Inb4 an hero
Please post alternatives
>>572119407
Embrace it and let your confidence be a 10/10. How can other people like you if you don't even like yourself?
>>572119407
>go to gym
>stay clean
>smell good
>dress decent
>eat healthy
>work hard to make money
Congratulations, you are now a 9/10
relax and fap
i will just dump this comic
that's all
1/41
2/41
3/41
4/41
ITS TIME FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR WEBM!!!
(PORN ONES OF COURSE!!!)
>Be me
>Be 26
>Recently got married to a solid 7/10
>She wants kids right away
>Gets her wish
>Fast forward 9 months
>Baby is on the way
>In the waiting room because I couldn't handle it
>Wife has baby
>mfw I see my child for the first time
>Told her she could name the baby anything she wanted
>She tells the doctor that her name is Love
>Wife isn't a hippy or anything
>I'm not a huge fan, but fuck it, I promised her
>Fast forward 10 years
>Baby is growing up
>Love comes back from school crying
>Ask what's wrong
>Says she is being bullied because of her name
>I cheer her up with some ice cream
>Problem solved and best dad award achieved
>Fast Forward 7 more years
>Love has turned into a 9/10
>She dresses normal
>Always wears red nail polish
>But she is shy
>Very shy
>She is still mocked constantly because of her not so ordinary name
>She comes home from school
>Obviously disturbed
>Ask her if its about her name
>She says nothing
>Just kisses me on the cheek and leaves
>First time she has kissed me since she was a baby
>Just wasn't her thing
>Can hear wife pulling in
>She is home early from work
>Hear door open from daughters room
>Door then opens from garage
>Loud blast goes off directly behind me
>I fall to the ground
>Wife looks at me and screams
>I look down and see bullet through my chest
>Love says something about her name
>I look up at my still beautiful wife
> I say
>Shot through the heart
>And you're to blame
>You gave Love
>A bad name
>>572098989
7/10
>>572098989
10/10
Got me good.
this guy
Es hora?
Valeria
>>572086312
>>572086194
Ahuevo comandante que pedo
thread 404'd
here's the final message, he hasn't responded
j/k, so haunted house?
>>572105184
meeeeeh bitch.
Give the guy some hope...
>>572105184
Dam nigga, not bad
Still tho
Look Andrew. You like me. That much is obvious. I don't like you. That is now quite obvious. You're not a genuinely terrible person, but you really, truly do need to change up your behavior around women and how you go about looking for a date. Please, just lose interest in me as soon as you can and move on, it's for the best. If you want some advice on talking to girls, I could help you out a little.
I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that you should kill yourself.
Oh look its ess phur and fluftits and such!
>>572093042
>>572093216
and all I heard was this
>>572093341
anyway
rate my gf /b/
will post more
Pretty
fucking goblin man.
drop that bitch and upgrade.
youre better than that anon
>>572086613
4 decides what I say.
Dont fuck this up for me /b/
Bitch this dick aint gone suck itself
You don't have to look good to suck my dick. It's kind of poetic, really.
>>572087110
dont make this rape akward
Alright losers. been friendzoning this guy since the beginning of the school year
gave enough hints and dont give a fuck anymore
>inb4 nudes
those will be ignored. get creative you lazy fuck
lucky number 7 decides
>>572094151
bump
"Listen you fucking prick, you're either blind or have an IQ below 70. I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. WITH. YOU. That is of course unless you want to mercilessly fuck me to the Braveheart OST, but other than that, get the fuck away from me.
>>572094151
I do not want your dick dude, I like vagina. Hardcore. I just want to stuff my face into every vagina I see man, dicks are nasty. Every time I see a dick, it just reminds me of a hot hotdog. Hot dogs are nasty, like you. Stop talking to me, faggot.
