Skyrim Thread
>>572123515
want to get back to playing so bad but i've been without a comp for 5 months now.
>>572123607
My computer is shit so I played on the xbox
Getting a new computer soon so I can kick ass on ultra graphics
>>572123683
don't even own an xbox. anyhow, you got that dawnguard and that other expansion? They any good?
What do you do when you're <=5/10.
>Inb4 an hero
Please post alternatives
>>572119407
Embrace it and let your confidence be a 10/10. How can other people like you if you don't even like yourself?
>>572119407
>go to gym
>stay clean
>smell good
>dress decent
>eat healthy
>work hard to make money
Congratulations, you are now a 9/10
relax and fap
i will just dump this comic
that's all
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ITS TIME FOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR WEBM!!!
(PORN ONES OF COURSE!!!)
>Be me
>Be 26
>Recently got married to a solid 7/10
>She wants kids right away
>Gets her wish
>Fast forward 9 months
>Baby is on the way
>In the waiting room because I couldn't handle it
>Wife has baby
>mfw I see my child for the first time
>Told her she could name the baby anything she wanted
>She tells the doctor that her name is Love
>Wife isn't a hippy or anything
>I'm not a huge fan, but fuck it, I promised her
>Fast forward 10 years
>Baby is growing up
>Love comes back from school crying
>Ask what's wrong
>Says she is being bullied because of her name
>I cheer her up with some ice cream
>Problem solved and best dad award achieved
>Fast Forward 7 more years
>Love has turned into a 9/10
>She dresses normal
>Always wears red nail polish
>But she is shy
>Very shy
>She is still mocked constantly because of her not so ordinary name
>She comes home from school
>Obviously disturbed
>Ask her if its about her name
>She says nothing
>Just kisses me on the cheek and leaves
>First time she has kissed me since she was a baby
>Just wasn't her thing
>Can hear wife pulling in
>She is home early from work
>Hear door open from daughters room
>Door then opens from garage
>Loud blast goes off directly behind me
>I fall to the ground
>Wife looks at me and screams
>I look down and see bullet through my chest
>Love says something about her name
>I look up at my still beautiful wife
> I say
>Shot through the heart
>And you're to blame
>You gave Love
>A bad name
>>572098989
7/10
>>572098989
10/10
Got me good.
this guy
Es hora?
Valeria
>>572086312
>>572086194
Ahuevo comandante que pedo
thread 404'd
here's the final message, he hasn't responded
j/k, so haunted house?
>>572105184
meeeeeh bitch.
Give the guy some hope...
>>572105184
Dam nigga, not bad
Still tho
Look Andrew. You like me. That much is obvious. I don't like you. That is now quite obvious. You're not a genuinely terrible person, but you really, truly do need to change up your behavior around women and how you go about looking for a date. Please, just lose interest in me as soon as you can and move on, it's for the best. If you want some advice on talking to girls, I could help you out a little.
I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that you should kill yourself.
Oh look its ess phur and fluftits and such!
>>572093042
>>572093216
and all I heard was this
>>572093341
anyway
rate my gf /b/
will post more
Pretty
fucking goblin man.
drop that bitch and upgrade.
youre better than that anon
>>572086613
4 decides what I say.
Dont fuck this up for me /b/
Bitch this dick aint gone suck itself
You don't have to look good to suck my dick. It's kind of poetic, really.
>>572087110
dont make this rape akward
Alright losers. been friendzoning this guy since the beginning of the school year
gave enough hints and dont give a fuck anymore
>inb4 nudes
those will be ignored. get creative you lazy fuck
lucky number 7 decides
>>572094151
bump
"Listen you fucking prick, you're either blind or have an IQ below 70. I. DON'T. WANT. TO. BE. WITH. YOU. That is of course unless you want to mercilessly fuck me to the Braveheart OST, but other than that, get the fuck away from me.
>>572094151
I do not want your dick dude, I like vagina. Hardcore. I just want to stuff my face into every vagina I see man, dicks are nasty. Every time I see a dick, it just reminds me of a hot hotdog. Hot dogs are nasty, like you. Stop talking to me, faggot.
Wat do?
>>572079187
clearly dat ass
>>572079187
Dat boy body
Tell her to check for soap on the floor
/b/ i just made an amazon order to my name and my home address with a stolen credit card. If the owner finds out will the police come knocking on the door?
wat do
halp
>>572080872
apply lube to anus.
>>572080872
>tfw amazon and the credit card company already knew it was stolen and they let dumb motherfuckers like you order stuff to your home.
First time masturbating stories.
I'll start.
>be 9
>Don't know anything about masturbating
>Ask teacher if I can go to the bathroom
>Take pass and walk there
>Place pass down on the dispenser
>Unzip, pull down, and pull out
>Don't think much about it and touch my penis
>Suddenly feels really good, never felt it before
>Feels better when I rub it a little
>Going on rubbing for a minute until my eyes widen and I feel my first orgasm
>Splooge all over the toilet
>Can't even look at it without seeing my DNA plastered on it
>Little worried, but just think that everyone goes through this
>Wipe up leftovers on my penis, completely ignoring the stuff on the toilet
>Grab pass and walk to class normally, still blushing from my first experience with my hand
I'd be interested if a femanon shared their story.
The first time I jerked off was accidentally to the Mythbusters episode about how goldfish can't retain memorie.
>>572076412
Do you still get turned on by it?
Ever return to that episode?
>>572076519
I don't actually.
I've seen it just the one time.
This is the first time I've truly thought about it. And it's pretty fucked up.
b/ this is a true wincest story between myself and my sister
I will post once now and perhaps once tomorrow
I will answer questions as I go
First off it started when I was 10 or just turned 11
She was 3 years older than me
She was cute. Maybe 5’3” small boobs when this all started.
But she always had a bit of a booty. Maybe 15lbs heavier than she should be but still cute.
>be 10 or maybe just turned 11
>have a sister 3 years older
>lived in a 2 story house, her bedroom and mine was upstairs
>parents bedroom was down
>when i was younger if i had a nightmare i would just go climb in with her
>I’m suddenly at the age when i’m getting hardons looking at girls
>i masturbate and orgasm but i’m not producing sperm yet no ejaculate
>i’m craving to have sex but how
>look at sis sometimes wonder what she looks like naked
>boner everytime
>so i decide to pretend to have a nightmare and see if she will let me climb in
>make sure parents are a sleep
>open her door she is sleeping
>get beside her bed and whisper her name till she hears me
>”what is it anon”?
>tell he I had a horrible nightmare and can i climb in
>”oh alright” and she turns on her side with her back to me
>I climb in but don’t make contact...waiting for her to fall asleep
>when i know she is sleeping i ever so slowly and quietly start to spoon her
>i have a hardon so i have to move slow
> i eventually have my hard cock pressed between her pudgy ass cheeks
>she always wears a nighty to bed...like almost see thru
>once i’m pressed against her bubble butt i decide to wrap my arm around her
>and ever so slowly and lightly let my hand rest on her boob
>she shifts a bit but thats all
>i sytay perfectly still what seemed like an hr but was probably 2 minutes
>then i ever so slowly started to squeeze her tit
>and i think i just started dry humping her but a bit but didn’t know i was doing it
