Hi /b/. I just want to tell you something.
I'm 25 years old. I've always dreamed about fucking a milf (maybe a granny, as I've been growing up).
A couple days ago, I was bored on home, so I decided to get in a chatroom (like the old days). Each time I saw a woman nickname, I just ask her to have a sexual date with me and, in exchange, I will give her 50€ (yes, eurofag here).
Three or four hours later, a woman said "yes, I'm in". I wasn't sure about her, I mean, what if she is, really, he? Or what about she is trolling? I ask her phone number, she gave it to me and I called her: she was a 58 yo woman, with three daughters and one grandson, and she was really interested.
We will meet tomorrow at 5pm. I didn't saw her, just her voice, as she didn't saw me neither. I'm so fucking excited.
If anyone have some questions or advices, they are welcome.
PS. Pic semi-related.
>>572987680
I tip my fedora your way, good sir.
So is she actually in it for the money?
I've had a cougar before, she was 18 years older then me. It wasn't that good, but it's a fun experience anyway.
>>572987863
Yes; she told me she used to work taking care of an old woman who passed away weeks ago. She needs the money and it's her first time doing this.
Can we get another mommy thread??
>>572984785
Yes pls
lurkin
Hahaha damn /b/, negros have big dicks. Any theories as to why native africans have such large genitals? What do you think of the recent interracial/BBC/cuckold trends? Also post pics of women next to nude natives or even just nude natives, I like to use them for photoshopping classmates :^)
>>572981389
^ got your nose
>>572981389
if you like black cocks so much why don't you go shove one down your throat.
pic related. you know she takes it
>While browsing /b/…
>You come across a door, hidden behind the shit and porn.
>It is a large stone slab, with several cracks in it, set in a wooden frame.
>Mushrooms and moss are growing out of the crevices of the door’s wooden frame.
>A breeze can be felt coming through the cracks of the slab.
>>572982578
>With all your strength you kick at he slab.
>Nothing.
>You kick again and again. You hear the sound of movement. One more kick should do it!
>You kick one last time and in doing so, the slab crumbles in thick cloud of dust.
>Rubble piles on the floor as you wait for the dust to settle, you cover your eyes.
>You look through the door, but all you can see is darkness stretching onward.
What is this?
>You ask to yourself as you venture forth.
>>572982659
>You walk over the rubble and enter a small dark, damp room.
>The stench of farts, soaked urine and dried shit wafts into your nostrils, making you gag and your eyes water.
>After a brief coughing fit, you wipe the tears from your eyes and gaze upon the room.
>The room is made of stone and brick, the walls have a strange brown, dried mud like growth growing up the walls and dangling off of the ceilings. Bottles of two litre cola have been emptied and clearly filled with urine and discarded around the room.
>There are posters and toys of horses lining the walls and shelves of the room. They’re unsettling, but you cant quite put your finger on why. As you move around the room you feel their eyes following you.
>There is a computer in the corner of the room and strange drawings of horses on the floor.
>Next to the computer is another stone door, much like the one you came in from, there’s some small cracks in it. It looks heavy.
>Upon closer inspection, the drawings are of horse porn.
>You wonder what you’ve gotten yourself into.
>>572982734
“ HEY, BRO! “
Agh!
>You turn to find a creature lurking in the corner of the room, somehow you didn’t notice him as you entered. But there he stands before you, a large sweaty creature, panting frantically, he seems to be struggling to stand on his own two legs and his clothes are heavily stained.
“ Saw you admiring my artwork. Oh yeah. I’ll let you take a closer look. “
>You back away as the creature plods over to the papers on the floor, rummaging through them.
“This one’s my favourite, see? Its rainbow dash getting pounded by ME! Huhu! You can spend some time with it if you like, just don’t get it dirty. HU! “
Wat, uh no. No thanks.
>The creature pauses for a second, then regaining his composure.
“Ah, not in the mood right now aye? No problem, us bronies to stick together, right? “
>You pause, stunned...how should you reply to the creature?
44, 71 and 23 decides
>>572979756
why not? i really want you to suck my 2 inches dick of love
Just admit you wanna suck my cock and come do it.
Its okay Im gay tho
Nightly creep thread pt 2
FIT AS FUCK !
yuz plz
>>572958057
drugged/sleeping/violated/publicly humiliated women etc.
My prom date from last year. Oops
>>572982775
>be me
>be 18 year old Ausfag
>still in school year 12
>last year of this shit
>no gf and always horny as fuck
>talk to qt 3.14 ive know for a while on the bus to school
>lets call her katie
>hot as fuck but always had a bf
>rumors that she broke up with her last one
>time to make my move
>things go to plan and go on a few dates
>she tells me not to tell anyone
>not sure why but whatever she’s hot
>after a few dates end up fucking at her place
>doesnt want to be my bf cos she ‘doesnt have enough time’
>suggests friends with benefits instead
>as long as i keep it secret i can fuck her
>accept deal obviously
>find out she is crazy
>gets down real dirty
>bdsm and public shit
>not into it but whatever she’s hot
>we fuck regularly for 2 months
>find out she never brokeup with bf
>whatthefuck.jpg
>how did i not notice
>confront her about it
>says she will break up with him
>never breaks up with him but whatever she’s hot
>still fuck for a few months
>ignore the fact she has a bf the whole time
>eventually it gets too much for her to handle so she ends it
>huge argument and i threaten to tell her boyfriend about us
>she blackmails me to keep quiet
>fucking bitch
>fast forward a month
>got invited to year 11 formal (prom) at nearby girls school
>all girls in year below are sluts and the after party is an easy hunting ground
>opportunity to break the drought by fucking some drunk year 11 sluts
>get to formal
>boring as fuck but everyone’s on pingers
>see one qt 8/10 that looks kinda familiar
>start talking to lay some groundwork for afters
>at afters we both get shitfaced and end up having a quickie in the bathroom
>gives me her number and tells me to add her on facebook
>her name seems familiar but i cant put my finger on it
>next day wake up and add on facebook
>having a quick stalk and then it hits me
>she is katie’s boyfriends sister
>mfw i fucked his girlfriend and sister
haha fuck mate, watch your back - if he ever finds out he's coming for ya.
Which was the better shag?
>>572977140
the girlfriend for sure, pretty sure his sister mightve been a virgin because there was blood and shit, and no she wasnt on her period
>>572977231
Nice, takin a cherry always a good time bro. You gonna give her a ride again?
Hello /b/ros. I'm starting Runescape again after a long ass recovery (I got hacked). Any of you richfags willing to help me start out with cash?
Also, general Runescape thread
>>572971380
I'm recently re-starting playing Runescape as well, I haven't got any donations I can give you as I'm poor myself, but feel free to add me if you'd like to not get too bored while playing,
IGN: 52m Noob
>>572971380
Is it worth starting again? heard the new version is bad but hearing mixed reviews
>>572971957
I kinda like new version, works more smooth
some real shit just went down in my house /b/
its about to get weird
little back story first:
>be me
>share a connected bathroom with my little sister
>9/10 easy
>always been attracted to her but never considered acting on it
>lately when i jerk it old school though i imagine her
>first times i totally stopped but more it happened less i cared
>begin non stop fantasizing about it
>sometimes purposely go into bathroom when i know shes in there
>we've always been close both just as siblings but also physically
>before i started obsessing id give her back rubs/foot rubs/tickle her/and just lay on the couch together
>never anything sexual at all cause i never saw her like that
>just knew she was pretty cause im not blind
>genes.pdf
>but since i started jerking it to her i havent been comfortable getting that close
>she mentioned last week that ive been acting weird lately
>makes note of how ive been distant physically and how i havent hugged her in a while
"what?! how am i being weird? im not weird! youre weird!"
>>572969415
>i managed to deflect and make her laugh
>she says that if i wasnt weird then why did i just hang out in the bathroom the previous day while she was in the shower
>lately when she showers i go in there to "pee" but really just silently jerk it
>the thought of her being naked so close to me while my cock is in my hand really turns me on
>when she asks why she cant hear anything though i just say i dont want to be gross and aim for the side of the bowl so she doesnt hear it splash the water
>this time though i forgot to flush after i was "done" "pissing"
>she thought it was weird when there was no piss in the water when she got out the shower
i was actually about to cum so i ran into my room so she wouldnt know
>i managed to tell her some excuse on how i was looking at my phone and just got distracted
>she bought it but was skeptical
>i tell her i love her and for good measure give her a hug
>she let out a sigh of relief and squeezed me tighter
"mmm thats the good stuff anon"
>she holds me there for what felt liek forever
>felt my dick get extremely hard
>she squeezed again and i could feel my dick press against her crotch
>i instantly let go and kinda push her off of me
>i know she felt my cock
>know that she felt that it was hard too cause her face was bright red
>i pull out my phone and just pretend it didnt happen as i walk away
>>572969460
flash forward to today
>be at home
>no one in sight
>go to bathroom to take piss
>see my sister's panties and socks laying on the floor
>fuckingjackpot.jpg
>i grab the panties and start smelling them
>they smell like fucking angel's outta smell
>sit down with pants off cause i know im bout to be a while
>put panties around my dick while i sniff her socks
>im so fucking hard
>switch back to sniffing panties and put her sock onto my cock
>start jerking it as hard as i can with my little sisters panties shoved into my face
>eyes are closed and am in my own world
>about to cum when i open my eyes and see my sister standing there looking at me
>i can tell she didnt just show up but had been there for a little bit
>she was just wearing a towel and holding a bottle of shampoo
>she had been in our parents bathroom trying to get it because we didnt have any left
>she doesnt know wtf is happening
>shes just angry and runs over to where i was sitting
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ANON?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!"
>>572969535
>shes yelling at the top of her lungs
>she grabs my hair and pulls my head back
>she takes the panties and literally shoves it into my mouth
>this is just making me harder
>she keeps screaming the same thing over and over
>then she steps on my cock with her foott and pushes with all her weight
>her big toe and the one next to it are wrapped around my cock as she pushes down
"IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT YOU SICK FUCK?!?!"
>i cant take it anymore and just start cumming
>my cum is dousing the bottom of her foot while shes stil pulling my hair and shoving her panties in my mouth
>she lets go of me to address the puddle shes standing in
>shes still furious and keeps yelling at me
"YOURE FUCKING SICK ANON!! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"
>she doesnt know what to do
>shes blinded by rage and takes her foot and smears whats on it onto my face
>she pushes my head with her foot once she finished wiping and i fell over on to the ground
>im laying on my bathroom floor with my cock out, my own cum on my face, and my baby sister standing over me
<<Rate Me Thread <<
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>>572965327
http://teenonline18.tumblr.com/
Live free
Very nice little tits and sexy mouth
Creepy old pictures
>>572941169
Bump bump two vertical bumps and a square
>>572941468
Hahaha yeah I've heard they all look alike.
This is now a peter griffins best thread.
Sexy legs Op here, I crossed out her name. Should I send her pic and risk her calling cops?
yeah, but make the X bleed.
>>572958345
nice PS faggot
>>572958465
it hurts
817 area code nudes?
Pic unrelated
>>572958245
Dude, a local. Unfortunately, I dont' have any nudes of nearby chicks.
But I'll hang around and see if anyone else pops up with some. We can hope, right?
Meh
>>572958770
Fuck ya dude, fuck ya
PLEEASEEE! GIVE ME SOME CUM!!!
She turned you down, huh? Probably because of your shitty personality.
>>572952062
duh fuq dis ?
nope. Guys faping with me turns me on ! :P
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