DEPRESSION
ADDICTION
ADHD
>>688766981
Downs syndrome
Progeria
>>688766981
>PTSD
get over it.
>alcoholism
get a fucking life
>bi polar
no you're just a loser.
what did i miss?
>>688766981
anxiety
cancer
restless leg syndrome
/b/ what was the last dream you remember having?
Went to an execution fucker wouldn't die
started off with some kind of nice car. Then I needed oil so I walked down the stairs into a Japanese mall where I found a convenience store that sold oil. I bought it then the clerk immediately turned it into an omelet while talking some gibberish, it tastes horrible, like motor oil so I throw it away and he gets mad. Then I walk out the door and onto a palace-y roof where I sneak around like I'm trying to rob the place or something. I find some fragile eggshell like material that turns to putty when I crush the broken pieces together. I take it to my home and show it to the Asian nun who looks at me in horror and tells me to bring it back for my own safety. I drive a new shitty up car the road to somewhere and it become a half-lane-narrow switchback with 90° cliffs on both sides. The speed limit is 10 but I'm going 30 and extremely nervous about falling off and dying. When I finall find a fork in the road I turn relieved to go home, but it's the same deathly switchback over and over again in a loop.
Then I wake up and go to work
Anyone else die in their dreams? Like getting shot or blown up?
First buy, how'd I do. $25 for 2 grams
>>688765904
ripped off
You could get $5 a gram lmao
>>688765904
"2 grams" for $25?
I'm havin a gud laff m8
ON THE GROUND SCUMBAG, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANY DUBS ON YOU.
>>688765270
Of course not, officer
ok
I swear they're not mine
Oops. Well how deep should I do this you fuck boys?
keep pushing down until you can't see the text, and slide that razor down your arm
>>688759934
You've been doing it the wrong way, pussy.
wait post tits first
checkem
Anyone else here believe in Deism? It just makes so much more sense than christianity and Atheism. Atheist are trying to contradict christianity and vice versa, while Deism just lays back, pop some nice vodka, weed, or what have you, because you have no rules against that, and enjoy the show.
>>688759109
Are you sure you're not agnostic?
>>688759260
Agnostic is not being sure but not denying the possibility of a higher being. Deism is more like actually not giving a shit, literally 0 thought to it. Just enjoying life as a whole
>>688759260
Agnostic deist? A bit I guess, im sure there are certain rules, but with a bit of freedom.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
nice meme XDXDXDXDXD
still here
and
>>688764944
that sounds good. put i meant like pats
>>688765114
good work or bad work?
Does /b/ drive fast cars?
I drive an 2003 Cobra convertible. 2,000 hp. Several mods. I hate to boast, so I don't post my mods list. Old car, but very, very fast. Can dust lambos and GTRs.
Plastic interior, but bitches only see the outside when I fly by. They say convertibles are for women, but I think I'm feminine enough man to drive one.
What do you drive, /b/?
2007 porsche cayman bought it will 50k miles for 20k great deal and it's really fun to drive
>>688761722
You expect me, or anyone else for that matter, to believe, you, to own a 03 cobra pushing 2,000hp?
Lol
>>688762233
Nice, but not faster than my Cobra. I said fast cars.
drawthread
K
Requesting cute things.
>>688765320
hey. don't think too much on it now, if i were in a position like that, well.... as far as i've heard of it it's a blast to be working with like minded people for a common goal
even if you couldn't shoot for the big game, you can always try picking for a startup maybe
that said, i have virtually no job experience outside of applying online for walmart. so take my stance with a grain of salt eh?
Milf thread 4, I'll start with some OC of my gf.
Another of her.
youtube videos that are about to get banned. post'em
I'll get the ball rolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmHSnxS4GNk
Here you go op, quick now!
http://frtyd.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/pizza
niceeeee
>>688756654
i aint clicking that shit
DROPBOX ◇
B u m p
>>688750744
Thread die quick, sorry OP
>>688750744
Bump
amatuer asian thread
>>688749627
More of her op
Ask a male girl scout leader anything
Maybe-lewd-greentext-will-get-conversation-going-edition.
>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to ephasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I appologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
Best story? Can be lewd if must, but would prefer bitchiest scout story, or funny stories.
>>688751303
Just tell us your favorite stories, lewd or otherwise.
Dunno what you mean by bitchy, stories about when the girls got uppity?
>local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hands down my neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers way to long and feels my abs up before she slips out
>not /fit/ but I do have a flat stomach
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>contemplate if I can get in trouble for getting molested
>better watch that girl
So basically, this guy finger bangs this unconscious whore that drank too much and never got to dick her. That is sexual assault legally speaking yet he is referred as a rapist. His name is Brock.
Can you guys post memes of Brock to infuriarate feminists, social justice warriors and find out who the girl he finger banged is? There is massive trolling potential here.
Here is my attempt at a meme.
20 minutes of Brock Time.
JUST
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