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Btw who was this from other thread?
Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post this since you gave me some laughs throughout the years(haven't browsed for about a year.)
Anyways
>be me, medical school student
>end of 4th year and I apply to hospitals around world(yes even Africa..)
>want to research Apoptosis in depth more( that's cell suicide for the mongoloids here, I'm going to try to be an oncologist)
>there's a research seminar a few days before I leave, in same state and area that my aunt and cousin live in
>mom tells her I'm going to be in the area
>she says I can stay with her and donald(using real name, idgaf)
>his father left him before he was born
>mom is a 8/10 milf as fuck, 40 year old bombshell
>maybe I'll see her naked, maybe she'll have me look at some "lumps"
>get to her house
>she opens door, in a tank top, can't really see if there's a bra on but whatever
>hug her, ask where cousin is
>oh he's in his room
>wat
>she walks to staircase and flips light switch up and down
>hear "OKAY MOM IM COMING" from upstairs
>cousin is same age as me, 28.
>she looks at me and smiles, "he's currently confused about what he wants to do in life, he's always respected you though, maybe he would want to be in the medical field too-"
>see him running down stairs
>in a Pokemon shirt and boxers
>his dick is flopping around
>side note, I haven't seen him since he was 10 and we moved away
>fat as fuck now
>"oh, I forgot you were coming"
>Ibetyoudid
>he runs back up and puts on dare devil PJ bottoms
>"have you seen this show on Netflix yet? It's pretty awesome-sauce"
>don't have that much time for Netflix but maybe we could watch some
>"COOL"
>runs to living room and turns TV on
>aunt says "maybe not right now though honey"
>cousin pouts away from TV
>aunt asks what I would like for dinner, she doesn't have much around the house and is going out to get some stuff tomorrow to make dinner
>asks son if he would want to go out to eat
>Naw I have some stuff I need to get done on my thing.
Cont.
Cont. please
>>676053506
>aunt tells him she will put some of the chicken he likes in the oven
>tfw it hits me. My cousin is a fucking robot
>decide I'll ask him about it later
>aunt says I can sit and watch tv while she changes into something nicer
>sounds nice
>cousin slams down on couch from behind me, faggot literally jumped over the couch. The impact probably broke a few springs
>"daredevil?"
>probably can't watch long but sure
>he sits there like a child, looking at me every time something happens to gauge my reaction
>start to be dramatic af when I react
>daredevil kills someone
>my face looks like I just got shot myself
>cousins jumps in excitement
>I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT
>die internally a bit
>aunt walks out in nice sun dress, probably the first time she's gotten to wear it in years
>you look nice
>cousins lets out a "ooooooooohhhhhh"
>tell her we can take my car, gunna rack the miles up on it before I sell it, so I've been driving it everywhere
>okay one second let me go put in his dinner
>I literally feel like I'm going on a date with a single mother
>he kisses her on cheek and says "you be careful you two!"
>cringe
>I've been doing work at clinics and making some decent cash
>decide to go to a nice ass restaurant
>aunt says she doesnt think she can pay for this
>tell her it's fine, it's on me and if she needs anything to just ask me
>she blushes
>you're such a gentleman, your mom is so proud of you
>smile and tell her it was worth the hard work
>she asks me if I can help her son get on his feet
>tell her Ill talk to him
Spaghetti and dinosaurs. Bumping because I'm an idiot.
UK Nudes Thread :
Where you from , guys? Post some Saturday night win. Chesterfield here
>>676042418
Chesterfield again. It would seem to me, from seeing a few of these threads in my time, that Chesterfield has a disproportionately high rate of sluts. As does Stoke.
>>676043381
Not gonna lie, I post a lot of win. A lot of UK guys seem to want to hoard their shit
>>676043550
this. I tend to be the only person who posts girls from cheltenham/gloucester. People need to share
Political science major here.
Tell me why you actually want a man with absolutely no political experience as president.
Do you realize he will never have a shred of support from the senate? And that he will basically be shut down by the rest of the world when it comes to foreign policy?
He will spend 4 years doing nothing but complaining on TV about how nobody lets him do anything.
inb4 That's a worthless degree. I know it is.
The title of president has no meaning; sorry to tell you.
>>676039790
Because it will be funny watching everyone who actually gets rustled about this stuff freak out, duh
>>676039790
racists.
he himself is a xenophobe, but xenophobia and racism go well together. plus it's either him or Hillary so... ya. i'm not voting
Feels weird. I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow and im packing all of my stuff up right now so my family wont have to. I fee like I'm in limbo right now. I've contacted several people to try to talk to and hopefully give me a reason not to but so far nothing. I've never felt this low and the only answer seems to be this. I have been here for about 2 years now and for some reason feel a sense of connection with you crazy people. Hopefully its painless and easy. I have a bottle of Hydroxyzine and clonzepam that I will be downing a 12 pack of beer with. If that fails and I wake up I have my .380 to finish the job. I hope it doesnt come to the latter because I dont want to be found like that. Im sorry guys the weight of the worlds growing harder and harder to bear.
My name is Tyler please dont forget my name. Say a pray if thats your thing if not call me a faggot and tell me to do it.
Just remember you're taking the pussy way out.
>>676036246
livestream it. And don't be a pussy, cut your head off with a chainsaw.
>>676036246
We all love you though.. It's a love hate thing
Fluffy abuse
ITT: we abuse tiny horses
also stop spamming the same comics
we need new shit or good shit m8's
Fluffybooru.com m8
Serious question, how is the muslim situation going on at Scandinavia? scandinavian-fags, report.
Are all of your country overrun by them? are they destroying your culture and making life shittier? Also, why the fuck your contry let this happen? is it going to have an end?
Am denmark. can confirm that at least in the provinces there's alot of sandnigger shelters, but i think sweden is alot worse.
>>676041544
And how bad is the situation for Denmark? are they fucking your country? will you let all them stay? I'm afraid that there won't be any of Scandinavia left on 25-50 years from now
Here in Sweden they're everywhere. Refugees from all over comes in huge waves. We have no go zones with aggresive refugees and shelters for refugees where people gets stabbed and shit also there are most muslims. Media also claim that some isis members gets to live here and that they planned some of the stuff that happened in Brussel here.
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread 7.0.
Song Of The Day: Out Of The Woods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf9q36UsBk
TAYTAY VULT
I work in a hotel and few days ago i walked into a room to clean as there was no do not disturb sign on the door, To my shock in front of me on the Bed was Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss going at it, I was a bit disappointed as it was like watching two skeletons bump and grind and poor Calvin Harris in the corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth banging his head with his fist angrily, I closed the door and left in a hurry hoping that they had not noticed.
This will forever remind me to knock before i enter a room.
Instagram fap thread
Moar Saturday Night loli thread!
You should all install the 4chan extension right now.
It will make your life easier!
What is the 4chan extension?
It's a plugin for your browser, that adds some really cool functionalities.
It changes the layout to a more user-friendly one.
It warns you everytime you are mentioned, your messages and the messages in which you are mentioned appear marked, more useful.
The threads uptade themselves automatically, I know that's not new, but it's another user-friendly functionality.
You can mark threads to find them without using the catalog. The most common marked threads are loli, waifu, g/fur ...etc
There's a loli functionality: it adds an automatic reverse image search! It's a link ipdb attached to every image posted on 4chan, it redirects you to a multi-service image search engine, with no need of downloading the image.
There's another link attached to the images, that locates the pic on google.
But now the most important feature, the extension let's you see the names.
When you see the names, you know which person is posting all the good pics and has all the merit he deserves.
You can have your own name too, but that's against the rules, you do it under your own risk.
There's a lot of people who do that, namefags, the waifu threads are filled.
And there's much, much more to it. That I don't remember, or that I don't use, because I don't understand.
I hope you all have a nice day/night.
This is the link for the 4chan extension.
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
Once installed, please don't use a name today, because probably the mods have been watching us promoting the extension, and last time I teached someone to use that extension, we used the names, to test it, and that got us all banned (for 3 days).
Choose 4chanX instead of appchan if you have any doubts, it works fine for me.
Ask me if you have any questions.
Bye!
The waifu threads are not full of namefags. I have only seen one tripfag
Jesus tap dancing Christ
Liru thread?
I would like to hug Liru really much
Would you date a singlemom?
>>676040979
Drop-kick that butt-nugget
outta the picture...
Not with a black kid. Only a cuck would do that.
max image limit has been reached at old thread.
post and expose your wife / gf / ex
>>676030216
does /b/ like fat asses on petite women?
NO WEB PORN LETS FIX IT
>>676021139
How is this done ?
public nudity/flashing thread
>>676034527
Moar/source?
>>676034527
name?
