Mom and son thread
No onez dumpin
>>676056958
That means new one needs to be made
cuz ur a fag
What're you listening to?
sultan of swings :D
Do black lives actually matter? opinions /b/? and facts of negro matters
Kek
yes.
Hey, /b/itches.
You are a Jew who has to escape Auschwitz.
Dubs decide.
>>676057141
black lives matter
>>676057141
exit cave or whatever it is
Hunger games thread, first 23 in.
First post without text is logo
First post without image is title
Some surprisingly good musical asian 11 year old girl won the last one.
>>676057917
Ass Cravings
Comrade Tank
Dick Dastardly Richards
zootopia? zootopia.
>>676047281
agreed. does anybody have the comic of when she's in heat and wants nick to stay over?
Photoshop this kid into anything
>>676051349
fraid not
>>676051349
looks like a dork
>>676051349
no, you're both 12.
Trips and I'll do it.
At my best friends birthday party
>>676057702
Pull down pants and do the dick helicopter
Will ruin friendships
>>676057702
Commit suicide via chopping off your dick
Post your thick/chubby/bbws
Enough attention ill post moar
>>676049711
Would impregnate
draw thread
Easter edition
would fuck that, show pussy
>>676053153
>
Also will take requests. Please send references with em
'sup pals
COOLEST wall paper thread ever
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>>676056871
A h`alal Time
-p
do iiiiit
Roll trips and include your steam ID for a special prize.
OP is not a fag edition.
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k, ill bite.
Ben Carson is my steam name
also you can have this kek
Instagram fap thread - Continue
she deepthroats
Btw who was this from other thread?
Alright /b/. Don't have long but I thought I'd post this since you gave me some laughs throughout the years(haven't browsed for about a year.)
Anyways
>be me, medical school student
>end of 4th year and I apply to hospitals around world(yes even Africa..)
>want to research Apoptosis in depth more( that's cell suicide for the mongoloids here, I'm going to try to be an oncologist)
>there's a research seminar a few days before I leave, in same state and area that my aunt and cousin live in
>mom tells her I'm going to be in the area
>she says I can stay with her and donald(using real name, idgaf)
>his father left him before he was born
>mom is a 8/10 milf as fuck, 40 year old bombshell
>maybe I'll see her naked, maybe she'll have me look at some "lumps"
>get to her house
>she opens door, in a tank top, can't really see if there's a bra on but whatever
>hug her, ask where cousin is
>oh he's in his room
>wat
>she walks to staircase and flips light switch up and down
>hear "OKAY MOM IM COMING" from upstairs
>cousin is same age as me, 28.
>she looks at me and smiles, "he's currently confused about what he wants to do in life, he's always respected you though, maybe he would want to be in the medical field too-"
>see him running down stairs
>in a Pokemon shirt and boxers
>his dick is flopping around
>side note, I haven't seen him since he was 10 and we moved away
>fat as fuck now
>"oh, I forgot you were coming"
>Ibetyoudid
>he runs back up and puts on dare devil PJ bottoms
>"have you seen this show on Netflix yet? It's pretty awesome-sauce"
>don't have that much time for Netflix but maybe we could watch some
>"COOL"
>runs to living room and turns TV on
>aunt says "maybe not right now though honey"
>cousin pouts away from TV
>aunt asks what I would like for dinner, she doesn't have much around the house and is going out to get some stuff tomorrow to make dinner
>asks son if he would want to go out to eat
>Naw I have some stuff I need to get done on my thing.
Cont.
Cont. please
>>676053506
>aunt tells him she will put some of the chicken he likes in the oven
>tfw it hits me. My cousin is a fucking robot
>decide I'll ask him about it later
>aunt says I can sit and watch tv while she changes into something nicer
>sounds nice
>cousin slams down on couch from behind me, faggot literally jumped over the couch. The impact probably broke a few springs
>"daredevil?"
>probably can't watch long but sure
>he sits there like a child, looking at me every time something happens to gauge my reaction
>start to be dramatic af when I react
>daredevil kills someone
>my face looks like I just got shot myself
>cousins jumps in excitement
>I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT
>die internally a bit
>aunt walks out in nice sun dress, probably the first time she's gotten to wear it in years
>you look nice
>cousins lets out a "ooooooooohhhhhh"
>tell her we can take my car, gunna rack the miles up on it before I sell it, so I've been driving it everywhere
>okay one second let me go put in his dinner
>I literally feel like I'm going on a date with a single mother
>he kisses her on cheek and says "you be careful you two!"
>cringe
>I've been doing work at clinics and making some decent cash
>decide to go to a nice ass restaurant
>aunt says she doesnt think she can pay for this
>tell her it's fine, it's on me and if she needs anything to just ask me
>she blushes
>you're such a gentleman, your mom is so proud of you
>smile and tell her it was worth the hard work
>she asks me if I can help her son get on his feet
>tell her Ill talk to him
Spaghetti and dinosaurs. Bumping because I'm an idiot.
