ITT: things your father told you.
Son, don't be a faggot all your life.
When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, we'll scare him good. I was a kid so I'm sure he cleaned things up a bit.
You're a worthless piece of shit.
Get out of my house you worthless piece of shit
Patrick was never happy with Sandy when she arrived in Bikini Bottom. He tolerated her, but in the end he was forever resentful that her presence took away his time he would spend with his best buddy, Spongebob. As he rubbed the sun cream on her shoulders, he looked around and realized there was no one else in view. Now was his chance. He was going to get rid of this squirrel once and for all. He leaned over and turned up the radio to muffle any intruding sounds that may amass. He grabs the sides of her helmet…“Patrick, what is tarnation are you-…”
With little warning, Patrick lifts the helmet off of Sandy’s head. A flurry of bubbles erupt from the scene as she is taken by complete surprise. He grabs her flailing arms in an attempt to get them pinned behind her. Sandy, now completely defenseless without her gear, is kicking and moving with all her might but Patrick behind her has her caught good. She moves violently in a plea of helplessness to beg Pat to not do what he is planning to do. But he doesn’t care; he is on a mission to get his best friend back and is blinded by aggravation. He uses one hand to hold both her wrists tight together against her back, using his other hand to hold her down pressing on her shoulder. Sandy’s only life source has been taken from her. Her struggling begins to intensify as she desperately tries to hold her breath. Patrick keeps his concentration firmly planted on his Texan victim. Sandy kicks hard and moves around in a desperate attempt to flea, but in the end it’s a useless act because she is not going anywhere.
Patrick hears her whimpers of mercy and sees her trying to hold her breath as little by little bubbles spurt from her mouth. Her air helmet rests a mere few inches away, but she is powerless to grasp it. She is only alive for as long as she can sustain holding her air, which isn’t for long. Rightly, Sandy’s cheeks reach maximum puffyness and her lungs are burning as the pressure to breathe becomes overwhelming. In an instant, a barrage of bubbles rushes from her mouth, and she coughs, gags, inhales/exhales, and more bubbles come. Her chest convulses as it can’t find O2….and then….nothing. The movement stops, and the bubbles cease. The loud music continues to play. Sandy’s unblinking eyes laze over with a lifeless glaze. Patrick shakes her to make sure, there is no response. Sandy is no more. He undoes his hold on her, and her body slowly floats in place on the sea floor. Tiny, tiny bubbles trail from her open mouth as the last of any air leaves her for good. “I’m not done with you yet.” he quietly quips.
Patrick proceeds to take off her bikini top, revealing Sandy’s small but supple boobs which float in the watery atmosphere. Patrick moves to the front of her body and caresses them gently. Her face leaves no reply at all. He then grasps her face by the base of her chin and presses to flex a circular opening to her mouth. “I’m gonna fill your cheeks, Sandy.” he remarks while he takes his other hand and whips out his pink member. He stuffs the starfishian wang into her mouth, grabs her by the top of the head, and with no resistance begins to frantically face fuck the helpless squirrel. Back and forth with the motion of the ocean, Patrick eventually drops his load into Sandy’s throat. He releases her head and pulls out – she continues to float stilly in place, with a trail of seamen slowly wafting from her open mouth. Still hard with vengeance, Pat travels lower and removes Sandy’s bikini bottoms. He takes a hand and presses down on her chest to keep her in place, and quickly thrusts his johnson into her still warm squirrel hole. He grunts “How do you like my nuts?” but her lifeless body leaves no retort. Patrick fucks her furry body hard and eventually drains his rage into her. He exists and a murky whiteness bellows from Sandy’s cavern. Now exhausted, Pat turns down the music that previously drowned out the sounds of his devilish acts. Its time to go. Pat grabs Sandy by the paw and starts dragging her nude, peaceful corpse towards the Krusty Krab. “I hope Spongebob enjoys frying up the special new meat shipment that’s about to come in.”
Fin.
>>606923590
>>606923640
Who the fuck cares?
/b/ros post pics,gifs and enc.
tnx /b/ro
Post cute faces to jerk off to
>>606919309
what the hell is wrong with you
I will kill myself on camera if someone in this thread rolls 54321
>>606902334
>>606954321
Fuck it rolling
Requesting moar of this goddess! any pics or info would be great
>>606894875
she posts a lot on red /r milf
Let's see if you nuggets can still math.
When a number is decreased by 20% of itself, the result is 20. What is the number and what was the equation used?
25-20%=20
25
(4/5)x = 20
>>606914773
25 * 0.8 = 20
No pics you were not supposed to share thread?
>Pics you were not supposed to share thread
I waited over TWO years for her to break up with her boyfriend.
>1000+ hours talking with her on the phone about her
>100+ text messages a day
>sacrificed all of my friendships to be with her
>got her brother a job
>fixed her car three times
>went shopping with her every time she need all male opinion about an outfit
>never forgot her birthday
I just found out that she fucked a guy last night that she met only two days ago and now she's "madly in love"
WHAT THE FUCK!
I have someone just like you in my life Op. He's gay, but he hasn't realized it yet.
>>606915209
lol
>>606915209
I smell pasta
Do we call orange orange because it is orange or do we call orange orange because of orange?
>>606915517
the color is named after the fruit
>>606915517
I want to say the former. I can't remember exactly though.
>>606915517
What's the difference between an orange?
Goddess thread?
That fuckin down syndrome mouth tho?
>>606913902
Unlucky shot I guess
>>606913824
I bet she looks like shit underneath all that war paint on her face. Grody bruh.
celeb thread
>>606909777
Trips
Taylor is new queen
>>606909777
I always knew she was a cocksucking little whore
hi /b/, you have ten seconds to name a cooler instrument.
Pro tip : you can't
No musical skill required, play it at night around the neighborhood
https://youtu.be/9d1yDCWicf0
>>606899297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ
>>606899398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxjpYHhfRyI
>>606899626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3b1bz_9gEo
Omegle wins thread
>>606883906
Bumping for full vid
>>606883906
I see no win, where are the boobs?
>>606883906
old shit man, give usnew
So what happened? Where'd the thread go?
It 404'd. I doubt there will be any more added to it
So, OP was a fag after all.
>>606902424
The conversation ended.
