Rule 34
>>607209014
Goddamn...they're like real people.
>>607209902
>)
>added my sister on snapchat anon style.
>Started flirting with her and exchanged nudes
best win yet!
orly
>>607198242
We were in the same house.
(She's 18 i was 17)
New Rule 34 Thread
old thread
New purge thread
>>607208096
Let the watch for Heresy begin.
>rekt thread
>>607197854
did he die?
>>607198131
The fuck do you think?
"Bulldozer taken care of!"
r34 thread
>>607198780
>>607198908
>>607198780
ayy bb
5 chooses what I say
Ashoka Maurya (/əˈʃoʊkə/; Sanskrit: अशोक मौर्य; 304–232 BCE), commonly known as Ashoka and also as Ashoka the Great, was an Indian emperor of the Maurya Dynasty who ruled almost all of the Indian subcontinent from circa 269 BCE to 232 BCE. One of India's greatest emperors, Ashoka reigned over a realm that stretched from the Hindu Kush mountains in the west to Bengal in the East and covered the entire Indian subcontinent except parts of present day Tamil Nadu and Kerala. The empire's capital was Pataliputra (in Magadha, present-day Bihar), with provincial capitals at Taxila and Ujjain.
In about 260 BCE Ashoka waged a bitterly destructive war against the state of Kalinga (modern Odisha). He conquered Kalinga, which none of his ancestors had done. He embraced Buddhism after witnessing the mass deaths of the Kalinga War, which he himself had waged out of a desire for conquest. "Ashoka reflected on the war in Kalinga, which reportedly had resulted in more than 100,000 deaths and 150,000 deportations."Ashoka converted gradually to Buddhism beginning about 263 BCE. He was later dedicated to the propagation of Buddhism across Asia, and established monuments marking several significant sites in the life of Gautama Buddha. "Ashoka regarded Buddhism as a doctrine that could serve as a cultural foundation for political unity." Ashoka is now remembered as a philanthropic administrator. In the Kalinga edicts, he addresses his people as his "children", and mentions that as a father he desires their good.
Ashoka is referred to as Samraat Chakravartin Ashoka – the "Emperor of Emperors Ashoka." His name "Aśoka" means "painless, without sorrow" in Sanskrit (the a privativum and śoka "pain, distress"). In his edicts, he is referred to as Devānāmpriya (Pali Devānaṃpiya or "The Beloved of the Gods"), and Priyadarśin (Pali Piyadasī or "He who regards everyone with affection").
>>607200725
WINRAR
>>607200725
fuckin win
Storytime /b/
>Be me, 20 year old, from an economically depressed area but middle-middle class fam.
>Going to uni and working two jobs
>Lose hours at one job.
>Rent's due. $500 in bank becomes $240
>Groceries and gas for the week, becomes $170
>Telling my friend I'm strapped for cash, as my second job is 7.5 hours a week if I don't pick up shifts.
>He tells me he covered his tuition driving cars for this anon. He'll introduce me.
Week passes by, decided to get drinks with a girl, and eat the on campus food a couple times, topped off gas, down to $145.
>Friend calls me and tells me to be at McDonalds in a nearby city in one hour.
>Get to McDonalds and park, meet friend and start walking to anon's spot.
>Friend telling me he put in a good word and I should have a job lined up.
>Get to spot, it's the back room of a laundromat where this giant anon is cutting lines of coke on a mirror.
>"Listen, Friend here tells me you're an honest guy and you're hit hard for cash. That you can drive with a cool head and have no arrest record. I have this car I need you to drive North. and there are three fucking conditions your life depends on at this point. You do not look in the trunk. This is so you can drive without shitting yourself on the weight you're sitting on. You listen to the radio quietly and drive like the sensible white boy you are, and you do not lose the vehicle. Get the vehicle to this address and I'll come through with $12,000 in bearer's bonds."
>mfw $12,000, that's tuition, rent, Jim Bean, piff, and eating out for months for a day's work.
>Friend of mine is driving a follow car, no drugs but will distract any police that pull me over.
>Anon says, "First thing's last, give me your cell phone, and wallet" He places them in a brown manila envelope, and hands me a gun.
...Continue? Typing now.
Go on
Time stamp of gun?
bump for interest
Lilly Basstier
Student at UCLA in LA (19yo)
>>607187429
this story is so awesome.
And the cool stuff.
Dumpy
What is the most brutal or disturbing thing you have on your PC?
After seeing this, you wont be the same... It's just too cruel.
>>607188864
jesus christ.....
Continuing from
>>607179121
Loli Bread
19/26
Is loli kill?
would be better to see irl loli
>>607179522
>bigass tits
>loli
nigger you high?
DRAW THREAD
>You're welcome to try requests or RP
>Try not to bump requests too often
>Don't fuel bait or shitposting
>Please hide and report spam
>Keep reposting to a minimum
>Visit /ic/ if you want to study art
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS welcomed
Drawfag List, Events & Resources:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YZSg3n4r3Eu_vfNLrjF4DE6JlHxRlC6_mjfL_KhtdoM/edit?usp=sharing
Tech Support: #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/b/drawthread&uio=d4
Paint Tool Sai:
https://mega.co.nz/#!k4FwgI5B!TD-s6ySRNMmLbtZswI20nCKoi61JmOYUG6MkFnm0DxY
Books and Tutorials:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
https://www.dropbox.com/s/kno4yv719g88pol/Tutorials.zip?dl=0
Figure Drawing:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
Nelsha, can you you post that one image where you ride an anon's dick in your butt, with you saying something like "What makes it feel so good? Years of penetration <3"
And you have your pucker hovering over the guy's cock, with sperm leaking out of it?
Thanks. I wish I had saved that but I didn't.
Requesting a trap-ish monster boy blushing in a Japanese one piece swimsuit?
I'm going to tell you a story about how my life got ruined.
>be me, underage /b/rowsing summer fag back in 2007 or 2008
>come across thread about peeing in the shower instead of toilet to saving water
>plus it's "10x easier to pee in shower
>hm.gif
>start peeing in the shower
>feels good
>real good
>stop using toilets for urination all together
>at public restaurants, I pee in the sink
>it's easier
>my yellow, sometimes clear, urination seeps out of my penal hole into the sink or shower daily without water caressing it down the drain
>beautiful
>been doing this
>decided toilets are stupid all together
>try to figure out how to take shits without toilet
>read article about how millions of gallons are used to flush away shit a year
>it must be done
>decide to dig a hole in my backyard
>mind you this was when i was underage and lived with my parents
>theyhavenoidea.jpg
>the hole was covered by a wooden plank and then covered with lots of dirt and grass
>all this trouble to save water was worth it
>the satisfaction of shitting with freedom was the cherry on top
>however, still pee in shower or sink
>it's the glistening bounce I hear when my urine hits the water less surface that makes me want to pee all day long
>years go by, still haven't used a toilet since i started this adventure
>fast forward to 2013
>by now, I've discovered burning the shit is the best way to clear the hole of shit
>have to wait until parents and my younger brother, age 8, to work or store to burn
>odor is disgusting
>takes over 15 minutes to burn, stinks for up to 30 minutes after burning
>parents work 9-5 so i'm good
>so i think
>start a weekly shit burning schedule
>every Thursday, when my parents both work the longest I burn the shit
>use loads of gasoline
>it works well and it's quite fun
>estimated I burn about a gallon or so of shit every couple of weeks
>everything is going well
>until
>Friday evening
>mom calls me in kitchen
>dad is there, concerned look
word limit, cont.?
bumping out of curiousity
you have my attention
Please do
What age did you start beating the meat and why?
11,my older brother moved back in with his wife, they had vhs porn and i yanked it to the box art.
10, at that time there was no sperm at the climax, tho
first time i jizzed i freaked out
>>607177951
oh and because i was curious
YOU GROOVE YOU LOSE THREAD
Hard Mode Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tat49m9Cjqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRtdrsRQ5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ei5rwO7ZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NsVPASCGdE
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