>Coming home from college
>First thing I see opening the door is my fatass high school sister eating mayo straight out of the fucking tub
>Like, how the fuck are you not throwing up from that
>mfw this is the girl that complains boys only want anorexic bitches
>mfw we've given up as a family trying to get her to lose weight
>mfw I've lost count of her chins
Also, general fatty hate thread
>>690295443
I'm in.
Whoever solves this gets $500 on Paypal
http://goo.
gl/57LLlQ
R0ll!
>>690302541
roll
>>690302541
roull
roll
Girlfriends fallen asleep, you know the drill
>girl
Nice try faggot
>>690299689
>inb4 290 lonely, gullible teenage fucking autists get trolled for the 1.6 billionth time today
put thumb up butt
>>690300087
more!
>>690300087
I could spend a weekend popping those zits and extracting those blackheads
alright faggots, this is the YLYL thread to end ur lyf
dis one goes out to rizzle, lets go
>>690300675
juicy niggers
Porn webm
>>690297585
...and gone is my erection. thx stoya.
RULE 34 THREAD
Extra points for posting anything relating to my posts.
Starting off with American Dad
>>690297355
Princess Peach, Wio Fit Trainer girl, Zelda
>>690297556
The Incredibles
>>690297768
The Simpson and Futurama
>CTRL + F "Loli"
>0 of 0
Let's change that
>>690301787
Thread needs OP to post to survive.
The girl you've been in love with since childhood finally wants to settle down with you after years of being a slut. Do you accept her offer?
Settling down after years of blowing dicks together? Sure thing!
Nope.
Hah, no.
celeb fap thread cont edition 2516991
lewd?
Girls you want to fap to pt.3
There it is.
Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.
Does someone here really think that they could do shit to me in an actual street altercation? Do you think you'd have the guts to open your mouth, or even to look anywhere but into the tips of your shoes when I grab your gf's ass and make a double flex? Yea right. You pencil necks will be there quietly sitting down swallowing your anger with your lower lip shaking. Me, on the other hand, I will do as I will. This is guaranteed by these arms with which I effortlessy move 45kg weights in the scott-bicep bench. They guarantee me the strength and the power you never could even imagine of.
Well, now you know where you stand you little rats :) I had to stop by and tell you how things work in the real life as many of you pretend to be tough and troll around in here. If you might bump into me at a bar, you'd better lay low and back the fuck up, even if I coped a feel with your lady without asking your permission. But don't worry, she'd love to have a real man for once ;)
U mad? It's ok. I am enjoying my life.
>>690287795
the only thing you can impress anyone with here is your dick so get to it or gtfo
yeah but your calves are 14".
>>690287795
what the fuck is a cm? use real units.
>>690286419
that guy got fucked up. kekd
Deutscher Faden
(Für Loser die an einem Samstag abend nix bessere zu tun haben)
>>690295012
>Für Loser die an einem Samstag abend nix bessere zu tun haben
Hey, ein Faden für mich!
>>690295012
danke. ich fühl mich angesprochen
>>690295450
>wessen interesse...das der paar spezies die überbleiben, das der Aliens...
mein Interesse, ich will sehen, wie weit die Menschheit kommen kann
>dein traum vom Übermenschen wird sich leider nie verwirklichen....
der Übermensch ist nicht mein Traum, entweder geht es oder es geht nicht, mich interessiert das ob
how does this make you feel normal men?
>>690285201
Its stupid.
>>690285201
damn I would let her do all kinds of gay shit to me
>her
>>690285201
feels good
