Hey /b/ros have you ever met a real life lolita girl?
No, I don't mean a loli "please onee-sama fill my prepubescent asshole with your seed" girl. I mean a girl who's into wearing those lolita big frilly dresses, doing her hair in big bouncy curls and making herself look like one of those creepy fucking dolls your grandmother keeps on her bed but makes you shit bricks because you swear the fucking thing is watching you.
The girls who dress like pic related.
I did. I happened to date a girl like that in my high school career. If you care to hear my story, then come and join me in this thread. Gather around and prepare for laughs, boners and feels.
I'm not a very fast typer and I'm kind of still emotional about this, but if you bear with me, I've got a long tale to tell. I pretyped the beginning, around 8000 characters, just to get us started.
And if you don't believe me, that's quite alright. I don't care. Keep the fucking Sherlock Holmes analysis to yourself.
I know this to be true in my heart, and really that's all that matters. As I sit here and get drunk and reminisce about the days of old, I find myself wishing I had someone to share these memories with.
Also, if someone on here lived in or near my town, they might recognize some of the events I will discuss. Please don't dox me.
My story begins as you might expect. I wasn't the hottest kid. I was vaguely chubby (not fat, but I could stand to lose 20 pounds) with a stupid face. I was also a bit of a brooding emo loner, so I wasn't exactly a popular guy. I wasn't a virgin - not technically - you see, I had an older brother who liked to rail my ass and make me suck his balls and swallow his jizz. He was sent away and sentenced as an adult when I was 12.
>>688945604
When he got out he got heavily into drugs and moved in with a 60 year old negro and died of a drug overdose, but that's not really related.
You know, people always say that if you were sexually abused as a boy you grow up to be a faggot. In reality, it was the opposite. I had a lot of misplaced anger for gays and trannies, something I still struggle with to this day. And I certainly didn't find men even remotely sexually appealing, nor did I enjoy being in sexual scenarios where I was submissive. In essence, no, I didn't become a fag or a trap (not that there's a difference).
We moved after the debacle with my brother, because my parents didn't want me to deal with the stress of all my peers knowing. They were good people, my parents. My dad was a hardworking spic and my mom was a hairy italian with bigger balls and a bigger moustache.
When I first started highschool, I was friendless. It was a small town. Everybody had already made friends. It didn't help that I felt really uncomfortable and unable to relate to people.
Luckily in my first class, I ended up sitting next to a boy named Jacob, who would later go to jail for molesting an unconscious girl at a frat party. You know that feeling when your sibling does something really shitty, and you know they deserve the ridicule they get but you still stand up for them because seeing people talk shit about them breaks your heart? That's how I felt with Jake. He wasn't an evil guy.... He was just lonely, on drugs, and too horny. Sex-fueled loneliness can drive a man crazy. I firmly believe there should be therapy for loneliness, and that therapy should involve a hooker session as part of the treatment.
Jake make a comment about how our homeroom teacher looked like a frog. It had me in stitches back then, even if now the wording of his joke escapes me.
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/159/
>>688945757
I remember I agreed with him and in that moment, a friendship was born.
Jake was no saint. In fact, he was kind of an obnoxious prick. But he was a loyal friend, and I cherished every day I spent with him.
That first day of school isn't just burned in my memory for that reason though. It was also the first time I ever saw her. Elisa Milicent Sinclair. Even the name felt like something that didn't belong in our era.
I didn't see her during my lunch. But I did see her in my last period class. I was sitting near the back, alone, not paying attention, when I heard a murmur coming from the room. I looked up, following the whispers and stares, and saw the most peculiar creature I had ever seen.
For a brief moment, I wasn't even sure if she was a person. I studied her with immense curiosity, like a cat being introduced to the new baby. She was short, with pale-blonde hair styled in ringlets, rosy red cheeks, and porcelain skin. Her hands were white as snow, and she seemed so delicate. And despite it being a relatively warm September, Elisa wore a pink lolita dress, complete with a cute hat.
I didn't understand why, but the other kids found her extremely creepy. The girls especially didn't like her - I later learned they just thought she was snobby and an attention whore, and that's why they picked on her.
I remember gawking at her shamelessly as she found her seat, near the front row. She respectfully took off her hat, and waited for the teacher.
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>>688950777
i don't have a penus.
>>688950777
rollin
>>688950777
nice trips, roll
s/fur
Dubs picks what I send. We used to be fuck buddies.
there is nothing more i loved doing than going to your place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure you expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat was palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunged you into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate. i then fucked you poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieved my climax, and made my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
>>688956841
roll
Don't you want my small dick coming inside that ass again?
Vids you're looking for thread.
Pic related
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>>688955026
She's masturbating herself silly.
its lana rain
>>688955026
Full vid? I wanna download it.
Cuck/Cheating GF Thread. Into bitches leaving their man for someone better. Even better if the poor cuck has to watch. Basically Cuckold/Cheating Wife Green Text/Vids THread GOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>688947051
she didn't leave me. i simply didn't have a chance while he pounded her and owned her.
>>688947051
I asked my gf to hook up with other dudes and send me pics/vids. Took a bit of convincing, but finally got her to give in.
She's into it now and goes slutting around at my request.
Large collection of many men inside my gf. Private pornstar life.
worshiping that bbc
RIP Christina Grimmie thread, she was signing autographs in Orlando at the Plaza Live Theater then got shot whilst signing. Her brother tackled the shooter and the shooter shot himself.
So where the fuck are her nudes you kikeyMcniggerfaggot!?
>>688956789
4chan is basically an edgy Twitter these days
Who is she?
The longer you look, the worse it gets.
hey! is it shota time?
If there are diapers
>>688946528
You people and your diapers....
But briefs I could get behind
>>688946773
Mmmmm brief butt for diaper boys in denial
Come in and tell us what's on your mind Anon.
Also, General Feels/Depression thread
>>688948018
What's on my mind? Stressing over money and life. Sucks but oh well life goes on.
>>688948018
suicide and lolis of course.
>>688949790
And what's the suicide for?
disgusting whale submissive fuckpig here
any anon not repulsed by kinky whale this is the place for you
>>688945144
what's that snapchat tho
>>688945144
also show ass
Love your boobs. Show more
Let's write a letter to moot one word at a time. He must miss us after all.
"Dear
moot
nigger,
>>688952122
/thread
White femanon here. I have a lust to black guys but i really dont wanna fuck one because i want to stay within my own race without "tainting" myself. But being with a black guy is something i fantasize about alot. How do i control this fetish?
>>688953895
just have sex with a black guy, obviously
you're already a slut & tainted, so you're not going to get worse.
>>688953895
Date dumbass
Not the time
>>688954133
dubs of truth
My woman is asking me if she can go fuck girls, and if she can flirt with one of my buddies. She won't promise not to fuck him, but says she's not likely to do it because it would mess up our social circle. Wut do /b/?
>>688945181
why you let her?
>>688945181
let her fuck girls for chance of threesome
also let her flirt
if he fucks her, kill them both
>>688945181
Leave or become a cuck faggot also. Pictures
![878c87cc56318808c2f138b87c324931[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7s2sbSS.jpg "878c87cc56318808c2f138b87c324931[1]")
If you don't reply to this thread, tragedy and grief will strike you down.
fuck you
Tf is this thread dude?
