Nazi Thread
>>675134205
Heil Hitler from England.
>Just found out my girlfriend of 5 years has been getting fucked by another guy almost every single day while I'm out in the gym
I didn't know it would be like this, /b/
>>675131406
Its all a learning experience. It happens to everyone, life isn't a fairytale to unravel before you. It's a lesson, and a hard lesson, but it has a reason.
>>675131406
>not taking her to the gym with you so she can watch you do shrugs
>>675132463
>27 years old
>literally missed out on my entire youth because of this woman
>Loved her more than anything else in the world
It was actually coming close to 6 years, not five, I miscalculated.
I've never been this hurt before, I don't know how our relationship is going to move past this, I can't even bring myself to be in the same room as her at this point, lifting is the only thing that gives any sort of joy anymore.
what is the most fucked up thing you did to a girl sexually?
Held her hand.
kissed her in the lips, regret to this day
>>675136490
Accidently touched vagoo with hand
Help me /b
I can't think of an elephant
>>675135361
snort cock
>>675135361
Huh. I can't stop thinking of elephants.
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>675130382
sauce
hi guys.
ITT: we talk about shit that we hate / what peeves us.
>people from the left or right that publicly go out of their way to make it obvious what they are
>literally any black person that talks about "afro" culture or really any fucking black people at all that continuously milk "white guilt" for their personal gain
>niggers in general
>vast majority of liberal arts majors
>thespians
>people who pride themselves on being part of the fanbase of a youtuber
>most youtubers
>affirmative action
>people that think any of those faggy meme youtube guitarists are funny (jared dines, terreberry sometimes, jared dines, jared dines)
>fat girls with disproportionately small tits and a shelved / flat ass
>the aforementioned girls that wear yoga pants on college campuses
>/mu/
>any moba ever
>people that put their specs in their forum signature
>bernie sanders supporters
>really, any open supporters of any of these "candidates"
>dogs
>tf2 and its fanbase
>fraternities and sororities. they're fucking weird. especially exclusive race ones, especially black
>man buns / undercuts
I never understood why anyone would go out of their way to show they're a fan of something or support some political party. That's your problem, I don't care. What else can you tell me about YOU!
>>675136119
dude, fucking right?
it's the equivalent of just shining a bright beacon into the air that screams "here's another reason you should hate me". keep your affiliations to yourself and lay low. christ
>>675136472
Although, I do wonder. Why is it done at all? What point does it serve?
ITT : Tard Stories
Please contribute
>be me
>12
>at school library to get book
>looking at one shelf
>in my school there is only one bookshelf that is actually decent
>looking around for a good story
>kid comes by
>blonde hair, i can tell by his face he has downies
>find a book on video games
>alright
Note : I was a good tard spotter back in my day, because they didn't separate any of us
>decide to make small talk
>see he has minecraft book
>"Oh, cool. You like video games too?"
>"ye wats ur buk"
>"Oh, this?" show him book
>"can i hab buk"
>"Nah, sorry, I'm taking it out"
>"gib buk"
>explain to him calmly im getting this book
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
ohshitnigger.jpg
>he charges full force
>i raise my hands
>i hit him in the face
>he stumbles back
>"GIB ME BUUK"
>they called the tard wranglers
>"JEFFEREY CALM DOWN" the librarian says
>he starts dry humping me
>i kick him in crotch
>"EEEEEEEE"
>he drops his pants
>his uncircumcised dick is, i shit you not, at least 10" flacid
>humps me
>i beat him in the head with my book
>tardwranglers take him
>am suspended for 2 months for "violent actions"
>damn
First of my encounters with Jefferey. Tell me if you want more, ive got shitloads
Prettu funny so far
Continue OP.
>>675133665
They had minecraft books when you were 12?
>>675134649
it was phrase. i don't remember what it was but it was something video games, i was using it as an example
My psychiatrist is here.
Show her what /b/ is all about
The pic was used to get your atention
Kill your self
Nobody gives a shit. Post her tits.
>>675140070
Hello and welcome :)
Trips gets girls on the lefts nudes
roll for tits
mmm those are some nice titties
ayy
Time to try this again.
Why do people find women attractive?
no dammit he didn't want any animu
the newfags wont come to this thread
Snuffles post belly.
I don't care what yall autistic niggas say. Leafy is, has, and always will be a god of youtube. Yall didn't get on his case when he roasted joeysworldtour. Fucking hypocrites
>>675140259
Bump
Honestly I don't understand how a disfigured retarded fuck like him can even look at himself in the mirror and even think he can talk shit about anyone else.
>>675140259
fuck off and die you stupid pre-teen faggot
nobody here cares about your fucking youtube cancer or your reddit cancer or your 9fag cancer
Hunger Games thread! I'm the OP whose game lasted really long a couple of days ago.
Rules:
>First 24 are in.
>OP will not alter names or pictures, unless the name is too long.
>Example: "The entire population of Zambia" is too long, and therefore will be put in as "The population of Zambia".
>Using same characters with a slightly different picture/name isn't allowed, I simply won't put those in the game.
>If your character is for example "Europe", please specify what gender you would like it to be, it's your character and you get to decide.
>If rule above isn't followed, I won't alter the slot's default gender.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
DA CHAIRMAN
Pikachu
The god Emperor
bowlin' time
>>675130283
Bowl
ayy
Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Claimed
Ayy
my snake hasn't moved at all today
>claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed here too
Why did Abbi 404? I had just rolled dubs. Is this chick still around. I was rolling for "Whats up Mr. Pilot".
She's long gone m8
>>675139444
I miss her ;_;
