why are you not voting for trump, /b/ ?
trump 2016
im not
>>691083418
My mother is not my sister at the same time therefore I am not retarded and I am not voting for Trump
I wish he loved me. I wish he'd marry me. I wish I wasn't afraid to talk to him.
Show us your tits/pussy/asshole and surely some guys will compliment you and raise your self esteem, then you can be more brave and talk to him.
>>691082363
Boost your self esteem by getting to understand and accept your flaw
Begin a journey of self discovery and rise as a better person
You probably look uninteresting now because of the burden you've put on yourself
Let it go and interest will flow and you'll have your fair chance at love
>>691082635
You can do that but it's a shallow and feeble form of self esteem
IT will not last forever and it will give you confidence only in meaningless action that will utlimately lead you to emptiness and suffering
You should work on your thinking skill instead
Realize that your inner potential is bigger than everyone led you to believe
You are as human as all the other genius who had it easy, the spark is in you too
Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
What was your situation with girls at age 19? (my current age)
What level is your Fire Magic, you wizard?
What is the meaning of life?
>Porn webm thread
Is liking girls with feminine penises gay?
>>691085407
Less gay than liking men that look like men but still gay because you love the fact they have a penis.
>>691085407
Yep, it's gay. I fucking love traps but at least I can admit that I'm a fag.
>>691085407
It's gay because liking someone with the same sex chromosomes will make you homosexual
Hunger games thread.
OP was a fag last time!
Prophet
Merlon
Painty the Pirate
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>691080238
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claiming yume
>>691084654
You could atleast try to post better legs.
How is your day going?
>>691084867
Imagine Dark Souls as a turn based RPG that fits it
Same old same old.
here is my story /b/
>be me.
>be faggot who watches "true life ghost hunter" shows
>hear weird sounds in the new house at night
>set up webcam to record in my room.
>see sister and her bf getting it in on in my room, in my bed.
What do /b/ I don't want this to continue and I don't want to admit I saw it on video.
pic related
First things first, post the vid.
>>691085251
That would not be a smart thing for me to do
Piss on her sheets early in morning after shes gone. Help them dry out an leave a note saying i know... heh
We vaguely explain a game
>You are a angry guy
>Kill gods
>Somehow kill your family
>Even more pissed of
>I am not following the fucking plot anymore
>>691082802
God of War, at least try to make it challenging
>>691083009
You try
lil furball with the robot and wrench
So recently blizzard games fucked me over. So Can we get an oberwatch hentai thread going to cheer me up. Ps dva is my favorite
>>691080679
Oh sweet baby Jesus that's perfect.
Ik right i dont like the gamer girl meme of her with the dorritos and mountain dank its kinda cringy
NZ / New Zealand Thread
>>691075857
Where da dunedin nudes at?
>>691076443
up your ass. no dumplings for you
Coworkers you want to fuck
>>691076715
Your mom idiot
>>691076715
Waitress
Would love to fuck her. Do her spread eagle naked on top of my desk.
Asian girls thread part III. Last one hit pic limit.
Does anyone have info on the two girls eating icecream last thread?
Guys I went full autismo.
I fucked up. I fucked up BAD.
>Be me
>Be 30 minutes ago
>Everyone is out except me and my cousin who's staying the night because of legal issues
>Start to get horny af
>Forgot to mention my friend who we'll name "K' for now is over passed out in my bed
>He's a super light sleeper and is passed out in my room
>Being the horny fuck I am and not owning a phone I get the brightest idea in the world
>I remember my cousin constantly saying She sleeps without any underwear on.
>Go downstairs and very carefully sneak into the room
>Felt like a fucking eternity of just inching my way to her
>Start to unravel her blanket so I can lift it up
>Fucking no progress after 10 minutes
>She feels something and flips on her stomach after muttering something stupid from her dream I assume
>I freak the fuck out and hit the damn floor.
>After what feels like an hour I get back up
>There's a very loose end on her left.
>I go to unravel it so I can lift it up.
>Progress finally
>I keep thinking to myself "This is fucking wrong, why are you doing this?
>Dick is taking full command of me
>I get it all the way lifted to her thigh
>She fucking wakes up
>"Anon, I'm trying to sleep"
>Spaghetti flowing out of my pockets at light speed
>"S-S-S-Sorry I couldn't sleep due to my insomnia"
>Shit excuse in hindsight, but everyone in my family knows I do have severe insomnia
>"How is that my problem?" She says
>"Go to sleep Anon" She elaborates
>I fucking charge it upstairs and start writing this.
How much time do I have and how fucked am I?
I literally cannot stop shaking. I'm so god damn paranoid.
What do /b/ros?
I may be blowing this out of proportion, but I'm scared as fuck right now
>>691078643
lmao fucking creep
>>691078780
Same.
>>691078643
Hope your family isnt rich because you are sure as fuck getting disowned
YLYL
>>691076824
top kek
/thread