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Waifu Claiming Thread
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
>jenny claim
claimed
>>691080238
>
>>691080238
oh shit robot out of no where
claim
>>691079940
Because grape drank.
>>691080040
Let's take a look at my phases of mains. In order of what I mained:
Hunter -> DK -> Monk -> Druid -> Priest -> Rogue
Take for it what you will.
>>691080174
Nah, that's work and I'm tired. I just wanted them gone.
>Fubuki claimed
Hello everyone
I can't believe how much time I spend on this.
>>691080238
>SURPRISED
Galko claimed
>>691080443
but how did you know i said nigger after you said grape soda?
>>691080538
hello there
Claimed
tomoko claimed
EARLY BAKE REEEEEEEE
>>691080232
Pretty good gonna fall asleep any moment though
>claiming yume
>>691080271
Doing good just got up.
Going to play some Dankest Dungeon later on.
>>691079940
Oh jesus christ NO YOU DIDNT FRIGGIN DO IT RIGHT
>wouldn't let me use the image too
>>691080174
Are you a hot cam whore
>>691080232
I never see dio having a conversation with someone that isnt him just getting pissed off over something
Thats why i say people dont like dio
shouldn't this fag shit be on /a/
>>691080376
sorry...
>>691080618
i've always wanted to do that. always
>>691080568
how long have you been doing this?
>>691080538
ey boss
claim
Trogdor claimed
>>691080699
checked
>>691080775
Unfortunately not.
>>691078963 (Ika)
>That whole reply
Are you me?
Really. I've been avoided so many times by my friends I genuinely find it hard to see someone that likes me, or actually wants to be around me. It hurts my current relationships with my friends, so badly.
But yeah. Recently I found out my closest friend was manipulated by people I also thought were my friends. They were blaming me for him staying up late at night, affecting his study for uni and such. The thing is I've told them that I worry about him staying up as late as he does, and I've told him to go to bed multiple times because I care about his health, but he wants to stick around and talk with me.
In the end my 2 'friends' basically talked him into breaking off the friendship we had for ages. It really hurt to see it happen.
There is a lot more to share to this story, as you could probably tell, but I don't think I'm up to typing a novel, kek.
>Kirino
Ah, fug it claiming again.
>>691080538
Great to see you Fubuki!
I got to sleep now, but enjoy your time here.
trying to find my flash drive
how is everyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
also, why is there a ponyfag here?
>>691080775
>not allowed on /a/
>claimed western waifu
>Why isn't this on /a/?
I wonder why he didn't post on /a/
>>691080238
OH SHIT ITS THE ROBIT
>>691080232
Its spooky as fuck man.
>If you ever tell anyone the next time is without lube
Jokes on you im already a faggot, you are the one who loses out. Just like you lose your overwatch games
>>691080271
OH FUCK, wait how did we end up with different claims then?
>>691080568
I mean, you could cache captchas and set it to auto-dump if you have 4chanX, or you know you could get scripts.
>>691080782
Since yesterday. Probably will end in about an hour because I need to get a life.
>>691080238
eyy thats my waifu...
Best type moon claimed.
>>691080238
only waifu for me tbh
also can the dude obsessing over Ryuko Matoi stop posting like 18 pictures of her every thread? If we wanted that many pictures of her we would have consulted google.
>>691080907
why not?
>>691080951
2sophisticated4me
>>691079839
Yeah you're right, they could even have it. It's not that much of an usual flavor but it may make you double-take for a split second.
>>691080040
It's just not for everyone. Woah, you ok there m8? Committing an awful amount of heresy.
>>691079940
It's a never ending cycle. Yeah then to me it seems rude to just stop in the middle of it.
>Best idol claimed
Claiming the cutest and the meaniest waifu.
>>691080904
Goodnight. Sleep well and restful, please.
>Fubuki
>Rattle
>>691081036
you already know why there shouldn't be
>>691081036
you're literally implying you obsess over a horse
please go back to /mlp/
>>691080644
It was obvious!
>>691080773
Mizore a cute.
>Mizore also an itch.
>>691081002
>That cosplay
If it weren't for me already cam fagging a pic in the last thread, I'd brag about mine. Oh well.
>>691081089
It's red raspberry, right?
>>691080443
>Hunter into DK
>Literal hitler.
>>691080773
I was when I was 12, now I'd say it's a 50 50 chance. People ask for more so, maybe.
>Claiming akagi
Hey everyone
>>691081176
it's exactly what i'm doing
thanks for understanding
>>691081176
thank u based squidward waifu
>>691081090
woof woof
>>691080979
i don't mind it, gives me shit to fap to.
>>691081309
>literally this autistic
Global rule 15
>>691081190
I wanted a tank! Bite me.... actually, you would. Sue me!
>>691081190
I would ask to see some pics but i need fap material and i cant get hard for guys
Sorry
>>691081309
Good things mods are fat lazy faggots or else you would get everyone banned
>>691081188
>Itch
Not yet but soon.
>>691081309
mah ponigga
>>691081424
is this thread strictly for waifus from chinese cartoons?
>>691080818
>>691081036
>>691081309
>>691081486
do mods not exist anymore?
Claimed
>>691081581
they're busy jerking off and selling NSA our data
>>691081575
no but horses belong on /mlp/
this is for humanoid or partially humanoid characters
at the very least if you're going to post rainbowdash as a waifu can you at least use the one that has a humanoid appearance?
>>691081089
Im not ok. Once i was 10 min into one of the albums i was just dead on the inside.
>wakemeup.jpg
>>691081424
>>691081581
Dude, stop projecting, we are already breaking Global 13 not to mention obsessing over animated females.
Don't get me wrong, 2 dimentional girls are superior to 3DPD.
I really don't get why everyone gets so uppity over the ponyfags.
They're not misbehaving beyond the pony thing.
They'll get banned regardless of how much of a fuss you do or don't kick up.
>>691081623
My fucking nigger.
>>691081581
>>691081424
>>691081176
>>691081036
makes me proud to say all these are different people
>>691081459
>Bite me
A little masochist hmmm?~
>>691081462
No I get it, I probably wouldn't post any anyway.
Also 12yo pics of me would be illegal.
>Claim
>>691081677
>at the very least if you're going to post rainbowdash as a waifu can you at least use the one that has a humanoid appearance?
yeah, will do next time
>>691080745
kek, have fun with you DD
>>691080773
How do i use it then!?
>>691080901
yeah same here, its going to take too long just to type up one sob story out of the dozens i got. I'm permanently scarred from it since i cant really trust people, especially in this day and age. and my brothers dont help me out either. i ended up having slight depression in jr high, then it kicked up at around highschool 2nd year. and it stopped in college 1st year when i realized that i dont give any more fucks.
But if any of them ever truly need help i'll be willing to help them out.
>>691080926
because stealing doesnt happen?
>>691081089
yeah i cant just say. "cool" and then kinda just leave them hanging like that. i feel the need to be respectful and respond back
>>691081188
It was not! i didnt signature it or anything!
What time is it? im tired. i might sleep soon...
>>691081575
What is this?!
A pony?!
No it's for anything BUT >>>/mlp/ trash.
Now fuck off heretic
>>691081696
to be fair I think people in a thread related mostly to animated females aren't wanting to see animated horses, but that's just my guess
also claimed
>>691081763
You know i didnt want those
I will be back to talk about this later now i gotta focus on my dick and how to make it cum
>>691080745
>Dank dungeons
He'll yeah, was playing that like an hour ago.
>>691080238
OP there are more than enough threads of this get your ass to /h/
>>691081459
lets get a tank? i know a guy...
>ika
>>691080773
I have casual conversation all the time, but that might be because we agree on almost everything. He gets triggered easily yeah but that's also pretty amusing to me. But I get your point and yes, in a way he is a different something from the rest
>>691080782
Sorry, you're going to the smelter
>>691080926
>Jokes on you im already a faggot
slut
>Just like you lose your overwatch games
I don't know what you're talking about
>>691081176
Squidward bringing the heat
>>691081575
We generally abolish 3D, ponies and furries
>>691081703
I think most people are afraid that if we allow it once, it'll attract more ponyfags. Such an infux of ponyfags would be really bad for the wellbeing of /waifu/
Also heresy
>>691081914
stop complaining
a waifu is a waifu
>>691081925
Ponies are trash, but one should look at himself before casting jusgement and curretly we are avatarfagging, so we are breaking the rules as well.
>>691082122
Wat. you changed name?
>>691081025
Hey its them.
>>691081853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfqhXVN5jaU
>
>>691082028
>We generally abolish 3D, ponies and furries
where does it say like that? i don't see these rules in OP's post
>>691082100
not this shit again
someone post a helicopter as their waifu
>>691082100
Ok. You have a board called /mlp/ completely for yourselves. Why come to this thread?
>>691082100
>a waifu is a waifu
AN ANIMAL CANNOT BE A WAIFU
THAT'S LIKE MARRYING A DOG
Now, back away heretic. I don't want to get scum on my outfit
>>691082219
Hey it's legs
>>691082171
I'm too lazy to copy my trip, so this'll have to do for my lazy ass while i'm posting from my laptop.
THE GRIND IS OVER FINALLY
Nagisa, I just want to have a happy family, and live my life
>>691081926
Ask anything any time. I've answered questions about it before in secrets threads.
>>691082100
The point is you have an entire board to yourself. Stay over there man, we're already. Breaking one rule, the faggots on /b/ don't want to see ponies here, you bring attention to us that we don't want.
>>691082219
https://youtu.be/w1BqM1mWLac
:^)
>>691082100
But ponies ate the niggers of 4chan.
Segregation exists on here, that's why you have your own board and stay there.
>>691082219
>rocks, dripping water, more rocks
kek, is that really the game?
>>691082348
so... you just added a namefag to your laptop? what about your uhh, whatever you were using?
anyone wonna fuck around with an email? heres the email and password
[email protected]
Wowujo3
send nudes plz
>>691082028
Think so? All the ponyfags that've been in waifu are all reasonably chill people. We've got more autistic fucks than most ponies anyways.
Vinyl was always cool enough, and i think we had another pony that was posting frequently. Can't recall the name.
>>691082224
because i just use a copypasta.
>>691082521
*are
>>691082339
>posting that pic
You are the greatest moon
>>691082550
No but thats how you feel like mostly while playing it
>>691081188
I remember the bottle be much darker. It was some type of dark berry. Not I'm not sure, it was a berry though.
>>691081623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF-xdiL7Nr0
I love Joel.
>>691081694
>10 mins
Please go listen to some Aesop, Kendrick, Logic, etc. You need to be purified.
>>691081853
Exactly. Then as you said before it kinda prolongs the conversation sometimes it just turns into exchanging the same words over and over.
>>691082481
Kek
>>691082550
Fine, give me a minute.
>>691081853
>You are low key implying your waifu is better
I see what you are doing you little sneak. I cant say i hate it though, pretty good reply
>>691082028
>slut
Only for people who helped me with my ohayou stuff
Dont lie, i know you are on a losing streak in overwatch
Last claim before bed...
>>691082100
WTF IS THIS
THIS IS WORSE THAN FEET AND LOLI
>>691082681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4
mmm,
i saw music so i came
>>691082681
>Be and Not
Should be being and now
>>691082269
im fine with heli waifus as long as theyre 2d
>>691082286
/mlp/ is cancer
and i just wanted to claim my waifu
>>691082294
it's a talking animal
>>691082673
Heya yume
>im megumin. Got stolen. Now im akagi
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