Guys I went full autismo.
I fucked up. I fucked up BAD.
>Be me
>Be 30 minutes ago
>Everyone is out except me and my cousin who's staying the night because of legal issues
>Start to get horny af
>Forgot to mention my friend who we'll name "K' for now is over passed out in my bed
>He's a super light sleeper and is passed out in my room
>Being the horny fuck I am and not owning a phone I get the brightest idea in the world
>I remember my cousin constantly saying She sleeps without any underwear on.
>Go downstairs and very carefully sneak into the room
>Felt like a fucking eternity of just inching my way to her
>Start to unravel her blanket so I can lift it up
>Fucking no progress after 10 minutes
>She feels something and flips on her stomach after muttering something stupid from her dream I assume
>I freak the fuck out and hit the damn floor.
>After what feels like an hour I get back up
>There's a very loose end on her left.
>I go to unravel it so I can lift it up.
>Progress finally
>I keep thinking to myself "This is fucking wrong, why are you doing this?
>Dick is taking full command of me
>I get it all the way lifted to her thigh
>She fucking wakes up
>"Anon, I'm trying to sleep"
>Spaghetti flowing out of my pockets at light speed
>"S-S-S-Sorry I couldn't sleep due to my insomnia"
>Shit excuse in hindsight, but everyone in my family knows I do have severe insomnia
>"How is that my problem?" She says
>"Go to sleep Anon" She elaborates
>I fucking charge it upstairs and start writing this.
How much time do I have and how fucked am I?
I literally cannot stop shaking. I'm so god damn paranoid.
What do /b/ros?
I may be blowing this out of proportion, but I'm scared as fuck right now
>>691078643
lmao fucking creep
>>691078780
Same.
>>691078643
Hope your family isnt rich because you are sure as fuck getting disowned
YLYL
>>691076824
top kek
/thread
Cont from Vaguely describe a Video game
>>691062874
> Bitches shoot shit up
> Grace or instadeath
>Be ghost
>Government wants to make you assassin
>Posses all sorts of shit
>Scare the shit out of people to posses them
>Kill the final boss by possessing missiles.
o shit waddup!!!!!!
>>691077195
Assass in my creed
Cuz desmond is like a gohst... a not so solid character
CandyLips96 Kik sloot lemme see how you guys go with her
>>691074884
Post more pics of her. I'm kiking her now
>>691075370
Both!!!
Fuck off
God Tier Cringe Thread
>>691075499
I don't have any cringe pics.
But that pic is hilarious in a meta way.
Since last OP didn't deliver, heres a new HUNGER GAMES Thread.
Post 24 pictures and a name for them
Judy Hopps
>>691079171
Same 2 Numbers Guy
Twelvie
Post Snapchats and I'll be sending dick pics. I'll post updates for every few names I get
>>691071827
ababy28
jackiemcds
natalieclawson
sometime3005
Bethsophie
jessdeverux
hayleywelsh1
which one of these is the least gay?
>>691080932
Sick of you faggots with your why do straight guys like traps type shit.
All of it is fucking gay, and only fags/gays/bi like that shit.
>>691080932
Why would you choose any of them??
>>691081086
said the biggest faggot ever
Trips and I reveal my address
I'm in Australia, just in case you think sending shit is a top idea
>>691078282
rolling
Give us that address
You know what, trips and I'll do mine aswell
She used to post on here I think. Any moar?
That's me. I don't post nudes here now for reasons. Don't be a dick
besides its all the same
>>691077955
post more
>>691078230
I wonder how you totally missed my point
ITT: take a pic outside your window. Other anons try to guess which country you are from.
I'll start. Pic related
>>691081910
Ooga-Boogonia
>>691081910
USA?
>>691081910
India
New r34 thread
fionna edition
Waifu Claiming Thread
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
>jenny claim
claimed
>>691080238
>
>>691080238
oh shit robot out of no where
claim
>>691079940
Because grape drank.
>>691080040
Let's take a look at my phases of mains. In order of what I mained:
Hunter -> DK -> Monk -> Druid -> Priest -> Rogue
Take for it what you will.
>>691080174
Nah, that's work and I'm tired. I just wanted them gone.
Maddie Ziegler is cute. CUTE!
>>691079302
She beat's that cuntgirl from Gotham anytime.
What does Maddie mouth feel like?
>>691079600
You sick fuck. She is pure.
Friends you'd fuck
