Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>691065346
Im good. Hanging out in a dark corner of the house.
>>691065271
Maybe I was the cat all along!
Rory-sama claimed
>>691065348
>Seras
The FUCKING COOLEST picture you HAVE
pretty simple, post your best pic
>faggot
Dropbox bread??
>starts dropbox thread
>doesn't post a link first
Greedy lil faggot, aren't ya
Definitely interested.
Vaguely describe the plot of a video game and anons try to guess it.
>blue dude
>side scroller
>goes in minds and control
>>691062874
Is it GTA IV?
>Edgy
>Pc Game
>RPG
>Fuck You
Celeb thread
Who wants to read about my personal cuck story? Shit lasted about 2 years and completely fucked my life up.
Go for it, sport.
yes please
>be 22 year old virgin
>Never had real problems talking to girls but I had a very controlling step dad who ruined my chances of getting pussy
>Tired of being a virgin so I get on tinder
>talk to a couple of girls but gets nowhere
>finally match with one who doesn't have pictures of her looking like a whore and can actually hold a conversation and shows lots of interest
>Talk about sex a couple of times
>lie and say I had sex before
>meet at her place and end up getting head, wanted pussy but didn't get it
>next day she comes to my place and we fuck, I cum in 2 minutes ofcourse
>keep hanging out and fucking a lot
>starts calling me love, and lover
>think this means she loves me and I start to open up
>fall in "love" and say so after about a week, she says she feels the same
Cont.
The other ylyl thread is a diversion. Real thread here
Noot noot
Story time /b
>be me
>24 year old male with decent job
>took engineering up from my dad
>get fucked over after college and end up getting a rep job instead of actual engineering
>still decent money from a huge company but want more
>go to a school career fair because bosses kid wants him to go but he hates his kids fml
>telling kids about engineering and shit but everyone likes the bee keeper more because he gave candy
>about to walk out and teacher announces next career
>bus driver
>everyone loves bus driver because they all jump up, apparently it's the one most of them have in the morning/afternoon
>she comes in and is a 9/10 qt3.14
>small frame, blonde, perky tits, wearing brown dress pants that hug a tiny ass, and her perfect thigh gap
>she looks at me and says hi, "now kids everyone give a round of applause!"
>they all clap and I say thanks, but I want to know this girl
>she gives me straight fuck me eyes, and then asks who I'm here for
>tell her I'm for the bosses kid, she asks if I can stay for after her presentation
Cont.
cont
>>691050769
>stay in parking lot
>she comes out 20 minutes later
>asks my name, what I do, that sort of thing
>tell her my disposition and where I'm from etc
>she's from same area, tells me she loves that I would give my day for children, and that I'm a great person
>"oh anon, I've always admired men who care about children!"
>I pretend I did it out of my own will, talk it up, and we decide to go on a date
>later that night, I pick her up
>she lives with her parents, but she's extremely well off, turns out her grandparents gave her like thousands of dollars in a will, and she's only a bus driver to get to know kids
>her dads a truck driver, so she wanted to follow his lead while still meeting children, also is sometimes a lunch lady at the school
>the cool lady, everyone adores her, the boys flirt, etc
>take her out to Olive Garden, she loves it
>driving her back to her parents but she tells me she wants to see my house
>take her to my shit tier apartment and she tells me it's actual nice, she likes try organization
>we turn a movie on, Finding Nemo, her fucking favorite apparantly
>slight touching through out, and then right when nemo's dad mounts that turtle, she starts kissing my neck
>take off her clothes, grab her ass and spread it; tiny pink asshole, even brighter pink pussy, and perfect little nipples, slightly puffy but not too much
>she starts sucking me, and moans during it, and then I bend her over doggystyle and cum on her ass
>she wipes it off, rubs it on her underwear, puts the pants back on and tells me she has to get going
>she uses the bathroom, does whatever girls do after sex
>I take her home, we kiss, and she gets out
>"I'll have to stop by sometime, are you free Saturday anon?"
>of course I'm free
>"yes I am, sounds awesome"
>she laughs, gets out and walks inside
>I get home, walk into the living room, sit on the couch, and a pair of black plan ties catches m eye. Covered in cum
Cont?
>>691052302
HELL YES
All right Britbongs, today's the day, don't forget to go out and vote OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai4yYAkZw2k
Do what's best for the UK! Fuck Europe, fuck bureaucracy!
>>691057131
Only retards want this, and reactionary nutters. You'll destroy your own economy, destabilize the region, lose scotland, become an isolated small nation, and fuck the global economy
>>691057131
Damn, I hope you guys don't fuck up and stay.
I like you guys.
>>691057337
>destroy your own economy, destabilize the region, lose scotland, become an isolated small nation
No it won't. Bullshit. BULLSHIT.
Hey /b/,
Have you ever lost anyone really close to you? My father figure(uncle) died pretty recently. He died instantly so he felt no pain. Here's the sucky thing though. The man had a really hard life, two deployments in iraq, couldn't get any jobs so he was constantly starving, didn't get married until he was 34. He was only married a year when he died. I really looked up to this guy, he taught me everything when my dad wasn't there. I'm constantly reminded of him and I never got to say goodbye.
/b/ros, how do you get over death??
Or feels thread, whatever tickles you.
wtf im 33 and not married, so wat?
Bump
>>691055511
Triple dubs. Everything's gonna be alright
Let's have a chill/feels thread. Talk about what's going on in your life, your interests, your problems, etc. Vent it here.
>>691056515
mfw qt3.14 gf of 3 years cheats on me after we buy a house together and now I am broke and alone and spend every night crying and drinking away the pain. Even though I know we can never get back together I still am so pathetic I miss her. She's the only girl who ever went out with me and I am pretty sure no one else will ever want me.
no reason to live
>>691057012
i feel man
>>691051959
I have nothing to contribute except my witnessing the lulz
I'm just curious if yhere are higher quality dicks to suck. I wanna make sure before I try for myself.
>>691051959
Post her nudes
>>691052186
rolling for this
Mirror pic thread? Post gfs/wives
Other one died, so now have A FLUFFY THREAD!
Let's start a bbw/chubby/fat thread
Chubby GF
>>691053540
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