>be me, be 18
>beta so hard I'm an omegafag
>senior year
>at school library, so omegafag I live there
> librarian knows me well, only friend
>asks me typical senior questions, college, graduation, other shit
>asks about prom
> ohshitchangesubject.exe
> doesn't work, have to tell her I have no date and probably won't go
> says her daughter is close to me in age, we should meet
> thank you Richard Dawkins atheist overlord.
> be 2 weeks later, meet this chick
> she's 7/10 but that's 7 more than me
> cool as fuck, likes same shit I do, vidya, books, Jurassic park
>hit it off with girl for first time in life
> eternalhappiness.PNG
> fast forward 4 weeks, been seeing or talking to her almost daily, BTW her name is Justine
> one day she says "Oh anon you've been nicer to me than any other guy."
> I summon any possible strand of alphaness I was born with, and ask her to prom.
> she says yes
> almost die of heart attack, have this weird omegafag smile rest of day I'm so happy
>fast forward to prom, pick Justine up, wearing this fine ass white dress, can see her black thong through back.
>take her to dinner, then to prom, I walk in with her, half the crowd fucking stops what they're doing in utter shock at me with a girl
>One dude claps really loud
>dance and other typical shit
>10:30 p.m. Justine asks if I wanna go
> take this as she isn't having fun
> get in car she tells me to drive in opposite direction of her house
> dafuq.jpg
> get to where she wanted to go its a motel, oh shit, praise be unto Richard Dawkins
> Justine tells me to sit on bed, goes into bathroom, comes out in thong and bra, and does this dance facing backwards to me, gives me lap dance
>dick so hard diamonds be jealous, like it could sunder the earth if fell its so hard
>Justine turns around "Anon I wanna have sex with you."
>Something is poking my leg
> Justine is a guy, real name is Justin
mfw her dick is bigger than mine
Continue?
continue faggot
What the fuck...
ha gayy
nice pasta btw
R34 thread=
10 characters. >>601134626
S/fur
What to write on the first 3 Nukes that will go to U$A?
1st Nuke: ------------------------
2nd Nuke: -----------------------
3rd Nuke: ------------------------
Those are Israeli girls signing Bombs to be dropped on the Gaza strip.
Fail
1: Go
2: Fuck
3: Yourself
I will start
1st Nuke: Hiroshima
2nd Nuke: Nagasaki
3rd Nuke: Dresden
Sup /b/, OP from last night here bringing you a brand new adventure!
'XR88' is a sci-fi game in which you must make careful choices to survive.
The last group of anons did well but died before defeating the boss...
For my first thread see:
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600933372
http://4archive.org/b/thread/600969102
>You stand motionless in your stasis pod. Eyes closed.
>your crew has been hurtling across space in cryo for the past 11 years, on a mission to retrieve important data from a derelict base.
>an alarm sounds as the ship arrives at it's destination - planet XR88.
>your pod opens, and you drop to the floor from dizziness.
>you feel sick from the stasis and you feel shaky.
>as you look around it seems darker than usual, but lights flash in the distance.
>you feel dizzy and your memory feels hazy...
>the other pods are open.
>you notice a small metallic briefcase, about half the size of normal, laying on the floor in front of you, and pick it up.
>you recognise it. There is a 4 digit combination lock. You try to remember the code but you can't.
If at any point someone rolls the 4 digit code, the case will open.
>nobody seems to be around.
Current stats:
100hp
Metal case
1, 3, 5 decides if you:
>search around the room you're in for items.
Or
>exit through the corridor and toward the flashing lights.
Or
>check the monitor on the other side of the room.
search around the room you're in for items.
>>601122557
roll
>>601121962
pls dont die thread, also rolling for option 1
4th mom and son thread.
>>601128934
Cum on you belly, let it dry, clean the excess and let her smell it.
Its like pheromones. Work better if she are watching a lewd scene on a movie.
S/exy S/hark S/aturdays!
Instagram fap thread
/s/
Is there a better GPU choice than the Jetstream GTX 970?
-Best price/performance ratio
-Low power consumption
-4GB VRAM
-nice blue&black design
>>601113445
EVGA 980 pleb plz leave
dude take 980
u pay more but u get real 4GB VRAM
also watch
http://youtu.be/spZJrsssPA0
Do you really need that 970 to play CoD, WoW and browse the 4chan? protip: you don't
42 decides which Subreddit /b/ raids
>>601121884
/r/worldnews
Putin has declared nuclear war on the U.S.
>>601122017
Re roll
bumb
Do you like kitties anon?
3rd mom and son thread, come on!
Have my report button ready again
>>601114862
Gtfo faggot
>>601114862
huh, why? what happened?
Trips and i comment ayy lmao
She's beautiful just like her parents ^.^
Congratulations u guiz!!!!!!! xxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxxx
>>601109449
you got lucky
trips and op must an hero
What fictional characters do you want to fuck hard right now?
Also, general Rule 34 thread.
>>601116369
>>601116369
Kenny (Ken Ashcorps mascot)
