I found my calling as a cam girl by browsing /b/ a long time ago. Been going strong 5.5 years now. As appreciation, I'm posting a download link for one of my vids and allowing you to Ask Me (Almost) Anything. Here's the link: http://ambqt.com/vid_dl/Pc4XkFukOpE3/4my4chanfriends Now post your curiosities! - AmberCutie
making me download stuff thats alot work but the tits are worth it
>>601367891
Will you please write "Hello, Johnny. Fuck me senseless." on your boobs?
>>601367891
can i see your pussy
2 year Girlfriend wants to break up with me right before we go to PAX east G fucking G.
Whaddya doing at pax
Been on both sides of this conversation before, she's got someone else. Sorry bro
>>601380109
I prefer sex with cute little girls than see your cheese face again, see ya, i have a puppy to fuck with my 3 meters fork
Well 4 chan sit your little rumps down and I shall tell you the story of young lad in my high school that may be getting arrested for harrasing kids, sending dick pics to people and spreading nudes of his gf. For context he sent nudes to guys to try to get threesomes with him and his gf
>flashback 5 months ago
>be in class sitting next to "secretly" bisexual creep kid
>he's 1 year older than everyone else in the class
>says he's having party at his house again
>his parents are out of town and he's had partys like this before
>small town in the middle of but fuck nowhere
>he smells bad but everyone uses him for the party just so we can all drink (were teenagers so any time we can get a party we take it)
>tells me to tell other people about party
>Sure-why-not.jpg
>tell most people in school and it seems this party is gonna be good
>lots of people going
>flash forward to party notice lots of guys acting weird towards creep fag
>weirder than normal
>brush it off as him being weird
>whatever.jpg
>leaving party and heading home
>creep fag hugs me and says good bye
>I think hes just drunk and I say my farewells
>later that night recieve facebook message from creep fag
>asks if i want to see his GFs pictures
>tell him no because thats pretty fucked up
>says if I send him a dick picture his gf will have a threesome with me and him
>tell him not interested
>he sends me gfs nudes anyway
>not bad but but feel like shit for seeing them
>fap-anyway.jpg
>nudes followed by his dick
>disgusted.jpg
>looks like a hairy mushroom
>small and black
>he's fat so pretty much what you would have expected
>go to school next day
>sitting next to him in class
>he asks about me joining in with his gf
>tell him im not to sure maybe someother time
>go home
>mom pissed off on phone
>go to my room
>didn't think anything of it
>Mom comes in my room saying she was talking to the police
>WTF.jpg
>must be about party
>im fucked
>says she called the police about creep fag sending me pictures
so 4chan if you want to hear the rest just let me know also pic related its what his dck looked like
bump for bump
Bump for smelly fag
Ask a cuck husband anything?
sad you or man posted in pic would do that, not cool seriously
Who is currently banging your wife?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Where does /b/ order from?
Capable of using T . O. R
wow u try too hard.
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>>601378564
Dominos
I can't take it anymore /b/
I can't bother anymore, there's no point, I always have and always will be a useless piece of shit
I never win, never get the succeed. Why bother anymore? My last escape from reality has become exactly the same. I've even started stabbing myself with various sharp objects when I lose or fail. Anyone else feel like this?
>>601357020
You want to feel useful?
>Sauce
>>601357745
Dog Days
>>601357020
get a job then you won't be useless!
ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself
Pic related: A mysterious and charismatic individual who is willing to stand up to authority.
>>601373224
>4chan man
>>601373224
why is betty paige wearing a mask?
Wincest thread
Pics and stories are welcome
No wincest?
Hey /b/!
I'm kinda bored and have nothing to do
I can do loli voices soo
I'll read anything you want in a loli voice
Only if you get 3
fuck me in the ass onii-chan
>>601354239
Fair enough. Give me a moment.
>>601354239
I wish to be the little girl and my name is Christopher Poole and I sick nigger cocks for monies.
Dear /b/,
I've only ever dated and done anything with girls all my life and assumed I was a lesbian. Lately I've been feeling attracted to guys?? And I want to try to get a boyfriend maybe but don't know the first step without attracting a brony.
Pic related: me
>>601346757
It's just a phase, you'll go back to dating women in no time.
>>601346757
Plz be Australian
boybutt thread?
na
Sleep tight Pizza
Sleep tight, pizza
>>601342018
Sleep tight, Pizza
>>601342018
sleep tight pizza
>>601349999
if get, God exists
if 0000, god doesnt
>>601349999
Damn dude
well then....>>601349999
I don't think you're understanding the proximity of this gay nigger. He's got a huge fucking banjo and he's just flying out the window with it.
So as we let the coast coast I coast with a dreamy sound as my consciousness produces nonsense
I'd propose that we just go hunting for giraffes but clearly that's not an option since the giant vegetable stole them all.
Jesus harry I just shat meself on a pipe lol jk lets go eat some fish n chips with our dear friend the lol ok Jerome lets go find him xd oh look there he is sipping tea like a true brit
You're going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is singles.
I stole your dubs
Fuck you goku these are dubs
steal the doubles
