/b/
You have 30 seconds to explain why this girl is so fucking attractive.
PROTIP: YOU CAN'T
Nice enough eyes and facial features. Appears to be lazy and not give many fucks like myself.
Attracted.
Because she looks attractive
Because shes Elizabeth Gillies
Hey I'm bored
I can Loli voice act anything you want
Only if you get a 0 though
>>602101906
Pretend you are loli and ask for something but i say not today and you don't mind and still really cheerful about it and cute
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE, ROW, ROW, FIGHT THE POWER
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE, BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE, ROW, ROW FIGHT THE POWER
MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THATLL PIERCE THE HEAVENS
Be my loli empress. Hail Lolitannia ily <3
Porn webm thread.
Does anyone have the video of the brunette girl with the big eyes smiling while she waits for the guy to cum on her face?
creep part 2
need more of thisss
>>602057604
Annaleik
how does b prepare their weed for smoking?
>pestle and mortar masterrace
by growing up
With my hands because I like to touch it.
You're a faggot.
>>602086380
overrated. tried it, made a million dollars, now going back to weed and vidja, bitch.
my friend sent me this b, wat do
I've already heard. Mike Brown is dead, so that's the good news, right?
What's the bad news?
WOMBO COMBO
I really really hope you're coming out of the closet to me.
New Rule 34 thread!
Inb4 shit-head bronies spam thread with ponies and fox-baby-rape.
Continue this!!!!
>>602078594
ok^^ nice
buba dead ;_;
RIP Buba
>>602079765
RIP buba, We still have you in our hearts.
>>602079765
That's shit.
Best was best.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
LMJ
>>602082842
>>602082890
these confirmed?
Asian Babes that you wanna fuck or fucked
-friends
-ex
-sisters friends
-your friends gf
-etc
>>602058768
http://melissalive18.tumblr.com/
free live
There was a lot of talk about her previous thread
>>602059056
Let's try this again /b/.
You know that to post.
It's nylon tiem.
/b/brothers, I need advice. This is my gf. She's smart, beautiful, makes a lot of money nursing, and is literally the greatest fuck I've ever experienced in my life. She makes me happy, takes care of me and my house, and when we spend time together it seems like we're perfect for each other, but we have some issues and I'm just not sure if we can be together. I need someone to help me logic this out. Here are our issues:
Very early in our relationship her ex showed up at my house and said she was fucking us both. I still had feelings for my exso I dumped her and tried to rekindle an old flame.
A few weeks later the same ex saw my motorcycle outside a bar I regular, came in and said she was pregnant and since we both fucked her, he was willing to man up if I didn't. I called her and told her to have an abortion.
She was living with the ex but he beat the shit out of her. She moved in with me, had an abortion, and because she was in my house and I can't get enough of her, we started fucking like rabbits. She said she was on b.c., but I used condoms anyway, and she ended up pregnant again. WTF. Another abortion.
Fast forward a month. Shes still seeing her ex. We break up and my old ex wants to work things out. I do too. Fuck this crazy abused girl, her ex, and abortions. I need stability. Tell her to leave. She says she's still pregnant and abortion failed. WTF. I tell her to keep the baby. I'll pay child support and we'll do this. It's a boy. Let's name him Jacob. I give up on my own ex and decide to be alone.
Jacob is born, but she gets diagnosed with cancer. Gives Jacob up for adoption. I'll never see him again.
Months later she asks if we can work it out and just try to be together. In spite of the insanity I have enjoyed being with her, so I say yes. Now, as a result of all the lies and trauma, in having problems making it work. So here we are. Has a /b/rother seen anything this crazy? Should I surrender?
Thoughts?
Replies will get pussy shots.
damn, how can a grill so cute be so insane.
anon that's some fucked up shit, i dunno if i'd stick with it. i'm surprised you even told her to keep the kid.
i say get the fuck out
Just ask yourself if shes gonna be the only hot great fuck you're gonna have in your life. If no then it probably isn't worth the shit
fly a away
Best Touhou.
>>602077777
>dem quints
>>602077777
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU STARTED
Kemonomimi / Animal Ears thread
Because there's nothing better than a cute girl with a fluffy tail
Alright, let's get started