I've found a new, relaxing hobby. There's something poignant about slaying and then documenting these virtual women. Just look at their faces.
This was my first girl. I saw her in the backseat of a passing car. I was captivated, and immediately rammed her vehicle to the side of the street. I dispatched the drive and second passenger (perhaps her boyfriend and brother?) and entered the vehicle, hoping she would not escape before I took the car back to my garage. She would stay with me.
Unfortunately, she wasn't too keen with this idea and jumped out of the vehicle as soon as we exceeded about 40 miles per hour. I immediately exited the moving vehicle as well. There was no time to park. She had already gotten up and was running down the street. I had to hurry if I wanted to keep up with her.
In my haste, however, I forgot that I was wielding a large knife. Frightened onlookers watched as I chased my trophy down the boulevard, and somebody must have called the police. With sirens ringing in the distance, I knew the two of us would not be returning to my garage together.
I was desperate. I needed to find a way to preserve her memory, but it seemed obvious that asking for a picture with her now was quite out of the question. So, trailing mere feet behind her, I plunged the knife into her back. I saw how her body went limp, collapsing to the ground without so much as a whimper of pain. My blade must have stuck her vertebral column. At least it was quick.
With the police closing in and little time to lose, I took this picture, forever sealing her in memory. I then ducked into a nearby alleyway and made my escape.
I studied the photograph for quite some time. I saw her hand. A ring. It must not have been meant to be, after all.
But there was something about this picture that kept me staring. It was mesmerizing, to be sure, but even she eventually came to bore me. I had to find others.
>1/23
Wut
I will post the accompanying stories to my favorite pictures. These first few were collected on the Santa Monica Pier.
>2/23
>3/23
Post tits, asses, and pussies. Anything that you think is hot. Share it with your /b/ros
been catfishing for a couple months now... im a Pro now.. anyone want nudes? :D
6 pls
>>602308173
14?
>>602308173
posting some win
Most fucked up thing you have ever done and would never admit irl.
I fapped at school a lot when I was 12. In class.
>>602306863
post on this thread
>>602306863
ur mom
>>602295927
Old thread
I'll voice act anything you want in a loli voice
If you get a 9
>>602298968
Wait wait wait, I thought you were going to explain the noodle challenge. I rolled a three...
>>602298968
Listen you fucking faggot, nobody wants to hear your shitty ass voice.
9 get.
i will inseminate the dog with my monster girl dick and fist adolf hitler until the cow jumps over the FUCKING moon i want to fuCKIGN DIDE
If /b/ can count sequentially from 1 to 7 in seven consecutive posts using only one number per post, I'll dump her set.
1
Jackie Chan
My wife almost for my loli stash...time to dump and delete...so LOLI THREAD!!!!!!
And spiderman too I guess
encrypt your files faggot
Mexi thread putos! Saquen las nudes pero cero sirvientas/feas porfavor.
>>602278460
>cero sirvientas/feas porfavor
has de estar bien guapo.
belleza regia aqui
Fuck off wetback scum
This thing wandered into my bedroom.
Figure I'll keep it until it stops raining
Dubs names it
Trips can tell me what to do with it
>inb4 insert into anus
it's an echidna op....... put him back outside!!!
Sonichu
>>602288203
sonic
No trap thread? come the fuck on.
>>602253391
Hey /b/, I have an idea. Lets go on social media all over and try to get George Washington's face removed from the dollar bill. George Washington owned slaves, so by putting his face on our currency, our money is pro slavery. Can we get this trending?
#freeourcurrency
no. fuck off
>>602279833
shameless self bump. this shit could be hilarious.
Youre a retard. George Washington was 10 times the man you ever be.
Jesus that fucking ass. Dubs for her fb, 69 for nudes.
>>602283920
Numba 3, yes please
>>602283920
Roll away
woop
/b/... We did it. 1700 something girls invited the dancing fat man. Props to you guys, props.
dude seems chill, would chill and have a beer with him
>>602269472
good. I hope the cunt gets laid.
If he has any sense at all in his head, he'll avoid these shallow bitches like the plague.
Nothing is worse than being a pet cause of the week.
Loli Thread Again?
I support this /b/read
bumping
Rule 34 thread number shiggy-doopy-snoopy-doo-illion.
still posting blue bitches unless other WoW shit is requested
