dear /b/
i am a fat virgin who is currently trying to lose weight
i'm also tired of being a virgin. but i also don't want whoever i lose my virginity to to be grossed out by my body
so do you think it's worth waiting until i have lost a ton of weight before i lose my virginity or should i just go for it now and get it over with?
pic related, it's me
>>602610288
Suicide is the only answer
>>602610460
nah i know /b/ hates fat people but losing weight is possible and i've already started
>>602610288
are you a girl? if so time stamp tits
YLYL thread?
checking into rehab today, this is the last chance i'll get to laugh in a while.
>bracing for banana
New Rule 34 Thread.
Let's get some WoW
"Come here, Anon. We wanna kiss you, lick you and ride on you. Just come here and join us."
What would you do?
Post jailbaits, please.
>>602607840
Find my lube.
By the way: Anyone have sauce or moar on this beautys?
trips decide what i do with my frog
>keep fucking rooling faggots
>will fucking deliver
>>602601363
send it to space and film it
Cum onto it you attention fag.
Boil it
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN MOTHERFUCKERS
RIN VS BONZI BUTT VIOLATOR
LOLI WITH NO ARMS AGAINST ANAL RAPIST
WHO SHALL WIN
>>602603192
BUMP
bonzi
>>602603192
RIN FTW !
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET THE SOMALIA GAMES 2.0 BEGIN !
PLACE YOUR BETS AND LUBE YOUR ANUSES NIGGAS, ITS HABBEDIG
Tyrone FTW
>>602591999
You're a fucking idiot this isn't even right
>>602591999
My bets are on our Lord and Savior Gabe Newell
Roman empire risk thread
Claim your tribe
Roll values
1-5 you can move 2 spaces
6-0 you can move 4 spaces
5 you can move 3 spaces
dubs can order genocide
trips have access to greek fire
quads gain ten spots of land if possible
>>602579623
>Germanic Tribes
>Blue
>Germany area
>>602581051
Bump
The Best Of 4chan Thread.
Let's go.
Don't have much pics so contribute.
>/military thread/
let's try to get a military thread going, any army /b/ros on here?
post country, age, where you served, stories, etc
the netherland, 20 , dutch royal airsupport, havend been deployed yet.
I plan on doing army ROTC next year. Any anons gone through it that can tell me what it's like?
>>602566653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN2fFwetWGg
Have fun dying for oil , wall street and the Rothschild central banking system.
Beta fag here, had crush on this girl for 4 years. I leave it all in your hands /b/
Hello Nicole, I'll let you know that I have loved you for 4 years but i never get the courage to tell you that i love you, will you go on a date with me?
>>602575577
Oh my Jesus Christ
>>602575577
I have over 20k nude post on my tumblr. This is by far the most popular photo that I posted with over 15k post or likes.
I pubic hair making a come back?
>>602570828
nah, it's just a nice photo
>>602570828
No. Your others are just shit.
>>602570828
pubic hair definitely is becoming more popular, I think its great
Does anyone else literally hate everyone, or is it just me?
I hate most people. Not everyone.
>>602562768
I can't think of a single person I don't hate.
>>602563115
You don't hate your parents. Unless you're some edgy 15 year old kid or got raped by your father while your mom looked at it and did nothing. Which one is it?
ITT: YouTubers you want to bone BADLY
>piddleass
her
ITT: awkward stories
> be me
> be 13
> on the subway to school
> it's pretty packed
> a small fat man gets on the train
> looks like he has some kind of learning difficulty
> he stands right in front of me
> think nothing of it
> after the first stop I feel a hand brush up against my crotch
> I dismiss it as just a mistake
> after all, stray hands do wander
> a few seconds later the hand comes back
> this time he goes right for the meat and two veg
> he caresses my penis with his stubby sausage fingers
> hand goes back to the dark depths from whence it came
> about to get the attention of some adults
> when suddenly
> the hand returns with force
> Vulcan death grip on my precious
> I realise what he's done
> he's holding my dick hostage
> shouting for help will risk the loss of mini me
> he performs an intricate squid-like masturbation technique on me
> he's like some sort of dick-wizard
> this man knows his way around a penis
> train arrives at stop
> he sprints off
> stood there with the most confusing erection ever.
> MFW
are you a hentai
Odd
>>602555329
OP here.This actually happened
