Ass thread.
>be me
>be gay
>have super Christian parents
>parents send me and my boyfriend Juan to prey the gay away camp
>we are loaded up on a buss and my mom tells me just to give it a chance while dad says nothing
>i'm packed on a buss with 50 something of the saltiest boys to ever fill my dreamboat
>we are driven to an airport and put onto a large cargo plane...
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>>602869718
Hello, newfriend
>>602869718
Not frequent or old enough to know if this is copypasta but if not, good job
>>602869718
Weak/10
New kik sluts thread?
>>602848631
no, i'm hiding this pathetic thread
>>602848759
Found you
Rule 34 thread.
TWO BABIES ONE FOX
>>602857013
Hey /b/, I need to share this with you, it drove me mad for too long
>Be me 35 years old farmer
>Live in a lone farm from everything
>Was married with 2 kids before wife's death 3years ago and kids disappearance a year ago
>Night before disappearance all was normal
>Notified police, they said they will try their best
>They said maybe kids just got lost
>Kids...
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>>602856813
Shall I cont' anons?
>>602856813
bumping
Go ahead
You singles you lose.
>>602853333
NIGGA YOU JUST WON
posting in a legendary thread.. i feel it
>>602853333
oh, 4 singles of 3, nice get
WEBM thread, will be posting more in seconds.
Ellies
New thread,
34/?
>>602853464
Rooting for NAZI GIRL !
>>602853464
35/?
F in loving memory
harold must win
Currently sitting on the toilet with the biggest shit imaginable inside me. It is in fact so big that when i push it hurts like a mother fucker and I have to stop. My A-hole is now bleeding cause it ripped at my last push. I need some advice on how to get this monster out, and will post picture of the monster when i succed!
>>602847967
put sharpie in pooper
Forceps, then pull
Use lube on your asshole. Stretch it as wide as you can and then push like there's no tomorrow. Should do the trick.
Give me your worst jokes /b/ OFFEND ME FAGGOTS I DARE YOU
>grand blanc
Why am I not surprised this is in Michigan
what is the last thing that went through the sandy hook victims heads? you know besides bullets
>>602842960
Kek
Guys, guys, listen guys...
Let's ruin the pity party for the fat fuck.
And we do it in the old fashioned way.
Well order pizza to their party. shittons, gigantic amounts of pizza from every fucking service in town.
It's /b/ style and in this case it would even have a message:
>there you go, fat fuck.
>>602847692
Not your personal army.
/b/ played and lost fair and square.
>>602847692
its good, but im not willing to spend money on a faggots plan
>>602847692
yes please, I live half world away so i can't help, but fuck me if i don't wanna see that much win
How do I get stalin's hair without showing my hairdresser a picture of stalin? If I google it all I find is fags with something similar but not this glorious hairdo.
>>602839956
You're certain your hairdresser would recognize a young, dashing Stalin?
What are the odds your hairdresser recognizes Stalin?
>>602840153
the first I've thought too.
And finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, let the games begin!
hella
>>602843255
HELL YEAH ! GO NAZI GIRL !
1/?
r34 cont pokemon girs edition
What about girl pokemons?
>>602831492
or pokemons doing pokemon girls
>>602831842
But that's so limiting.
You HNNNNNNNG you lose thread
>>602826317
I'll give it a shot. Can I get a hhhnnnnNNNGGGGG?