Hey fags it's yo gurl Elly
My friends wants to see just how bad 4chan is
Her snapchat is starfish power
Make me happy and I'll do some requests later
>>602885149
starfishpower
Snap names can't be two words?
time stamp or gtfo
Trips gets her nudes
>>602890993
>implying
Who is that?
ITT we post the terrible things we've done. Go!
>>602873896
Reloaded 4 rounds of .30-06 before I realized there was no powder in them.
Also, accidentally dry fired a model 29.
>>602874566
Oh and I forgot I wasn't on /k/, so I guess we can add that to this list...
slapped my girl in the face
trips and I ask my gf for nudes
(she's not that kind of girl)
no thanks
Enough trap threads already. We know what you mean wen you say "she's not that kind of girl".
PS, delete your history, little gay boy, because if mom finds out you were here, I bet you get a spanking!
Anon won't deliver
Best ways of sexual humiliation /b/? Pic Relatet
In a couple of hours. I'm gonna fuck a girl who has a boyfriend, I've been with her many times before, totally destroy that pussy while his bf was sleeping at his home.
I let her know that i'm bored of her, so, she beg for my dick.
Anal, oral, vaginal fisting, Photos, calls her bf while I fuck his ass. etc
I Face fucked her, I've taken his anal virginity, did that shit bleed.
Listo of things that I already did to her
>Slapped
>Vaginal Fisting
>Talk about other girls while I fuck her, letting her know she's nothing.
>Tied
>Spitting
>Slap her face while i fuck her ass
>Bite her nipples
>Wax play, tits, ass, vago
>suffocation
Last time I tied her to a chair and whipped her for about 10 minutes. Then I melt a candle on her ass and tits and slap her.
I'm out of new ideas, /b/ros help me out
English isn't my first language sorry
>>602884334
Her ass
Hurry up I only got 30 minutes
Any pics or vids?
>>602884334
>calls her bf while I fuck his ass. etc
I think you are a little confused, retard.
Rule 34 thread.
Rule 34 thread.
HUNGER GAMES THREAD THREE: THE ACTUAL GAME
PLACE YOUR BETS:
http://strawpoll.me/3834956/r
Bumt
>>602875694
HERE WE MOTHERFUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>all in on kim
How could anyone actually still consider themselves liberal at this point? I think that a lot of the liberal ideals sounded really great on paper, for years they were spun around and sounded fantastic, then since 2012 while Obama has been putting these ideals to the test we have seen that the "right" was right, they called it early that these agendas would not play out in reality like they did on paper, and it's true. These liberal agendas have gone a long way to decimating the working class of this country. Obamacare lost thousands of healthcare jobs, raising minimum wage closes local business and raises prices of big business, raising tax on the upper class causes them to spend less money at middle and lower class establishments like furniture stores, electronic stores, clothes stores and restaurants. When you raise taxes on the wealthy and give to the poor, you are destroying the middle classes chance to thrive.
If this were 2005 and you said you were a liberal I'd understand. This is 2015 and there is literally no possible way any well informed logical thinking clear-minded individual in the United States would be liberal. I'm not saying that Conservatism is perfect but it's clearly a better choice than Liberalism in every way imaginable.
>>602853244
Nice dubs.
>>602853244
[Citation needed]
>>>/pol/
I think you're lost, friend.
Ass thread.
>be me
>be gay
>have super Christian parents
>parents send me and my boyfriend Juan to prey the gay away camp
>we are loaded up on a buss and my mom tells me just to give it a chance while dad says nothing
>i'm packed on a buss with 50 something of the saltiest boys to ever fill my dreamboat
>we are driven to an airport and put onto a large cargo plane and given parachutes with cute bracelets
>"Why do we need these?"
>the man handing them out just smiles and says "don't drop em"
>i put mine on and go to sleep
>later i wake up to the sound of screaming and realize the planes back door is open and going nose up
>we all fall out like gay confetti into the sky
>most of us got to our parachutes. most of us.
>when we landed we found ourselves in a jungle and heard a loudspeaker somewhere far away tell us we have a 5 minute head start
>i was scared and ran looking for Juan while most of the queens just panicked
>that first opening salvo of gunfire and screams fills my soul on quiet nights
>i ran all night and slept in a tree
>the next day i saw a stylish scarf and was going to grab them when a bottom beat me to it and they exploded
>i understood now
>i threw away my stylish bracelet and learned to move quietly at twilight from tree to tree eating bugs and drinking dew
>I found Juan in a pitfall next to some moisturizer but didn't have time to mourn him
>after a month or so they called my name out and i was the last one left and could go home
>i approached camp slowly and saw they had a great spread
>tons of beer, football on the tv, a gun range with all the ammo you could use, steaks as thick as your wrist, girl on girl mud wrestling
>i looked down and saw a boner at seeing the now topless girls
>it had worked
>don't listen to what some people say, prey the gay away camps work
>pic related
>>602869718
Hello, newfriend
>>602869718
Not frequent or old enough to know if this is copypasta but if not, good job
>>602869718
Weak/10
New kik sluts thread?
>>602848631
no, i'm hiding this pathetic thread
>>602848759
Found you
Rule 34 thread.
TWO BABIES ONE FOX
>>602857013
Hey /b/, I need to share this with you, it drove me mad for too long
>Be me 35 years old farmer
>Live in a lone farm from everything
>Was married with 2 kids before wife's death 3years ago and kids disappearance a year ago
>Night before disappearance all was normal
>Notified police, they said they will try their best
>They said maybe kids just got lost
>Kids never got lost
>Didn't anyone except police
>Be alone and depression kicks in
Fast forward last October
>Laying in bed in front of fireplace
>Too cold
>Smoking my pipe and fighting sleep
>Eventually slept and woke up feeling disturbed to total darkness
>Weird cause fire stays till I put it out in the morning
>Nothing can cause its extinguishment
>Stand to light fire again,too cold to sleep without
>Step on liquid near the fireplace
>Light fire again
>Look down
>I'm on a large bloody stain
>No other traces of blood anywhere
>Panick and gaze at the roof
>Nothing is leaking
>Take my rifle and head towards the door
>Look outside, nothing alarming
>Moon lights the whole area
>Strong wind
>I see a little light in the distance
>A large blurry red dot
>Wtf is that
>See more clearly
>There is a silhouette, a tall silhouette with the dot at its feet
>Load the rifle and aim at it
>>602856813
Shall I cont' anons?
>>602856813
bumping
Go ahead
You singles you lose.
>>602853333
NIGGA YOU JUST WON
posting in a legendary thread.. i feel it
>>602853333
oh, 4 singles of 3, nice get
