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Did someone say grandma thread?
Sumo pear and very.funny.banana. Incoming
It's that time of day again!
Fluffy Thread motherfuckers!
Hi /b/
Out of boringness, I plan on getting a cheap fucktoy (I'm broke and just don't want to spend that much for those kind of stuff anyway).
I planned on getting this one, seems the reviews are cool.
Anyway, does some anon knows any cool and cheap fuck toy (mouth, pussy, whatever).
your mom
>>687628285
as a frugal guy to another, its worth spending extra on something longer/heavier. Amazon has like a torso fucktoy for sale for like $60. Worth it and last long.
>had a cyberskin triplet pack
>dick poked out halfway in
>awkward trying to get balls deep
>>687628285
Get an old sock, glue some of those googly eyes on it and draw a mouth with your mom's lipstick. Fill it with hot fudge and squirt your juice into it.
You can make a tasty hot fudge sundae afterwards and pretend you're on a date with it.
I'm a dude and I just bottomed for a guy doggiestyle and after he left I found the condom on the floor with a hole at the tip and no cum inside at all...what does this mean?
You are a faggot and you got what you deserved an ass full of stds
You might be pregnant
>>687635093
it means you're full of shit and it was never used
> OP obvs virgin
ITT: cringe photos
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/b/ how the fuck do I get a girlfriend? I'm sick of being alone and I'm sick of being a virgin.
All my life girls turn me down constantly. I can say something as simple "Hi how are you doing beautiful?" and they will act like I'm trying to abduct them and rape them. Its so fucking unfair, I may not be in the best shape I'll be honest but I'm not that bad looking. Above all else I'm probably a much more decent guy then half of these dumb whores have ever dated if they would just give me chance.
Girls expect you to be able to lift 100 pounds, have tons of cash and a nice car before they consider fucking you and being your girlfriend while all they have to do is spread their legs.
I hate this shit so much I just want a girl that will treat me with love and help me know what it feels like to be inside a woman. Do any of my /b/rothers have any advice for me please?
1. Stop beign a faggot
2. leave 4chan
3. be social
4. profit
Can't tell if b8 or not
>>687638777
>Girls expect you to be able to lift 100 pounds
Can you seriously not lift 100 ponds? Thats what, 45kg?
Nigger my advice is go to
>>>/fit/ E-fuckingmeddiately
Question to all feminists:
Why are you fighting for equality in the US and Europe, where women are in so much better positions than in the Middle East and Africa?
Wouldn't it help your fellow women there more if you focus your efforts on those countries to lift all women onto the same level?
Or could it be that you are just fighting so satisfy your egoistic and powerhungry goals?
Woman oppression in the middle East supports Uber. Why ruin their company?
>>687635208
Fuck women from the middle east. They ugly
>>687635208
They just want da white mans money
Hi I'm new to that site, how does one have fun here?
>>687637795
what?
Hey /b/ I'm at some graduation what gun should I use? Dubs decide
>>687635464
Yes Isis !
uzi 9mm
Age:
Job:
Salary:
23
Web Development
90K
>>687638321
>Web Development
>90K
fucking where?
31
Contract software developer
Depends on client, currently $78/hour
New York City is the best city in the whole fucking world.
Prove me wrong. You can't.
I think you'll find its London actually
New York? London? Have you guys heard of Rotterdam?
you'll find out when EBT stops working & the social security checks no longer arrive.
Creep shot thread! OC content here. In car taking them now
>>687636884
Nice man
ITT: Post FB friends and others say what porn they should be in. Replies get replies
>>687634398
Solo Cam girl
>>687634398
Blacked
no porn webm? porn webm thread. lets go
>>687632660
Bump
Can somebody pls give me the link to the iggy azalea look-alike porn?
Kik sloot troll threat . Post the sloots and I send the nudes
Bumperino
http://kik.me/punck434
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