What are you doing with your life that you are here in the middle of the day?
I'm learning what timezones are and how they work.
Tell me
>>687644146
I have health issues that keep me from finding gainful employment and meaningful relationships
Trips decide
Not cumming on it
>>687642960
fart on it then do a dissection with pics
>>687642960
cum on it
>>687642960
sedate it by blowing smoke under the glass
glue it to a piece of candy
give it to a child
I have a question for atheists. Since science is your religion, why do you try to use it as an argument in politics? Don't you believe in separation of church and state?
science is not a religion
you are simply too stupid to understand the world
sage goes in all fields
>>687642264
I'm constantly astounded at how every time I think these posts can't get any more retarded, I see a new one like this.
>>687642402
I'm also constantly astounded at trollbait faggots like you.
Saved this one a long time ago
>>687641505
argentine?
>>687642050
Chile
>>687641505
some of my ex co-workers
be as much of a newfag as humanly possible
>>687642887
%triforce%
>>687642887
how do i like a comment?
lmao rarest pepe
jio
>>687634355
More please
Gomenasai, my name is Kazamiyuzi-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>>687635450
>what a faggot
how virgin are you from a scale 1-10?
Notice me cringu-sensei
Cum tribute thread!
>>687632090
got lots of cum tribute vids of her, always looking for more
How many of you are retarded, lets find out.
>>687637252
12
Next.
It's 2016 anon, why didn't you modify your body ? Explain youself.
>>687638864
I'm not an edgy faggot with no sense of identity.
>>687639075
But that's what the cool kids do these days. Plus you look stylish and not like other people .
Spiderbites, 00Gauges, and a nasal,
I love being edgy
femanon here, end in 5 or 0 and pick what I say back
Chicken slut
I have recently put an aborted fetus in my asshole
Unleash the memes
YLYL
Did someone say grandma thread?
Sumo pear and very.funny.banana. Incoming
It's that time of day again!
Fluffy Thread motherfuckers!
Hi /b/
Out of boringness, I plan on getting a cheap fucktoy (I'm broke and just don't want to spend that much for those kind of stuff anyway).
I planned on getting this one, seems the reviews are cool.
Anyway, does some anon knows any cool and cheap fuck toy (mouth, pussy, whatever).
your mom
>>687628285
as a frugal guy to another, its worth spending extra on something longer/heavier. Amazon has like a torso fucktoy for sale for like $60. Worth it and last long.
>had a cyberskin triplet pack
>dick poked out halfway in
>awkward trying to get balls deep
>>687628285
Get an old sock, glue some of those googly eyes on it and draw a mouth with your mom's lipstick. Fill it with hot fudge and squirt your juice into it.
You can make a tasty hot fudge sundae afterwards and pretend you're on a date with it.
I'm a dude and I just bottomed for a guy doggiestyle and after he left I found the condom on the floor with a hole at the tip and no cum inside at all...what does this mean?
You are a faggot and you got what you deserved an ass full of stds
You might be pregnant
>>687635093
it means you're full of shit and it was never used
> OP obvs virgin
