ITT: Craziest fappings you've done in puberty
>have a hole in my matress hidden under my sheets
>decide to fuck it
>hit a spring with dick
>shit fucking hurt
>penis starts to bleed
>run to bathroom, screaming
>parents are awake wondering what happened
>knock on door a few times
>"EVERYTHINGS...
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>>610381223
topkek
I never did anything stupid
>>610381223
I used to fuck my "sock em boppers" when i was 13.
>>610382158
doesn't seem too bad
Hi /b/. What's wrong with my foreskin? It kinda hurts.
>>610387031
Nigga that looks infected
>>610387031
for i can tell its cancer
source im a doctor
>>610387031
Have you had sex lately?
let's share some fucking advises.
as in tips for fucking.
>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer
>if she is a squirter, alternate very quick and deep thrusts (put pressure on that pelvis!) with very quickly pulling out. if you do it right, she'll squirt the moment you pull out. enjoy the show.
>if i feel i'm nearing the edge but wish to last longer, I start counting the fibonacci sequence... 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21...
or,...
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>>610368504
>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer
....or you'll end up with a limp dick
>>610369338
not if you haven't fucked in a long time.
also, you gotta know yourself, if you need a longer recovery time, just fap 3 or 4 hours beforehand
>>610369556
man this is thoughtful and progressive advice
I'm testing a Wr/te Stuff marker. I think it's better than a Sharpie.
>>610376422
Trap
>>610376422
moley moleyyy moleeeee
>>610376422
write <3 daniel
make my day :)
So who did it guys?
>>610369155
The darker one did it
Post link for game
>>610369155
racoon nig did it broken lace on his shoe
Shoelace
If someone tributes my chubby teen I will post the video of her sucking my dick.
>>610348410
Fatties are gross, faggot.
>>610348497
Who's a faggot?
r34 thread, no anime
>>610372448
Moar
Im sorry, i didnt realize there were rules
>>610372448
You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big
Another Rule 34 thread?
And before anyone asks, no I dont have anymore to that frozen comic
I have an idea. We make pictures of guys with squares of hair over their adam's apple (dubbed the "apple patch") and then spam twitter with fake girl's accounts fawning over this new style of facial hair. We make #applepatch trend, and then watch the lulz unfold as girls uproar over this disgusting new trend, or even lulzier, girls may jump on the bandwagon and come to like the applepatch. Or retards will actually shave their neckbeards in this way.
>>610351903
whose hair grows that low that thick
>>610351903
let's do it
>>610352018
neckbeards
The new hentai thread old one is reaching it's limit
So, what am I posting then?
Maybe some with futuristic or historic setting :?
Name my band /b/
satanic hellriders of doom
30 seconds to explosion
>>610370741
Nahasamapetilan
>no feet thread
>>610358639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DNdyzfPz5k
later.
God bless girl's feet, and this thread. Amen
i just ate out a whores pussy from a brothel
and now my throat hurts
about tree fiddy
nigger cock dick
yeah go on then
Just found this puppy shih-tzu on my neighbourhood. Doubles decides what to do with it. I got knifes, a 9mm gun, gasoline, some explosives, if quads will muslim the dog.
>>610359689
It's dinner time.
>>610359689
Kill yourself tard
Gtfo fag
B)
dubs part 2
>>610360299
>>610360433
>>610360455
What is this shit?!