No incest thread?
Share stories or creeps/nudes of family members. Cousins or Sisters /r/equested.
bump for sister nudes
Banged my sister when we were younger. We act like it never happened now.
>>610393761
pics/stories? how did it happen
Last thread hit limit, so R34 LETS GO!
Continuing my request dumps. Mass Effect continues!
3 of 23.
>>610400790
4 of 23.
>Random creeper hits up female friend
>Friend shows me, gives him my number pretending it's hers
>I begin trolling, test waters
>Find out he's seriously insane
>Give him ultimatum that he needs to eat his own shit or I won't fuck him
>He fucking does it.
Pic related.
OP here.. I convinced him I'm really 15 and my parents took my phone so he'd stop blowing me up with his mental instability, but holy fucking shit.. What do /b/? This guy seems on the verge of suicide
Nice going pal
>>610390301
Hahahaha thank you. Been trolling for a goddamn decade now, but holy shit, this one went way too well. I got into his head way too fuckin easily
Update on the apple patch?
the board fucking 404'd
this is thread number 3
>>610390534
>tfw can't search catalog
Guys, I am in some royally deep shit. I need some advice on how to deal with this problem I now face. Will tell story if at least 3 people are interested in hearing it.
>>610389429
fine
Shameless self bump because I really need advice. Please help me, I'll dump nudes if I get help.
>>610389429
Tell us then. we won't beg faggot.
your favorite porn star
>>610373120
Your mother.
>>610373120
Zoey Nixon
Rule 34 thread? Let's get that shit going
pics you saved of other anons' girlfriends.
post more of the negress
>last meal
>last words
>dick
>I'm a faggot
>do you have any tofu and soy sauce
>what happened at the end of 6th Sense exactly? Was bruce williams kaiser souzai?
>>610379728
1. Big Mac
2. Hurry up warden I don't have all fucking day
ITT: Craziest fappings you've done in puberty
>have a hole in my matress hidden under my sheets
>decide to fuck it
>hit a spring with dick
>shit fucking hurt
>penis starts to bleed
>run to bathroom, screaming
>parents are awake wondering what happened
>knock on door a few times
>"EVERYTHINGS FINE MOM, NOTHING WRONG"
>wrap dick in tons of toilet paper
>"WHY DID YOU SCREAM?"
>uhhmm i had to pee really bad
>"ARE YOU SURE EVERYTHINGS FINE!?"
>yes, iam, mum
>"YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL ME IF SOMETHINGS WRONG"
>go away and let me fucking piss
>she goes away
>shorts filled with toilet paper
>basically my first period
>cry to sleep
nothing really bad happened after that, it just healed up and stuff, so yeah, dodged a bullet there.
pic unrelated
>>610381223
topkek
I never did anything stupid
>>610381223
I used to fuck my "sock em boppers" when i was 13.
>>610382158
doesn't seem too bad
Hi /b/. What's wrong with my foreskin? It kinda hurts.
>>610387031
Nigga that looks infected
>>610387031
for i can tell its cancer
source im a doctor
>>610387031
Have you had sex lately?
let's share some fucking advises.
as in tips for fucking.
>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer
>if she is a squirter, alternate very quick and deep thrusts (put pressure on that pelvis!) with very quickly pulling out. if you do it right, she'll squirt the moment you pull out. enjoy the show.
>if i feel i'm nearing the edge but wish to last longer, I start counting the fibonacci sequence... 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21...
or, just think about your mother
>>610368504
>if you haven't fucked in a long time, fap 2 hours beforehand, you'll last much longer
....or you'll end up with a limp dick
>>610369338
not if you haven't fucked in a long time.
also, you gotta know yourself, if you need a longer recovery time, just fap 3 or 4 hours beforehand
>>610369556
man this is thoughtful and progressive advice
I'm testing a Wr/te Stuff marker. I think it's better than a Sharpie.
>>610376422
Trap
>>610376422
moley moleyyy moleeeee
>>610376422
write <3 daniel
make my day :)
So who did it guys?
>>610369155
The darker one did it
Post link for game
>>610369155
racoon nig did it broken lace on his shoe
Shoelace
If someone tributes my chubby teen I will post the video of her sucking my dick.
>>610348410
Fatties are gross, faggot.
>>610348497
Who's a faggot?