Hey /b/
I am currently 2,200 km away from my pregnant wife, trying to make a living for both us. She is new in the place she is now, knows no language and has no friends. I feel like shit that i cant get enough money back home. I am now posting this from the office, where i am going to sleep. My boss found out and threatened to cut my salary if he found out. I disabled the cameras and am now rolling a joint. I have no idea how i am going to go through the weekend without being found out.
Any advice on how to live on the streets for a few days?
have some asian bitches
>>688871398
Asian wife?
>>688871398
In what general location are you, OP?
Do you have a car?
how does it feel knowing i could crush your head like a grape?
>>688873907
Why is there a Alien in your tummy?
>>688873907
just try it
Hello gentlemen
We are looking for illegal alien dubs, negro trips and Italian mafia quads in this thread
Show us your id singles and you should go peacefully
>>688870615
No dubs here señor
>>688870615
I'm a simple man with singles.
Muddafugga
ITT: We wait for >>688888888
will b mine
Hey look i have got it!
>>688865878
3 days later
Hey /b/ what's your favorite beer? Pic related
>>688864509
>limes
>seasoning
>in a beer
"""beer"""
>>688865735
Gotta have limes for a mexican beer tho
Corona
YLYL Thread Dank Edition
>>688861880
![tumblr_nyy606VCa71s4wjeko1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2PDG2ut.jpg "tumblr nyy606VCa71s4wjeko1 1280[1]")
Just made 30$ on my first day as a boi slut on chaturbate. I'm not a trap, not even shaved, I'm as masculine as it gets.
Ask me anything
>pic semi-rel
shameless self bump
Explain the process, I'm interested.
Are you muscular or average or what?
>>688857423
im quite average, just pretty hairy, nothing amazing about me tbh. Im 20 with a 6.5" cock and 68kg body weight.
>>688857423
I set up my account and configured all so ppl could tip me. Simply went on cam and sat there with something about me being a boy slut and just sat there with just my pants on until someone tipped me
s/fur
MORAL DILEMMA TIME, FAGGOTS
You, your baby, and your entire townspeople are being chased by this band of bad people who will kill you all if they find you. All of you decide to hide in this secret place and are silently waiting for the bad guys to move away. However you know that your baby WILL cough and the band will hear him. Then they will find you, your baby, and the townspeople and kill all of you. So you have two choices:
(a) Kill your baby and save yourself and the entire town
(b) Or let your baby cough and get yourself, your baby, and the entire town get killed.
what the fuck do you do, kill your kid or get murdered anyway?
bump faggots
Waiting to see other peoples' answers
I would let us all die. It's not like they'd be grateful for my sacrifice anyway.
High on lsd and stoned, post music suggestions i will rate them and comment
Sext ya dad by king knut
Cuckoo by Tipper
Slowtrain by lemon jelly
I could eat this girls ass out for hours. ITT girls you'd let use your face as a chair.
well time to roll
first roll baby
I got spare time.
>>688863872
they see me
We post sluts you're not sure if they're hot or not.
>>688857214
not
>>688857214
Hot
>>688857214
hot!
trap/sissy/cd thread
Hey /b/, wtf are theses ?
>>688858480
pebbles in a baggie. get a bigger rock and smash them while grunting.
grind the particulate up into a fine powder with a pestle and mortar, insert into a capsule and shove it up your ass.
post results
Another picture with arab writing I think
>>688858657
it's a LSD
