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>>688859959
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Hey
Psst
Want drugs? I got that gud shit, bro.
>>688860260
psychedelics?
Anyone got comics?
>>688860483
Anything you want, I got, boi. Got the gud shit from Colombia to Russia. I'm always supplied.
>>688860700
Yes
>>688860260
You aint got shit on 9ball coffee. I can feel the pulse of everything within 12meters of my location.
fat bat tats
>>688860757
Please dump
>>688860807
post nocturnal tiddies
>>688860700
>>688860700
>Anyone got comics?
Every time, every fuckin' time. Either I'm loosing my shit or this is becoming a meme.
Here, some damned comics.
https://drive.
google.com/open?id=0B32C0dU-sZYVaEw2QXFwLUJoNnM
>>688860760
He ain't got shit on me, he's a wannabe. With the capital W.
I love how many bats have been showing up in the past few months. I feel like I've partially contributed to so many others liking them.
>>688860757
>>688860992
wait, what?
>>688861805
im spooked right now
>>688861654
You got a favorite pic? This ones mine
>those hips
>that tummy
>those tits
>>688862133
You should be.
>>688861654
I'm not sure what the fuck is going on with the resolution and aspect ration on this, but it's definitely not right, and it's bothering. Here's a better version for anyone interested.
>>688862133
Well, you know the saying: imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
>>688862269
Hm. I don't really know. I really like the one you posted.
>>688862359
*ratio
god fucking damn it
>>688862359
*bothering me
I'm killing myself now. And I'm almost fucked that up too.
It's hard being a grammar Nazi when you fuck everything up.
>>688862399
>>688862516
He, I read it like it was correct. Very odd
>>688862679
I'm sorry I'm such a failure at everything. I can't even type correctly for fucks sake, and nearly fucked up trying to correct me second correction. God damn it I hate myself so much.
>>688862835
*my
I'm going to stop now. My propensity to make mistakes is truly a marvel.
>>688862835
Hey, at least your not misspelling words for the sake of ignorant convenience.
>>688862962
Actually, me is the equivalent of my in England, I believe.
Let's just pretend none of this ever happened.
>>688863157
Yeah, it just means I'm fucking retarded.
So many sticky keyboards out there... fagggggots
You know, this is the most perfect example of who I am that could possibly exist. It precisely depicts just what my life is. My ability to fuck up every little thing like that is absolutely incredible, and it's why I should kill myself.
Upon further inspection of this beautiful catastrophe, I also seemed to have missed one. I'm actually going to cut myself now.
>>688864586
I really, really want to kill myself now, and I truly mean that. It shows just how much of a fucking failure I am at everything, and made me go from feeling rather good to extremely depressed in a matter of minutes. It's absolutely astounding how a specimen like myself could even exist. Truly incredible.
>>688864851
I don't know what to say.
>>688865043
Words of encouragement towards my suicide preferably.
>>688864851
>from Dash to Alex in 60 seconds.
>>688865208
>implying I was ever any different from Alex
>>688865284
U not Muslim.
Or we don't know something?
>>688865425
>This artist can make good art, but makes hyperfreaky single fetish BS that ruins their style
God I hate 80% of the fandom's top artists.
>>688864851
>Truly incredible.
Stop admiring yourself.
>>688865558
No, I'm not Muslim, thank fuck. I'm not stupid, just a failure at quite literally everything, which is arguably even worse.
>>688865576
Most furry art is shit anyway.
>>688865754
Have you ever seen someone with the ability to fuck up things like I do? I'm entirely convinced that there doesn't exist a being with that level of skill greater than I.
>>688865781
You haven't failed in killed yourself. yet.
Time to rectify this though. Don't you think?
>>688865923
Yes, there was a virus that impregnated himself and died in the process.
>>688866278
>You haven't failed in killed yourself. yet.
Wrong again. I attempted suicide last year by cutting from elbow to wrist on both arms, and failed because the knife I was using wasn't sharp enough. I'm not joking. I literally failed at killing myself.
I should go to bed before I get sucked in.
>>688866600
I don't have any. It was a shitty knife, and barely cut. The scars have mostly healed except for one little area near my right wrist.
>>688866812
Oh, and upon further inspection, 2 more on my left. I tried cutting 5 times on each arm. Admittedly I didn't cut deep, but I wanted to see just how close to suicide I could get. It was more of a practice attempt really.
>>688867059
Not gonna say when but, .44 mag. Hang fired and when I moved it it removed a signed book on my shelf. This was before catscratch, and I got a very real drive to succeed at life out of spite.
>>688867059
>I didn't cut deep
You know it's deep enough only when you hit the bone.
That's my general rule of putting objects into a body.
Now you know your mistakes. You pretty knowledgeable by now. Do it right.
>>688867240
I actually want to use a .44 to kill myself as part of my rather well thought out plan. I want to use something that can guarantee a quick death. No "lol 9mm" shit.
Welp
>>688867541
Exit bags are way better, appearently.
also /k/ rules of "don't become an anti-gun stat" bla bla bla you get what I'm saying.
>>688867658
sorry man. this is now emo fur thread. Have a good one.
>>688867531
I don't want to die by cutting. I want to guarantee suicide, and I'm absolutely certain that I would fuck up if I try to cut my arms to bone. I would survive somehow, and end up with nasty scars, which is why I'm doing this. >>688867541
>>688867541
Fagget bullshit.
You can kill yourself with a tea spoon if you really want it.
Better, you can kill yourself even with your bare hands.
>>688867658
I want to do this too, but I want to see how this plays out without my interference. I don't know what to do anymore.
a lot of horny big tits girls there 4changirls.jimdo.com
>>688864008
>no pusspuss
0/10
>>688867856
Nah, I want it to be messy. You know me, I like gore.
>>688867878
You really seem to underestimate just how good at fucking up everything that I am. There are train tracks near my house, considering that as well.
>>688867658
welcome to the daytime threads.
>>688868038
Not like it would've made a difference if I posted this one first.
>>688867856
>>688867918
I gotta sleep anyway, I'll catch you guys later.
>>688867857
Later Dash
>>688868085
Yeah, yeah, you fuck up in life, you fuck up in death. = you are immortal.
Welcome to hell. Eternal hell. Just for you. Enjoy.
>>688868234
Later.
>>688867918
I want to argue that DASH should live, but he/she is a stubborn person.
>>688868308
>Giving the attention whore attention.
Fucking idiot.
>>688867857
Hm, I would have expected train to be higher. Granted its still 5, but thats a huge train going to smash you to bits.
>>688868308
I'm not enjoying this. And quite honestly, I could see myself living a very long life full of agony. What you said rings very true to me.
>>688868433
Damn right I am. I will kill myself, I just don't know when. I can almost see it as being a really fucking stupid accident, too.
>>688868452
Exactly.
>>688868442
You never played with the puppy before I guess?
You had a sad life bro.
>>688868648
Then why trying to kill yourself, just enjoy the suffering.
I know this might be the wrong place, but does anyone have the picture of the herm shark girl laying in a bus seat carving into the seat in front of them?
>>688868442
I'm not an attention whore. I may bring something up if it's already apart of the conversation, but I don't avidly seek attention. I don't care about it. I was just joking about cutting myself, then shit got real. I'm dead serious about killing myself, pun not intended. I'll even walk you through my whole plan if you wish to hear it.
>>688868777
>just enjoy the suffering
No, thanks. I'm not really into masochism, surprisingly.
>>688869043
You have no choice.
Has anyone asked Trump if he will make this shit illegal? We need a vote on whether or not Furries should be hung like pedophiles
Like seriously you people are what niggas are to black people but for whites
>>688869155
I'm going to find a way. I'm one stubborn motherfucker, I will make Death love me.
>>688869156
He hasn't delivered the wall yet.
When he does, gays go next, then this shit.
Small moves, Captain, small moves.
>>688859476
why is this pic 2 in EVERY s/fur thread...?
>>688869864
Because you touch yourself at night.
Stronk!
>>688869342
>Implying you suddenly stop failing...
Your stubbornness didn't bring any fruit so far why now?
>>688869982
Shit!
>>688869864
Faggots feel the need to announce their presence like anybody gives a fuck.
>>688869982
Hello, my draconic goddess. How art thou?
>>688870034
Because a 97% chance of death is pretty fucking high. I'd rather wait until I can guarantee it with the highest success rate suicide I can than try something stupid. There's a reason I've thought this out rather than doing something on a whim. Careful planning increases the likelihood of death.
>>688869864
not every thread.
>>688869936
One day I will figure out how to transfer my secret of turning depression into rip and tear levels of fucks-not-given rage.
does anyone have more of this artist?
>>688870324
Dont do it! Please! Don't forsake your draconic goddess!
>>688870324
>Careful planning increases the likelihood of death.
Not in your case. fail is in your blood. you can't multiply by zero and get something.
>>688870509
Good luck with that.
>>688870562
Don't worry, I still have a little while to go. I can still worship you for the time being.
>>688870509
>One day I will figure out how to transfer my secret of turning depression into rip and tear levels of fucks-not-given rage
I too want to do this.
>>688870151
this. snakefag is worse tho since he doesn't post any content.
>>688870843
And I was just about to leave.
>>688870758
But... I'd miss your worship and stronk posting!
>>688870735
While that is true, I'm still going to try. See this webm of Bud Dwyer >>688862962
The 3% of people that failed either had the orientation wrong (too far up, likely just shooting through their nasal cavity rather than brain stem) or used a small caliber like lol9mm, possibly both. A high caliber handgun like a .44 is probably enough to kill me. If I manage to fuck up even that then I truly deserve to suffer. I've given this way more thought than you probably realize.
>>688871232
I'm sure their would be others.
>>688860760
Sweet & Low?
Gross.
688870823
Ragesex is best sex. All of that bound up hate becoming fuel and energy for hot steamy love.
>>688870758
Tell death to get some. repeatedly. When it comes for you, weak and dying, break his jawbone and skull-fuck him until his spine detonates or his skull explodes.
>>688871321
Temmy?
>>688871445
No thanks, that means I wouldn't be able to die. It's the opposite of what I'm wishing for.
>>688871679
I don't want you to die!
>>688871937
*glomp* AMAZON WANTS SNU SNU NOW! AMAZON HORNY AS FUCK!
>>688871935
While you wouldn't be the first (or perhaps not), my decision is final. I've given this a lot of thought, and I simply don't want to live for any reason.
Are there any editfags here?
>>688872109
Fuck off
>>688872109
You have my email if you want to set something up.
>>688872114
Edgy, man. Real edgy.
If you try I will stop you.
>>688872400
Why? Do you want me to keep suffering?
>>688872490
You're not even mature yet.
Your brain will stop being shitty goop in a few more years and things get better.
>>688872490
I want you to get the help you need!
>>688872704
>>688872759
Shut the fuck up and let the cunt kill himself. He won't be missed.
>Can't tell he's just an attention whore and won't ever do it.
Fucking newfags.
>>688872704
That's what I keep telling myself.
>>688872759
No, I don't need help. I don't deserve to live. Look at the earlier part of the thread and you'll see why this topic was brought up.
>>688872944
Again, I will walk you through 100% of my plan if you want to hear it. I've never told anyone, yet have planned it out for years now. The only reason I'm saying it now is because the first step is nearing completion.
