femanons, how does it feel knowing that sex/love is literally around the corner for you?
With minimal effort you can get laid or into a relationship but for us guys we have to work our balls off to earn your approval.
Tell me what it's like knowing pic related doesn't exist
>>571490592
I got laid friday. I have a girlfriend and i'm in love with her.
you're either stupid or a troll, or a landwhale.
>sage goes in all fields
>>571490592
>/b/
>real girls
>>571490592
Your hand loves you OP.
Actually it doesn't. If your hand could it would leave to jerk a real alpha male's 8 inch power cock.
Show me how you do /b/
Anymore pics?
404 soon unfortunately
82 decides
>>571475257
lemme see ur tits
i have to tell you something bout me.
Something your not allowed to tell anyone.
tits tits tits!
Moar like this
>>571476452
Bump
I don;t get it? Whats this about?
>>571476452
BLACK-COCKAHOLICS ANONYMOUS
>my name is Anon, and I'm a black-cockaholic.
I love black cock
>>571465836
I know there are others out there. It's okay to admit it. It takes strength to admit you are an addict.
>>571465969
That took bravery. Well done anon. Feel free to post your story or just post cocks and fap. No pressure
Do you think dad's fap when they find pictures of their daughter on the internet?
>>571460073
yes?
next.
>>571460073
Who do you think puts pictures of their daughters there in the first place?
>>571460073
Ive fapped to your mom a few times
Lets have a straight porn thread /b/. However there must be no gay porn, child porn or furrie porn. That shit is disgusting
>>571469832
>>571470084
Fucks sake
>>571470194
>>571470084
You had to see that coming
Does /b/ want to see this slut stuff her own ass with a dildo?
Did I mention how phat of an ass this cum dumpster has?
shoe on head or stop posting
That is a fucking fat ass!
Alright i couldnt find the science forum on 4chan
What if the sun emitted cold? Like a coldfusion sun.
This here is a COLD FUSION SUN.
>> 1: Core of ice mixed with hydrogen.
>> 2: Protons in the hydrogen/ice mix will start flowing around very VERY fast. Produces enormous heat.
>> 3: The ice from the mix I called before starts to get very compact by all of the heat around it (step 2)
>> 4: It get's so hot, the ice will start exploding/emitting from the 'outer layer'. Thus it will emit cold, hundred of thousands kilometres away, making planets around it freeze.
This is real COLD FUSION SUN.
>My Gay friend
>You
>Equally gay
>>571460342
>produces enormous heat, emits cold
No
Brisbane/Toowomba/QLD nude thread.
Bumping what I got; willing to exchange via email if ya'll want
I HAVE FOUND THE MASTER THREAD. A master thread, in case you don't know, is a thread containing all threads ever posted in a singular thread. Every single post, in the order they were posted disregarding the threads they were posted in... a solid line of all posts ever posted on /b/.
Can you imagine it? Why would such a thread exist? Well... it doesn't exist on the surface; you can't access it. Hell, it's off limits even to the mods. So who *does* have access to it? As of some unknown time in the past, nobody. Even moot himself could not access it... but can you imagine if we, the common anons, could access it?
Can you grasp the potential? The light that it'd shed on our history, our way of life, our struggles and our triumphs? It's the holy grail of /b/tards... and it's one click away.
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/
"Yo nigga, 403 forbidden"
>I know
This is why I; no... /b/ needs you. To figure out a way to access the master thread. Any ideas?
This interests me.
FAGGGGGGGGGOT
i love shrek
>>571467331
Bump
Do it faggot!
>>571460307
Killing Addiction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnYaGMXZUx8
Kankerlijers ik ben net uit wat is er...
>WAT IS ER???
>>571457036
wat wat
>>571457036
Wat.
>>571457296
>Kankerlijers ik ben net uit wat is er...
>>WAT IS ER???
wat moet je kom dan kben net uit dus heb alle tijd fok dat kanker kut kanker huiswerkkk taz
Ass
>>571448103
>>571448103
Does anyone have the hole sett with her?
I feel like shit for something I did... I can't say what it is because it's illegal (but I didn't hurt anyone directly or physically), and I'm probably going to prison if I get caught... not sure how long but if they go for the maximum of each component of what I did individually, it's life and my family will drown in debts.
My family is already poor, barely able to keep a shitty apartment... I don't want to hurt them by dropping my shit on them, killing myself wouldn't solve anything either because if the cops already know then it'd only get my family in bigger shit...
I know this isn't the best place for advice but I honestly don't know where else to turn. I'd ask friends but they don't know about anything, I don't want to risk dragging them into it. I also don't want to go to prison, I wouldn't make it... I have no muscles whatsoever and I can barely lift a milk carton... if a big gay rapist killer tried to rape me, I'd have no defense...
I also can't stop the crime... I could stop committing the crimes if I tried really really hard and got some rehab therapy shit... but it would destroy me financially and it'd all get public, everyone would hate me forever and the cops would have evidence if they don't already...
Every time I hear sirens, my heart beats really fast and I feel sick... and I live a couple blocks from a police station...
>>571450834
you don't have to feel bad for leaking the jlaw nudes man
>>571451056
I didn't do that... it's something a lot worse but it's not celebrities and it wouldn't count as serious obscenity diss or whatever the legal term is... the only people I've hurt were already hurt worse than any hurt I could cause and there's literally no difference unless maybe a few crime rates somewhere, I don't know...
I mean I guess the big part of it would legally be a scam of some sort even though it wasn't like that and I technically haven't make any profit other than what's necessary to keep at it and keep my quality of life
