>>571411435
Someone tell me how to make Webm from cellphone.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE OP, WHAT KIND OF PHONE?
>>571411924
I'm done. I'm leaving. This is too much.
S4 Sprint.
There are like 3 fucking threath and I'm in my phone. Fuck it, to avoid confusion.
>>571404648
Bumpy bump?
>>571405554
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAT IS THAT FUCKING PURPLE SHIT OMG OP DO SOEMTHING ABOUT THIS
Hey guys here from the other treath. Here is kind of a hard on, hard to get harder, it hurts. Watch do you think
>>571402932
masturbate and record it
webm it or something
>>571402932
Dude. It is too late now, the meat has fallen off the ribs
Please tell me anyone screen caped the last one,
Dumping my favorite Sonic fanfic
Oh god no everyone run it's a scat comic
>>571380434
shiieettt
>>571380545
Lies
/b/ What is this shit on my dick
>>571394708
Timestamp is required
Oh god guys should we tell him?
Dabs. Scrape that shit off and smoke it. You'll get high as balls
guys, help a /b/ro out
>be at a party
>see a hot chick, easily 9/10
>approach her for small talk
>she starts flirting
>be like "it's a bit crowded, wanna go out?"
>we go outside to sit on the porch
>she asks what I think of her tattoo
>a pentagram on her shoulder
>"not really into the occult but looks cool"
>smiles and is like "I'm cold", obviously wants to make out
>wrap my arms around her
>slowly move down toward her ass
>"what are you doing"
>think of something to say
>"I think I dropped something"
>"dropped what?"
>"my ring"
>
>"you're married"
>"NO! it's just a ring"
>she gets up, doesn't believe me
>"ok ok but we're separated, divorce soon"
>she sits back down like "meh"
>end up bringing her to my place
>have some wild sex
[cont.]
>>571389485
>next morning
>"did you use a condom?"
>tfw not sure
>"I... I think so?"
>fastforward 3 months
>we went out a dozen or so times
>one morning, really early, she calls me
>"I'm pregnant"
>ohshit.jpg
>be like "ok, ok..."
>she hangs up suddenly
>how did I fuck up?!
>hours pass
>midnight, can't sleep
>phone rings
>it's her
>"I'm not pregnant"
>
>spontaneous abortion?
>"I had a miscarriage, that's why I hung up"
>I don't have the training for this
>"ok calm down, did you see a doctor?"
>she didn't
>claims it's ok and there's nothing wrong
>I know she's hiding something
[cont.]
>>571389832
Wow what a butthole
>I ask her if she's sure
>immediately know I fucked up asking that
>"A DEAD BABY LEFT MY PUSSY IN PUBLIC"
>"MY ASS EXPLODED FROM THE PAIN"
>"I SHAT MY PANTS AND SCREAMED"
>"IN A BUS FULL OF PEOPLE"
>
>"ok ok ok I'm sorry it was a stupid question"
>she's like "it's ok I'm just kinda emotional"
>"I know"
>we talk about stuff, she calms down
>morning, didn't sleep at all
>have to go to work
>feel tired and worried
>call in sick
>then call a friend who's a nurse
>"my gf had a miscarriage"
>"GET HER TO A DOCTOR NOW"
>"she doesn't want to"
>"[insert some medical explanation why]"
>"OK OK OK I'LL TAKE HER TO SEE ONE"
[cont.]
>>571390196
yes, here's another
Does anyone have anymore like this? Please help a /b/ro out
Do you mean traps?
>>571372603
Yes but cartoon traps
hey /b/
here's the thing. I was born profoundly deaf, but I got a cochlear implant at 18 months. I have hearing parents, and I've been mainstreamed (in hearing schools) for my entire life.
Every so often, I meet someone who seems to not realize I have hearing loss and when I tell them I'm deaf, they always go "oh wow! I never would've known!". But I know some people who said they knew it the moment I opened my mouth.
So, I'm curious. How deaf is my accent? Give me something to record and I'll upload it to Vocaroo and share it with you guys.
To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous niggers, or to take up arms against a sea of niggers, and, by opposing, end them. To die. To sleep nigger.
"Did you hear that? I sure didn't, I'm fucking deaf"
" The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog"
This will let us hear a lot of letter
Post all pics and gifs of the Fappening part 3 before its to late!
bumping for relevance to my interest
This is Jlaw
I'm going to dump nudes here. Drop a like and a comment on my debut track here to display gratitude:
https://soundcloud.com/ourundergroundfirm/crisis-feat-chris-haxa
So /b/ Apperantly There's 35-50 serial killers active at anytime .
Bunch of fucking psychopaths on here & who can forget the freezer incident .
So /b/ Are you one of the 35-50 serial killers active ?
no... why are you asking?
Can I eat you?
Or we can start a bloody civil war in a third world shithole via moralfaggotry if I'm not hungry
>>571372595
bump in hope for weird ass threads like OP has
Last thread hit image limit.
Not original OP but post pics you definitely shouldn't be sharing.
Old thread
>>571336361
im back from the other thread with more of my whore!!
>>571360475
Come on /b/
>>571360495
Thanks /b/ro
old loli tread
>>571366317
>>571373543
hai!
/b/ I'm trying to build up a collection (gifs/ect) of chicks sucking/milking their own tits. will dump/echange what I have in gifs for fresh meat
nice
fuck it i wanna get this rollin
So this girl I fucked two weeks ago won't stop texting me like every two hours.I came all over her bed and the stains were still there. I'm done here, Go /b/
>>571365686
"You down for another fuck?"
>>571365786
roll
>>571365786
Rollin
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