Alfie Allen here!
Ask me anything
>>571288659
shoe on head
pork sausage
>>571288659
can i bang your sister?
Creep Thread - Last one 404'd.
ITT: girls on Facebook you want to fuck (one on the left)
>>571276353
more pics please
>>571276712
No more worth capping to
Diskutera.
Vad finns där att diskutera? Sverige är fullt med vidriga skräpfolk och det är ingenting som går att ändra på längre.
När aporna får barn och barnbarn så finns det så att säga ingenstans att utvisa dom till.
som sagt, finns inget att diskutera.
>>571271551
breivik was right
who's looking fuckable?
I am
looks like a she-male in a wig
>>571275683
bump for no chlo mo
Can we get a forced/unwilling/unwanted thread? On phone so I don't have anything Also sauce if you have it.
>>571276785
You have my attention
AE2CA83 for OP
dumb
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this is relevant to my interestestsetsetsetset
get the fuck out of here with your shitty plant cells
>>571279046
X
So uhh, I just helped my neighbors dog get back inside their house.
No one is home.
No one is outside .
Door is open.
They have a hot daughter that's out of state.
Should I add to my panty collection?
>>571271313
Yes, and deliver results
>>571271313
If this post ends in 7, OP takes a shit in the coffee maker
Get some bras too, good for fapping with
Hey, /b/. Trying to find a 1TB SSD to replace the shitty hybrid drive in my new laptop. Needs to be 2.5" Sata III. My budget is roughly $650 after tax. Any recommendations?
Currently crucial m500 is my top pick, but I want to make the right choice and I trust /b/ as stupid as that sounds.
>>571267593
lrn2Amazon
840 Evo
>>571268243
idiot
>>571268359
heard of it. is that still one of the fastest drives out there?
Lets each share a secret about ourselves and exchange them casually. Since you're Anon, no one will ever know.
[spoiler] I once went down to the Roller Rink in my town and took upskirt shots with my phone, claiming I tripped and fell while texting.
I like to catch my fart in my hand then quickly smell it
>>571257453
I am constantly trying to manipulate the emotions of a deity that I have convinced myself is real. Sometimes it isn't (just) the deity. Sometimes it is secret spies or something.
i have herpes
This is God. Ask anything.
Why does my post end in a 4?
Who's the biggest fag on Earth?
>>571250504
rekt
The fappening 3 wishlist.
Katy Perry
Taylor Swift
Maisie Williams
Emma Stone
MORE Avril Lavigne
Dakota Fanning
Emma Watson
>>571256109
Nude Tayne
Call me gay, but i'd suggest some male celebrities like
Justin Bieber
Brad Pitt
Christiano Ronaldo
etc.
Just to destroy the little girls dreams
>>571256109
The avril ones suck.
Teens (only legal)
My favorite.
Teens!!
#2
cont. from 571238684
macaroni better show up here
omg wow
>"teens"
really dude? keep it legal or im reporting this thread. ive never been up this late but i didn't think this was the kind of shit that went down. just keep /B/ clean of that crap. this is a first warning
I tried this thread a couple days ago and it got quite a few replies with some good stories and some great pics.
Does anyone has any personal experiences to share that include any of the following:
1.) Have you ever had sex with or fooled around with someone inappropriate?
- Like, a friend's girlfriend or friend's wife, a friend's mother, a mother-in-law or sister-in-law, a girlfriend's or wife's friend or relative?
2.) Have you ever blackmailed someone in to letting you fuck them or having them suck your dick?
- Specifically, have you ever caught someone cheating on their husband/boyfriend and then threatened to tell on them if she did not fuck you/suck your dick? It would seem to be especially hot if you were to have blackmailed your mother-in-law or a friend's mom in to fucking you or giving you a blowjob.
3.) Have you had a girl cheat with you because you have a big dick?
Greentext stories will be appreciated. And details about sexual encounters get extra points!
> Pic related: A picture of a MILF with cum on her face that gets posted on Facebook and then her son sees it and she realizes it and is asking for help removing it.
Fucked my gfs best friend while she was in the room next to us.
Not sure if I regret that or not. Some days I do some days I don't.
>>571250384
In an attempt to bump the thread and get some replies, here's a screencap of a greentext story that was posted in a previous thread about a guy who fucks his friend's girlfriend while in the same bed as his friend is passed out. I found it to be extremely arousing.
> Pic related: The screencap of the story I just described.
>>571250958
Please do elaborate on what happened! How exactly did it happen? Had you fooled around with her before? Have you fucked her since then? Is she attractive? What's her body like? Big tits? Fat ass? Tight pussy? Does your girlfriend suspect anything between you two?
