bump, love these threads

do strippers/porn stars count? otherwise, nope. ONE DAY I'LL SEE MOOT'S BUTTHOLE THO :D

>>673472331
No. There's no such thing as real life

>>673472609
porn stars can count i suppose

>>673472609
if I was moot this would scare the fucking shit out of me

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somebody once posted a pretty believable story about hayley williams

I helped out with the lighting on 'Horns' so I got to see Juno Temple shooting part of her sex scene.

>>673473064
How did it go?

I left an orgy just as Alyssa Kiss arrived with her boyfriend. Neither of us were naked though.

>>673473150
how much of juno did you see?

>>673473223
some guy met her on the beach, right when paramore was starting to get noticed. She took him back to her hotel room and they fucked

>>673473223
i guess not that good

>>673473379
Got to see her ass from a distance. Wanted to see her tits but she covered up pretty quickly with a robe. The set was creepy quiet so I got to hear her moaning. Pretty hot..

I've seen Britney Spears naked and Amanda Bynes

nice! too bad no look at her pussy

>>673472902

that's because you don't know how hungry his butthole is

inb4 "Ghost of USC" copypasta

>>673474021
details?

>>673472331
I saw Emilie Autumn and her bloody crumpets naked in their bus before the show.

Miley Cyrus came up to me and a few friends in NYC and asked if we had Coke. Also had a 30 min conversation with busta rhymes. That's all

>>673474516
These were both in clubs btw

>>673474427
story bro! how'd emilie look naked? bush?

>>673474375
I've seen Britney a few times back stage at her show here in Vegas and Amanda once at MGM as she was changing and asking for free shit. Nothing special

>>673474758
how'd they look naked? what did you get to see?

>>673472331

Never seen a celebrity naked. Seen several and have led a pretty interesting life. I don't believe anyone here.

i smoked crack with yolandi visser

>>673475050
i believe it

>>673474942
Britney has a nice body. I've seen her all naked. And Amanda has wierd small tits. Didn't get to see her pussy. Just saw her in her thong.

I saw Ernest Borgnine drop his towel in the sauna once.

>>673475322
was brit casual with nudity? how were her tits looking?

>>673474681

>walking to entrance with two friends
>look up at bus on the side of the road
>Windows tinted, but light was on inside bus
>see Emilie and her crumpets taking off clothes
>from point of view, could only see stomach and up
>still saw their tits in all their glory
>Veronica was easily the hottest of them all

anybody see Mae whitman naked in this play she's doing?

i think I've seen a post about juno temple in everyone of these posts. Either /b/ is obsessed with her or it's very easy to see her naked

>>673475657
Yea she was. Few different people help her get dressed during her shows so she's just normal about it. Tits looks nice.

>>673476385
no but i saw harriet tubman naked in my dream

>>673476939
pussy shaved?

>>673477254
Yea shaved. Once she had a small landing strip.

>>673472331
I used to work at a really fancy dog boarding place, celebrities were very regular. I walked in on Denise Richards in the front office bathroom, I was going in to clean it with a vacuum and she didn't lock the door. I walked in and saw her standing up slightly bent over, and wiping her pussy from behind, front to back.

I said "Oh god, I'm so sorry" and shut the door. She came out a couple minutes later, she looked at me, I was in full panic mode worried she'd tell my boss. She just softly said "It's all right." And that was the end of it.

Of course I went back and told all my coworkers who accused me of being full of shit.

>>673477598
damn. I am enviousof you sir. how do you get in these situations?

>>673477659
shaven puss?

>>673477909
Sound tech. I try and get my peeks in when I can

>>673478302
who have you tried to peek?

>>673473150
temple grandin is pretty sexy

>>673478474
Right now I'm waiting on j.lo and get the timing right.

i saw a story where anon saw amber heard's hairy bush at a nude beach. I wonder if anyone else has had a similar experience

>>673479280
i saw harriet tubmans bush at a nude beach in my dream

>>673479144
dang bro, if that works you gotta share the details! i would love to see Jlo's fat ass

>>673472331
i look at celebs while naked all the time

anybody else got a story?

Apparently people who work in high end clothing stores see them necked all the time.

>>673480347
figures. you hear about anyone in particular?

>>673480485
harriet tubman.....in my dream

sound tech anon, any past peeking attempts? does not have to be successful

>>673480614
did you fucker her tho anon?

>>673481021
all the time but i never finish because i wake up startled from the dream

>>673480485
Off the top of my head, no. I think it was more a general discussion on reddit.

posted this story a couple of times..
tl:dr
I fingered and made out with Michelle Trachtenbergg while she humped my leg in a bar in Denver about 3 years ago

>>673481497
Go on

miley strikes me as one of those people who doesn't give a shit who publicaly sees her naked

>>673481497
you get her to cum?

>>673472331
OK, I'm fucking old.

But I flew on a plane next to Wendy O. Williams. She was wearing a shirt made out of transparent plastic. Titties out everywhere.

>>673472331
does the sister of a c-list celeb count?

>>673481422
well if you can point me in the direction of that discussion i'd be most appreciative

>>673481808
not really but who was the celeb?

>>673481948
harriet tubman

>>673477659
Denise Richards wipes her pussy back to front. Figures. Gets all the asshole up into her pussy.

I told you guys once and you said it was bullshit. I've seen Selena Gomez naked in a handful of ocassions.

>>673482382
go on, i'm willing to believe

>>673481581
>be me drunk in bar about to leave
>see hot girl in tight black dress and chubby mexican girl walk in the entrance
>offer to buy them drinks bc its my b day and they looked bored
>me and hot girl drink a bunch
>i lean over and kiss her
>she kisses back
>we drink more then move to back of bar
>i tell her that i recognize her but dont know from where
>she tells me the name she gave isnt real and her name is Michelle
>imediatly ask if she is MT
>she blushes and says yes but dont tell anyone else
>start makingout
>she is dry humping my leg
>i am fingering her with my thumb as my hands are on her thighs

>>673482512
and then?

>>673472331

why did she even agree to do that scene? wasnt she already one of the elite that year?

>>673482489
>Be me 2 or 3 years ago.
>Studying at a film school in LA.
>Uncle is a camera man for a company.
>He gets me an internship.
>Company films many things, mainly commercials for mid-size companies but the real money is in shooting for big companies.
>I get to move cables from one place to another, not really doing my thing, short films and animation.
>Uncle says they're shooting a commercial with a teenager from Disney.
>I don't watch Disney, don't really care.

>>673483029
dunno, rumor is that she went full frontal (at most) in a scene that was cut from the film and later destroyed

>>673483111
keep going!

>>673482927
then she was so drunk her fat friend and a bunch of other bitches showed up and cock blocked me

>>673483111
Trips of truth btw.
>Uncle insists that I should be there and he's right.
>Though I didn't watch Disney Channel I knew Selena Gomez.
>She's short, no make up, didn't recognize her.
>People get crazy when she arrives.
>She's shooting a perfume commercial in a pool.
>Girls from the staff follow her, she's just wrapped in a towel.
>Several bikinis are tried on.
>She gets naked repeatedly, everyone professionally don't attempt to look.
>I'm not a professional.

>>673483606
aw that blows!

>>673483606
My sincerest sympathies, anon. Well done, though! You're on my list of heroes now.

>>673483771
how'd she look naked? was she just changing out in the open?

>>673483868
>>673483893
yup
wish i had a better story but thats what happened

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>>673483771
>I'm just the cable boy, but I totally saw those tits.
>Nipples look tasty.
>Uncle says I should not look or they could get me out. He's serious about it.
>Several shots are taken.
>Selena got the flu before her arrival.
>She doesn't feel well, shooting lasted only 15-20 minutes, kind of a spoiled brat tbh.
>Second day is needed.
>Bikinis, rinse and repeat.
>tfw when I see her naked body again.
>Perfume commercial is finished, everything is done in post production so the scene is quite simple.
This is the commercial btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>673484254
how'd that pussy feel?

>>673484433
bush, patch, or fully shaven? nice pussy?

>>673483606
Jesus Christ, if that is true. You lucky bastard.

I fucked Amber Smith (Model and actress and on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab) once in exchange for buying her drugs. Her body was still killer then.

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I fucked Kimberly nixon when she was a chubby teen.

>>673485028
pic related?

>>673484456
...I too would be curious in knowing this. For reasons.

>>673484595
patch

>>673485240
Yep

>>673484456
>>673484663
she was dripping wet and completely shaved
she was kissing me like a freshman at prom though! sucking my tongue and gettin all kinds of sloppy with it
she told me she wanted to go back to my hotel with me but her friends were fucking assholes

>>673472331
saw steve Irwin's cock

>>673485801
thats amazing. dark nipples?

>>673484433
you got me anon. how i wish it were true though

I was in San Antonio. Im at the gym. Im in the locker room after my shower, tying my shoes. Guy comes up the the locker next to me, and opens the door. A foot away from my face, dropped his towel. I look over and there's a crank right in my face...Larry Brown.

>>673482512
MT?

Does seeing Bree Olson at a strip club count?

Nina Hartley. On set.

>>673487122
gross

>>673485028
>Kimberly nixon
the rape chick?

>>673487358
Welsh actress

>>673487625
any other pics?

>>673487786
Yeah but I should probably not post them...

>>673488105
c'mon, she'll never know

>>673488105
post em!

>>673488348
As if.

Didn't see her naked, but met Emma Watson at a club and we danced. She was grinding her ass on me.

>>673488584
good for you anon

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I had sex with pic related.

Was in the states for my brother's wedding, and just happened to be at the same nightclub as her. We got to talking and she loved my Aussie accent; all I remember is getting blitzed off my head because she was buying Jägerbombs en masse.

Woke up the next morning in bed with her at this ridiculously nice place she lived in, and made her breakfast.

>Would have actually had an ongoing relationship with her if she wasn't a porn star
>She had a 10/10 personality and into vidya

Just posted this story in the wrong thread, sigh.

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>>673488348
Best I can do

>>673472331
bobscratch goldfarb once had ghey sex with me in a restroom at lakewood amphi theatre

>>673489000
trips have spoken. post moar

>>673489000
nice tits

>>673488780
who is she

>>673488584
I believe it. She seems like that kind of girl. After all, she did do that movie about robbing Paris Hilton's stuff. She embraced that role of kind of slutty teen. Has anybody else noticed she's bit of an airhead?

>>673488780
she has great energy on video
where did you cum

>>673489214
I really can't, it's not like she's some random chick

>>673484872
it must suck to be a "used to be">>673485028
hot gril.

>>673489700
dubs again. post you fag.

>>673489551
kalina ryu

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>>673489551
Her alias is Kalina Ryu/something Ocean, her real name is obviously different.

She's a recent pornstar for sites like Bangbros and shit.

>Asked her what it's like being a porn star
>Mfw she said it's great, except when she has to fuck blacks

Made me laugh. She has decent banter.

>>673489618
Didn't seem like it, but I was drunk, so who knows. Don't know what could have happened either. My friend I was there with got drunk enough to get kicked out.

>>673481497
bullshit you did

>>673486993
Michelle Trachtenberg

>>673490054
read thread nigger

I saw Steffi Graf on a nude beach, about 1999 - still young and had a smokin' bod. Face busted, though.

>>673472331
Share your own stories first or fuck off you fucking faggot. Why is cancer everywhere.

>>673490418
fully nude?

>>673490586
Share your stories, since you want to bitch about people not sharing.

I saw Emilio Estevez's penis when I was 10.

>>673473587
believable

>>673490960
when they guy told it there were more details, but I can't remember them

>>673490659
Fully fucking nude. I wouldn't have even noticed her, actually, but Andre Agassi was with her. His huge, bald head stood out. I did a double take, and sure enough it was him. And there's Steffi walking right next to him. Whoa...

It was Black's Beach in San Diego. There was a pro tennis tournament in town at the time.

>>673491455
it was the 90's so I'm guessing full bush lol

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this is a slightly shooped picture of a d lister fucking a chubby g lister. guess who!

>>673491645
I didn't get a good look at her pussy. Got a great view of her ass, and it was perfect.

It sucked - it was late in the day, and I had to hurry to make it somewhere on time. I really wanted to creep around and try to spy on her, but absolutely had to take off. Only got to gawk at Steffi naked for a few seconds.

>>673491677
what she famous for?

>>673491677
the fuck is up with those nips

>>673491909
that's too bad anon

>>673490954
Bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

>>673491677
>dat southpark shirt

>>673488584
Can give more details if people want.

>>673492363
why the hell not. how'd her ass feel?

>>673492363
go ahead

>>673492363
don't leave us hanging

>>673492492
Great. I tried so hard not to get a boner, and failed.

>around time Perks of Being a Wallflower was being filmed
>went to a club with a friend fairly early
>later in night notice hot chick at bar by herself
>decide to go up and try talking to her
>get up there and get really strange feeling I know her from somewhere
>ask her if she went to my high school, or something like that
>she says she didn't, and was in town for work
>at that point realize she looks a lot like Emma Watson, so jokingly ask if she gets confused for her ever
>makes a joke about the fact she does since she is her
>talk for a bit, made a bad joke about not making Harry Potter jokes at some point
>end up dancing with her grinding her ass against me
>giant boner, she had to have noticed
>friend comes up to me with a bouncer right behind him while we're dancing
>tells me we have to go cause he's getting kicked out
>never see Emma again

I was pissed at him for about 2 weeks, dumbass refused to believe me that I was dancing with Emma Watson when he got kicked out. Went to the same club a couple times after that with different friends hoping to meet her again, but obviously didn't.

>>673494031
That's retarded. At that moment, you tell your friend to fuck off, and keep grinding on Emma. You deserve your blue balls.

>>673494031
dang, that's too bad friend

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i wonder if emma still keeps her bush

>>673494031
u should kill him but before show him this comment

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>>673478558
yep

>>673494283
Was drunk at the time and wasn't getting enough blood to my head.

And
>implying anything would have actually happened with Emma

I fucked Pat Benetar back in 80 or 81.

Fucked Shailene Woodley in HS, pretty avg broad

>>673494605
god i wanna bury my face in her ass

>>673494759
>implying she's actually the nice girl she's made out to be in the movies
>implying she isn't a huge sloot

>>673494835
details dude!

>>673494885
for real. I would kill for that bitch to swallow my cum.

>>673486830
Nice try, Jim

>>673495010
I hope we get to see her bush on vinyl

>>673494835
how'd she look naked? what'd she do in the sack??

>>673494976
First year or so of HS she had some condition where she had to wear some body brace so she wasn't terribly popular...when she got it off she made a clear effort to be so. At a party over one summer i chatted her up and fed her shit about how great she looks now that her shit is fixed yada yada, she ate it up like a bowl of wheaties...after only maybe 20 mins of that found a side room and fucked. She was excited to be on top and gave pretty good effort.

Didn't turn out to be a huge deal cuz she kinda whored it up for the next year until graduation so lots of guys got a pull

>>673494929
And she probably has a guy who travels with her for that purpose. Highly doubt she does shit with randoms.

>>673495826
how'd she keep things downstairs? she do oral?

>>673474021
I've seen myself naked

>>673495927
why not? nobody is gonna believe you when you say you fucked emma watson anyways. so what'd be her loss?

>>673496314
Enough people start saying it, people might start believing it. Also, the risk of stalkers, etc.

>>673496209
She was clean shaven, kinda small tits but nice and perky, no complaints.

was heavily making out once we got to that room alone, prob for only a few mins til we got naked. No oral, quick and dirty spit lube technique...tapped her off when I had to cum and didn't nut on her or in her unfortunately

>>673475050
This doesn't even need confirmation. It just sounds too true.

>>673496947
she cum?

>>673497314
She was moaning and seemed to be enjoying herself

Should definitely have another one of these threads tomorrow

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>>673472331
I've been to public sauna with this guy. He is a finnish musician, Pelle Miljoona. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9aUk4V9Xk

WR, can't say her full name. She was in the scissorheands movie. I was in her circle with ALL benefits. Miss her

>>673482185
A+ reading skills

>>673499902
Lot of mystery on who THAT is....

I saw Steve Buscemi's nut sack.

>>673499902
Did she have a big brown beaver?

>>673499902
Did you Ryd 'er?

>>673500444

No...nah. wheeeeee

>>673499902

Did you win or na ?
Did you ride her ?

I caught a glimpse of Andre the Giant's gigantic, leathery scrote at a gym once a long time ago.

>>673500673
He had to have had a 2 foot cock man what a legend

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I've seen this guy naked on stage. Repeatedly.

Winona Ryder

>>673472331
I stuck my nose in taylor swift's sweet butthole, right before i fucked her unmercifully.

>>673472331
You got the ass pic?

Sarah Jessica Parker peed on me.

I've had a glimpse, just a fucking glimpse of scarlett Johnson from a keyhole. buttnaked.

>>673478558
Kek

>>673501098
and then......you woke up

>>673472609
You will have to go sneak into Google for it now.

>>673479280
Amanda heard would never have a hairy bush.

>>673472331

I have, can't share tho.

I saw Julia Louis Dryfus's jew bush once back inthe early 90s.

Looking like 90% bullshit on this thread. Better than avg, well done /b

>>673501683
where and how? full bush?

>>673501465

this is not a bestiality thread

>>673501903
Hahaha

Any have that picture of moot jerking off with the screenshot where he said "where did you get that picture?"

Buddy of mine fucked Andeson Cooper long before he came out. I saw a guy who was a teenage heartthrob in the 80's naked (gross).

I don't really roll in those circles I guess.

*every* celeb has the herp, that much I can tell you.

>>673489000
dude..... share the love fella

>>673501491
I don't believe you, but if you tell your story, maybe I will.

>>673496286
and who r u?

>>673501491

scarlett johnson? WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

>>673502368
I'm thinking about it. Don't want to get in shit

>>673503003
no names , nothing you can be attached to and you will be fine , there wont be anything to sweat over , there almost never is

>>673492363
do it!

>>673503361
Almost

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>>673503361
This is it

>>673503777
when you get a cam whore its no suprise when they get spread around , you being male arnt likely to have the same shit plus just kill off the data on any image and you sir are clean as a whisle

>>673502727
on my mobile so got autocorrected..

>>673502416
I was a luggage boy in Wynn Las Vegas.
One day the rumour mill was hot that she was inthe hotel or 2 days for the weekend.
I made a change in my shift with the guy who was allotted that floor, and then on finding the right opportunity I looked around, and when no one was there I peeked in through the keyhole, lucky as hell I saw her roaming around butt naked, of course no one believes me this happened. I've left that place long ago so I don't really care.

>>673504054

there ya go , nice one anon

always found her hot , you sir are a lucky fucker

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>>673477012
Like dis

>>673504378
She's hotter now she's famous ha. She liked it in the bum!

>>673504502
Well I say liked, we were young and didn't use lube and I got shit on my dick so it wasn't too classy.

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shes hot as fuck , id spend time on that

>>673494031
Kinda sucks the bouncer didn't jerk you off

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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>673494031
you were hammered and it wasn't emma watson. how do I know?

i'm emma watson.

>>673505251
well if you're emma watson hmu

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>>673505167
lmfao, i love this copypasta

>>673505167
well memed m8

>>673505251
fuck off skank i'm emma watson

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>>673505167
>deadinside.jpg
Dan, go to hell. It's all your fault.

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>>673505341
Just Google her, she got her tits out on tv once.

I'm a celebrity, and I have a mirror.

>>673506118
who r u?

>>673506118
name?

>>673484433
the bitch does has lupus though I'm sure is capable of being a brat.

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>>673506288
>Hershlag
>average

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I was at the beach in LA a few years ago, and Madeleine Albright took a dump behind one of the shower huts.

>>673506378
yeah, below average now that i think about it

>>673472331
Yes. Bella Thorne. Of course not to be believed.

>>673472609
>moot
>celebrity

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one time I saw trumps dick before I blew him

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>>673496286
fuck off amanda

Once fuck Oprah in the pussy.we let steman watch also Dr. Phil blew my infant son he was very susceptible to an uppercut.we laughed

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>>673507147

I fucked Christy Mack off camera.

>>673507240
OOO YEEAAA

YA FIRED
YA FIRED
YAAA FIREEDD

>>673505793
>that tears
poor girl, but so lucky Dan lol

>>673507224
Who is Amanda?

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>>673506288

Are you fucking demented? Natalie Portman is objectively one of the most naturally beautiful people in the fucking world.

>>673473911
Kinda picture movie sets always being creepy quiet so you don't interfere with the sound or whatever, no?

>>673506378
MEAT

>>673504054
Totally tweeting this.

>>673507581
ew id rather fuck a chubby crossdresser

I seen Debby Ryan, long story short, Worked in studio as IT GUY she was filming some TV show, I was also working part time at Abercrombie and Fitch as a floor sales/model (actual Title) fucking college deth that should give you an idea of how i look... anyway she seen me at the store, and she seen me in the main offices when doing IT work, fixing a system while she waited for interview, got chatting got on well, shes actually a nice person. a few days later, im called to go to a dressing room because the smart mirror wont boot (fancy ass reflective monitor screen so they can go on Facebook while they wait and look at themselves) get there was told I was requested, get into the studio building where the production team was pissed drunk, the smell of cheap beer was crazy this is like 3 in the day, get to room, turns out she requested me and only me to do the work, get in start doing the work, stand up to ask her about what she was doing when it crashed turned around and she just pushed herself on me and started kissing, she was drunk, started pulling off my clothes, i pulled off hers, big knock on the door, she jumps back, i get a good view, shouts one Min getting dressed and pushes me now with a rock hard cock flopping everywhere into the bathroom, looks at me and my cock bites her lip, slides her hand like a millisecond, touches the precum i was that hard, licks it off her finger and walks off, never came back i waited for an hour, seen her around for a while after, nothing was ever said between us again.... Shes has a good figure, bit chubby but in the right places, her tits a defiantly not D's maybe C with a bit extra in one, nipples arnt even, here left nipple had a bigger arieola, pussy was trimed, still havent told my now fiance what happened :P

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>>673508041
Hey, faggot. Learn to speak English. Wherever you want to type "seen", you usually need to say "saw".

Or ignore me and continue sounding like a fucking retard.

>>673508430
Who cares, reddit. It's just a hot pasta.