Sharpies time ,
-i got a new box of 12 sharpies
-rules are simple , dubs and trips get one more sharpies in
-game is over when theres no more sharpies left
An excuse to use my new script HOO Har
>>603394346
I can smell your ass from here
What was your first orgasm? Tell your story.
>>603385045
Such a great video, hnnng
climbing up a pole...unnnggghhhhh
>Be me
>Be 10
>It was Christmas of 1998
>Shiny new iMac w/ AOL subscription under the tree for me.
>Get it set up in my room
>NowYoureSurfinOnTheInternet.avi
>Look for porn
>Jerk it
>Make BIG CUMS all over my new keyboard.
I'm bored /b/
amazing body! lets see some more OP
Let's see that fanny OP
nom nom nom nom
How's it going today /b/?
>>603388703
Facebook friend you fap to. Cont. from >>603379914
Closest I have to nude
pictures you shouldn't be posting gf/ex/etc
oc
how do you tell the difference between a girl liking you because she feels attracted to you, liking you out of pity or just being friendly?
>>603385067
Sauce
Depends whether you're ugly or not
>>603385067
Depends if your an ugly fuck or not.
Moar loli hentai
>>603362981
I live for loli threads
good threat
"Black men are inherently superior to white men"
Agree?
>>603372374
yes of course... who doesn't know the big inventions changing the world from africa...
Nice bait negro.
>claims master race
> pulls race card all of the time
> plays the victim when they are actually completely useless to society and have no skills
> still plays the victim even though black people invented slavery and the first legal slaveowner was black in America
No thanks, you guys are undercover pussies
this happens to be my fetish
my sisters hamster looks mighty pretty today.
shall i cum upon it
>>603376580
Ofc
>>603376580
Go ahead, OP. Show me a cum glazed hamster.
Foot thread
>>603372916
>>603372972
Turned my toe into a pin cusion
K
Interesting decision.
>>603366461
timestamp
It's time
>>603373773
for?
Itt: post what you call a 10/10
a fraction
Would wife
Ok /B/, you are about to read my tale of woe.
>be 17
>meet chick at a party
>29 yo 8/10
>i was half drunk and thats when i get really charismatic
>she liked me but she just broke up and wasnt really in the mood for another guy
>be friends with her for 2 months
>wasnt really into her but i liked that she was much older got money, car etc
>so one day i do my shit and i end up fingerbanging her in a playground
>we get together, great relationship, a lot of crazy shit, drinking, driving around, i didnt pay for anything
>months later, she starts to get all jealous and calling me all the time on the phone
>same shit for 2 weeks
>i dont like that shit so i dump her
>she got rly angry but she didnt do nothing
> she finds me some days later and tells me that im a great guy and shes not mad at me
>ok girl..
>week later
>4 am
>im sleeping
>doorbell ringing furiously ( i lived alone btw)
>its her
>she gets in, sits on my bed and tells me she will stay here until i tell her why i dumped her
>i tell her to gtfo
>she doesnt
>i try to get her up and out by grabbing her hand
>she falls on the floor like a disobedient spoiled 10 yo
>"this is your last chance,you gtfo right now"
>"hit me i dont care"
>"bitch i will do worse things than hitting u"
>so i go into my room and grab my jumping rope
Want me to continue?
Yes please
>do sick crossrope technique till she gets jealous and leaves
>>603374147
>Want me to continue?
Either tell your fabricated bullshit or don't.
Fuck off.
