Anyone have any experience with homemade fleshlights?
If so does? dont's?
best one?
>>684436894
No I don't know the source of gif
>>684436894
Put a shit ton of lube in and your set m8
>>684436894
for the longest time I would use a plastic baggie with a bit of lotion or oil inside it and fuck it between either my bed and bedrame, or between two couch cushions
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pics, discuss things and have fun.
>>684435599
kagami claimed!!!
>bikini party???
Silently observing the massive faggotry this morning.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WOOOORLD
Hey guys
I am a Muslim who loves killing infidels.
Ask me anything.
are you sure that fly in your kitchen was an infidel?
>>684431096
Actually, I felt bad for killing him... but won't lose sleep over killing you.
>>684430979
What does bacon taste like?
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH
EVERY FUCKING THING YOU DO IS SOME RETARD PUSSY SHIT WHO THINKS HE'S FUCKING FUNNY
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>684435062
Don't chimp man.
You don't want to go to prison again.
know you miss your boyfriend though, but please refrain from being the nigger that you are.
>>684435062
bait so low quality that it doesn't deserve a picture
>>684435398
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M NOT EVEN BLACK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PENIS INSECURE LITTLE PRICK
non-porn webms
What really bothers me is how she broke the girls cute nose at the end. Will it ever look like before again?
Aside from that: I wish I had a girlfriend like the blondy
havent jerked off for a week now
TRY AND BREAK ME FAGGITS
You just lost
>>684435369
>>684435332
made me touch myself
but still holding
points for both of you anons
G/fur/ thread?
1/8
Cringe thread?
>What would you do /b/?
>>684429698
Push the bitch away, wipe my mouth and walk away. If she tried anything again I'd slap the shit outta her
>>684429698
>>684429805
this person has it
Let's get another loli bread going
FLAT EARTH
Looking for people who are actually informed on the subject to discuss it here.
What are the evidences for flat earth theory?
> What are the evidences for flat earth theory?
There is no evidence, only "theories"
>>684435501
No there is evidence for it. Whether or not that evidence has been correctly interpreted is another matter.
I have been as far north as Idaho Falls and as far south as Townsville-Magnetic Island, Australia.
If the polar projection of the flat earth theory were correct then either
>Idaho Falls would be a few inches east to west
from my experience it is ~3 miles
>Magnetic Island would be a few hundred miles across east to west
from my experience it is ~6 miles
how does your "theory" incorporate this data?
Genevieve Hannelius.
Yes please
>>684434819
>tfw no cute girl in my life to worship her feet.
>>684430451
Anon... I know that feeling. I had the chance to do it once, and knowing that I'll probably never get to do it again hurts.
This is now a feet thread.
My ex
Juicy and tasty thick ass thread
>>684431378
Love the stretch marks. Gets me going.
JUST MAKE THIS A STEPH KEGELS THREAD, SHE IS THE ONLY JUICY AND THICK ASS.
>be me
>be 26
>be NEET
>wake up at 7pm
>mummy has made dinner
>it's vegetables
>i hate vegetables
>refuse to eat it
>"well, you're going to go without dinner tonight, anon"
>she thinks she's won
>go back to my room
>hold myself over for a few hours on mountain dew
>wait till mummy is asleep
>start screaming "I WANT FOOD I WANT FOOD" as loud as I can
>mummy wakes up and stumbles to my door
>"anon what are you doing?!? It's midnight!"
>walk up real close to my door and stop screaming
>"anon, are you ok?"
>mummy opens the door
>me standing right there
>scream "I WANT FOOD!" two inches from her face
>she falls backwards into the hall
>keep screaming "I WANT FOOD" as I head to the kitchen
>start taking food items from the fridge and throw them all over floor
>throw gallon of milk onto the ground and it explodes
>mummy is pleading with me to stop
>"ONLY IF YOU GET ME TENDIES!"
>"GET ME TENDIES NOW. I WANT THEM NOW!"
>mummy crying
>"Why do you do this, anon?!? WHY?!"
>mfw I see her getting her car keys
>mfw she comes home with a double serving of Jack in the Box tendies
>mfw she'll never get rid of her little boy!
>>684420097
You got issues, dude.
>>684420097
Good for you for showing that bitch who's boss.
poor woman
Feels thread. Songs,pictures,greentexts, anything sad
