second chance thread
I can haz 2nd chance?
What happened to my first chance? I want a refund on my first chance.
>>684414550
There's an old saying amongst us medics. Pain is the patient's problem. If they didn't want us to miss they clearly should've worked out more and drank more water
dubs tells me what to show. don't bitch if your unrealistic.
I'm bored and horny and can't find a dick to suck tonight yet.
I wanna see those tits covered in chocolate sauce. Do you have any?
>>684417050
Rolling in the meantime.
>>684417090
Rolling.
Wife/gf Share cont
>>684412894
Looking for anon who posted her in the last thread
Deutsch THread
#original
guten morgen anon
wie gehts?
was ging gestern?
heute was vor?
der thread heute nacht war super
>>684415669
Moin
>wie gehts?
Geht. Wetter ist mittelmäßig. Ich bin ja eigentlich ein Regenfreund, wollte heute aber eigentlich auf ein Freiluftevent (siehe unten)
>was ging gestern?
Mit einem Kumpel in der Stadt gewesen, anschließend Unikram gemacht und mit der Freundin geschrieben (die Gute ist ja noch immer krank).
>heute was vor?
Wollten eigentlich auf den mittelalterlichen Markt, der immer an Pfingsten...
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>>684416320
morgen pepe anon
alles fit mit deinem tinder mädel?
hast du eigentlich keine angst, sie könne sich n anderen dort suchen?
Merkel lässt die SPD fallen: Die neue Richtung heißt Schwarz-Grün
http://deutsche-wirtschafts-nachrichten.de/2016/05/14/merkel-laesst-die-spd-fallen-die-neue-richtung-heisst-schwarz-gruen/
Immer noch gibt es Menschen, die nicht nachvollziehen können, auf welcher ideologischen Basis Merkel entscheidet. Dabei genügt ein Blick auf deren Lebenswerk. Geschult wurde sie in der DDR auf Sozialismus, den sie aktiv bis zur Wende vertrat.
Danach trat sie bei den Grünen ein (B90 / Grüne) ! Das ist im öffentlichen Gedächtnis nicht vorhanden und wird in den Medien...
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Ill try this again. i need help. I have this really cute girl coming over next weekend and I really want to impress her. Im so bad with girls but I think i cam get with her because she has low self esteem. Last month I heard her talking to her friend about how much she likes strawberry soda so I rented 8 cases of it to impress her. Im pretty sure when she sees the cases of strawberry soda she will think i have a lot going for me. What are other ways i can get her to sleep with me because i can't actually let her drink any of the soda.
>>684411904
Lol
Halp
>>684411904
pic related? she is a cutie.
drawthread
I will now make people rape each other. They are all puppets to my amusement.
Alien boy
In a monkey world
They all think I am insane
But they expect me to follow without question
Monkeys want someone to tell what to do
The alien finds out for him/herself
The alien wanders among the monkeys
And when the alien speaks, he is misunderstood
He speaks in tongues far beyond monkey capabilities.
His alien thoughts are unfathomable.
It's like 2 + 2 = 111 to them.
It's a constant E = MC2 to the Monkeys
Every word
Every single word
The alien feels lonely
But how the aliens copes...
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good jobes
Jesus died for you sins. Darwin died of congenital heart disease. Who will you trust with your eternal soul?
>>684417652
Your mum cunt's is more eternal than God, FAGGOT
Allah will purge you all
Its pretty simple. There is no hard evidence of a God. Now, you can say that there isn't evidence of one not existing, which is true but there are a lot more reasons to bet against God then there are to bet for him. In terms of eligibility l, not necessarily pros or cons. I'm pretty okay with my mortality in honesty but an afterlife would be pretty sweet. Not that it's going to happen.
My doggo just died
Help me not feel so shitty. YLYL
sleep tight doggo
>>684410077
Did you kill it for bitting your dick?
>>684410216
That's a finger silly anon.
Dzień dobry. Czy jest tu ktoś z Polski?
zdrada
walka
Desktop thread?
>inb4 weeaboo or pony backgrounds
Ronny & Ragge are the best
From an old thread, hasn't changed though.
ITT celebrities you find unattractive that most people find attractive.
>pic very related
>>684415071
100% agree
could not fuck her
>>684415071
So true. Overrated, bitchy and annoying. Also this
This
New celeb thread.
>>684412123
>>684411894
That is a very pretty picture of Emma, anon. Thanks for that.
Up next will be Bijou Phillips from the movie Bully
I've only got four
Create your ideal waifu, and rate other people's shit tier waifus.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
Use the orange photo button to save when you're done.
You can also use the Snipping Tool under "All Programs" in the Start menu if the save button doesn't work.
Boobs Game
Post gf/exgf/friends tits showing no face,
if someone replie you with dubs, you post tits showing face
Mine, tiny tits petite exgf
>>684411043
Check my dubs
>>684411043
Reroll
>>684411043
Im here for more titties
In b4 personal army and all that shit but im hoping i can spark some interest in anonymous towards a disabled man that has had his life ruined by Murdoch media. A man asked a question in an open forum about new Australian tax cuts and has had his past pulled up and dragged into the public in the cruelest of ways. Have linked some info.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2016/may/10/the-simple-question-that-polarised-the-qa-panel-video
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/media-failed-duncan-storrar-and-the-issues-he-raised-20160514-gov5ig.html
And...
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fuck you op
this is now a dubs thread
>>684414999
I can't decide whether this is a fail use of EFG or if it's an epic win.... I just don't know anymore.
Also bumping for interest. I'd be much much more interested if the people involved are liberal cucks,
do you have an irc for this yet?
>>684414913
I second this
Fuck the Media
Fuck Murdoch
Old Fags and Anonymous would be good to hear from you