ITT: We summon mods
oh boi here we go
>>684415716
I'm very fast, mods can't catch me.
>>684415716
Not so subtle CP thread request
Others trying to find a solution.
BALL ONE
BALL TWO
I shit blindfolded
my family hates me
Not rich enough
Still want whutney's butt
Trips and I record a video of me burning the Quran and send it to various muslim facebook groups
Bet you won't, pussy.
OP won't deliver
Hurry up and do it faggot
sleep paralysis thread
Does anybody else suffer from it? I have it frequently but with rare visual hallucinations, I sometimes hear people talking in a hallway but that's it.
>>684402298
NIGGER IF YOU ARE SLEEPING YOU CANNOT CHECK IF YOU ARE PARALYSED OR NOT
KILL YOURSELF
>>684402474
>you've never been aware of your surroundings while asleep
>unable to move because it feels like every inch of your body is being pulled downwards
>you are however, aware of a presence near your bed, and it's coming closer
Come back when you've experienced it
>>684402769
IT DOESNT EXIST YOU FUCKING LAME PUSSY
Hey, /b/ritfag here with a question.
Why is American candy so fucking awful?
The local tesco has a small section devoted to American food, and every so often I'll treat myself to a sweet from there, but literally 100% of the time I've been disappointed and today was the last straw, I thought I saved the best till last after being bitterly disappointed with toosie roll, which is just a unflavoured, unsweetened bar of chewy awfulness, so I thought I'd get A butter finger which was totally forgettable, then I thought, well they can't fuck up a Twinkie surely, it's just cake and cream? Well they fucking out done themselves again, because the cake was dry and totally unsweetened and the cream, well the cream might aswell have not been there because it tastes of nothing, expect maybe a faint bit of cigarette ash.
So is it just British sweets are superior, or are the Americans as shit as making candy as they are at making beer?
Tldr : American candy is shit.
Stop eating shit you fat wannabe NHS abuser of the week.
Come to NZ, we have Whittakers.
reece's pieces are the fucking don of american candy, poundshop does 'em
New Zealand Maori thread?
Why are IDs even gone?
your thread a shit.
>>684407481
Too busy fucking sheep
Post gay stuff
Y tho
>>684410136
That's a nice cock.
Teen image bread. Get in here.
>inb4 the cheese pizza arrives
its tiem:
www.pictureswap.org
post what you get
lel
Catie Wayne/boxxy thread
poil
>>684408342
Who?
dubs nicknames my gf
>>684410251
Butterface obviously.
Gollum. Roll
Crack whore
Porn webm thread ?
Bump, gif is shit now and I haven't seen a good thread there in weeks
>>684407438
Moar like this???
>>684407438
fucking sauce?
Hey /b/, tonight I turn 19. What are some things I should do in my last year as a teenager before I hit 20?
>Inb4 kys
Pic not related.
>>684408071
Sharpie in pooper.
>>684408071
I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"
that won't be as powerful or specific
then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.
then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.
>>684408071
Bingeread berserk, muh nigga
I bet you faggots can't solve this one.
>>684402718
Well, it is impossible to solve. You can simplify, but not solve it. So yes, us faggots can't solve it.
>>684402815
its not impossible to solve...
>>684402914
uh yes it is because it doesn't equal something..
Alright b/ros, I'm all coked up, it's 3 am, I'm horny as hell, and I think it's time for a good wincest thread.
I'll start.
>be me, 19 yo guy, staying over at dads with my 13 yo half sister (let's call her Ashley)
>sister is young, but holy fuck that body.
>sis plays volleyball for her middle school, and is always wearing spandex
>this particular night, my dad decides to go to bed early and it's just me and my sister
>she wants to watch Disney channel, and me being a nice older brother, I let her pick the channel.
>we both cuddle up on the couch like usual and she snuggles up and picks her show
>it's not too late, but I can tell this night is gonna be good
>>684402953
PLEASE tell me she was wearing tight volleyball spandex shorts with a thong and 6 inch buttplug underneath.
>after some cuddling and watching tv, Ashley looks at me and asks me to rub her back
>I've rubbed her back for years now, but something about tonight got me a little turned on
>probably the spandex and her bare feet and those goddamned red painted toes
>to clarify, I've got a crazy foot fetish. Like, sometimes I'm a little worried about my obsession
>whatever, let's move on
>so Ashley turns back to watch tv and I slide my hand under her shirt and start massaging her
>I've always thought she was rather attractive for her age, but something about her this night made me hornier than ever
>I kept rubbing and started to play footsie with her
suddenboner.jpg
>she giggles a little and starts rubbing her feet on mine and on my legs
>now if anyone else has a foot fetish, you know what a turn on this is
>I'm getting off right now just remembering her little feet rubbing against me
>so smooth and so delicate
>I keep rubbing her back and rub a little lower near the top of her spandex shorts she's got on
