You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck
> my country doesn't lose every war it gets involved in
it's not soccer
Let me guess france? You're french I bet, you don't lose the wars you go into because we save your ass eurofag gtfo America is #1 when it comes down to whooping ass
>>688142063
America has lost one, possibly two depending on how you define it, wars.
I'm british, but straight up lying is weak.
>Never lost a war that mattered, go Britain HOO RAH
Newest Celeb Fap Thread
>>688144731
wanna fuck her just like that.
Hi guys
Communist Thread
Get in comrades
No Stalin plz....
Purge his ass
Post girls with perfect natural bodies.
>>688139632
Or just google image...
I'm sick to death of my gf.
She has bpd and uses her pussy as some kind of prize if I do what she wants.
Can anyone give me advice with aids and hiv?
Wat
>>688133704
>uses her pussy as some kind of prize if I do what she wants
That's your fault for begging for it.
Submission by one party corrupts the other.
>>688134022
Fuck u
Kim slut thread number 2 today. We've had a good day so far!
Nodakgirl96b
Ms.padna
>>688135177
Moar?
Post girls and anons say what they'd do / general degredation.
Replies for replies, lets get it started.
self bump.
>>688142156
rip off that blue dress and expose the one on the left's tits, before groping them and slapping them around a while. She's cute, more of her?
>>688143134
sure, here ya go. degrade away
story time
>be me
>35yo average looking friendless semi virgin
>fat bastard dad abused me as a kid emotionally, verbally, the usual stuff
>only light in my life is Aikido classes
>their motto is ‘true victory is victory over yourself’
>no contact with girls
>cry wank myself to sleep to hentai every night to cure insomnia
>one night decide to kill myself
>go clubbing instead
>should buy a drink to numb the horrible feels
>the female bartender asks what will I have
>dark hair, tats, and a smile like a dark angel
>god those wonderbra tits
>“mmm dunno a cosmopolitan”
>laughinggirls.jpg
>hide in the corner and sip my cocktail through a straw
>music is shit
>blunt instrument pounding my head repeatedly
>my feet hurt
>a guy approaches
>oh great, another faggot hitting on me as usual
>“hey man have you seen Molly”
>he wants to sell me drugs
>I’ve read about this on erowid
>maybe I should go back home to my Tsumugi pillow
>fuck it #yolo #swag
>I buy a pill
>bestdecisionofmylife.exe
>the music sounds like a chorus of lolis
>the normies suddenly look beautiful
>they’re all just horny like me and it’s okay
>I get it now
>a single tear flows down my cheek
>dance with three different progressively hotter girls
>make out with the hottest on the couch
>we move to the bathroom, she’s practically tearing off my belt
>feels like an angel is sucking my dick
>direct eye contact into her soul
>my legs shake in ecstasy
>“anon you should hook me up with Molly too”
>don’t stop now.. m’lady
>I cum with the force of a million suns in her throat
>“anon I love you”
>I become addicted
>I take on a second job flipping burgers
>spend all my paycheck on drugs
>can’t put a price on good pussy
>I fuck the hottest bitches imaginable
>just give them a pill and they’re yours
>smugpepe.jpg
>I try other stuff, coke and molly are the best
>I hook up steady with a blonde Ukrainian model
>body like a goddess, face like a goddess, innocent soul 10/10
>I take viagra and molly, fuck her all night
>in every orifice
>can’t cum but don’t care, this is like hours of orgasm
>she’s high as fuck on molly too
>I’m balls deep in her ass
>roccosiffredi.webm
>we become a couple
>my gf
>she’s really into anal sex
>her asshole is not tight, I can easily get half my dick in there while she rubs her perfect pussy to orgasm
>her emotions flow easily and freely
>she’s the pure soul I always wanted to be
>I’m in love
>we go clubbing every weekend
>she loves to dance but I just want more drugs
>intensity is never enough for me
>one time when I’m high on molly I try to bring another girl in for a threesome
>girl is brunette 7/10, I’m too high to notice
>I kiss the girl on the lips
>gf throws a screaming shit fit
>“anon this is fucking over!”
>breaks down in tears of rage
>I somehow calm her down, say I’m sorry it was the drugs wasn’t me etc
>I almost lose her, this is my first warning
>weeks pass, things relax
>back to normal, getting bored again
>I buy some LSD
>dealer says whatever you do don’t look in the mirror
>yeahright.png
>I try some at home with gf
>holymotherofgod.jif
>I start taking LSD on every occasion
>I want to be tripping every minute of my waking life
>we take molly with LSD, a larger dose this time
>she turns into Hindu goddess Shakti
>she’s giving me the divine truth of existence in a single moment
>can this get any better?
>I buy a vial of LSD
>I take 10 drops
>go to friend’s house
>friend turns into an ancient demon of war and rape
>his muscles are covered with moving, alive tattoos of tortured souls of naked women
>he’s staring at me, studying me, penetrating my being
>this is bullshit, I go home
>look in the mirror
>no, anon. you are the demons
>panic.exe
>I scream at gf to take me to hospital
>gfpanics.exe
>we get there
>nursepanics.exe
>they give me benzos
>I pass out for two days
>when I wake up the benzos’ after effect kicks in and I start yelling at my gf in rage
>rage turns into tears as I tell her I’m sorry it was just the drugs it wasn’t me
>gf had enough of my shit
>she’s gone
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/358/
Teens? Keep it 18+ guys
fuck you
What should I say next??
>>688140928
Hey There
Are you a rare specie of landwhale?
>>688140928
LANDWHALE IN SIGHT
Walked into my highschool crush at a party yesterday, hadn't spoken to her in over 4 years and I got hold of her number. I'm awkward as all fuck when it comes to girls, so help me out here /b/. Dubs decides what I say next.
So are we gonna ignore all this sexual tension between us
roll
(if i win say : you looked so good yesterday, its a shame we couldnt of talked for longer)
>>688142317
Good thanks :) and you? :) I had fun last night :) nice to see you again :]
Transgenderism
ADHD
Sex addiction
>ADHD
Kek
>>688139511
I agree with the others but ADHD does exist anon.
>>688139511
>thinking that problems stemming from the brain (organ) aren't medical
SO....
I have found a video of Maisie WIlliams fappin....
Trips and I share
liaaaaaaaaaaaaar
Seems legit
>>688142590
Who is Maisie Williams?
Sexy cosplay thread
don't let this thread 404 !
YLYL
