Sup /b/. I'm drunk, bored, and leaving my bf tomorrow. Dubs gets nudez ;)
rolland
roooollllliiiiinnnnn
check em
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First
>>607804525
/r/equesting a human cyberpunk knight that is the spawn of Cthulu.
Interpret that as you will.
>>607804761
>Cthulu
It`s spelled Cthulhu.
Draw thread, or whatever, yeah.
This is what happens when no one makes a thread.
>>607785764
Maybe if there is no thread, there are no drawfags that want to draw right now. Ever considered that?
>>607785910
No, I didn't.
Yet here we all are.
Draw a loli kobold in a diaper.
Teens Teens Teens!!!! Let's go!
Bumping because it's my birthday and I love legal teens. Sorry, have nothing to contribute :(
Lets
salad!?
How do you feel about landwhales taking flattering pics?
Family is home, so I have to keep shirt on just in case
>>607794216
That's a chub, not a landwhale. Get your categories straight before coming in here and posting like a nigger.
Shit, forgot a timestamp. Be right back...
I want to see your naked girlfriends. Let's go.
>>607784070
an ex will have to do
>>607784463
She's hot man.
>>607784463
I am a fan of this one.
Mick Foley's daughter Noelle sucking a cock.
Nope I'm gonna need moar definitely moar
dont believe its her. how did you get these/know its her
>>607772229
Mick FOLEY WISHES THAT WERE HIS COCK
>The Iron OP
>>607783141
Claim targ.
sig in.
This is the one we're using.
>The Iron OP
>>607783658
Great, claim Meereen.
>Great Albatrax, High Lord of Meereen and Dragonsfriend.
>Allies:
>NAP:
ITT: we recommend must read books
>>607766795
the running man
atlas shrugged
mein kampf
check dubs pls
i was told there were dubs
>>607780408
>>607780512
So was I.
i will bring the dubs, fret not
ITT: we explain why this band is over rated as fuck
Only because Kobain commited suicide.
>>607776113
Go on
>>607776113
dont have time to count to 1000
>girl always jokes about being a couple/married
>constantly get drunk/high together
>sleeps over
>we almost kiss after joking about a date
>talk to her about it
>tells me she was gonna reject me either way
>still gets high with me
>still drinks with me
>still calls me husband more than she ever did before
>ever since she "rejected" me, ive felt a lot more relaxed and I can really be myself around her
>last night
>always teasing her, shes always telling me to shut up
>"thats my husband!" "why did i marry you?" comments etc.
>hitting me playfully
>I touched her inner thigh while talking to her and she didn't move away
>started giving me better actual hugs now
So what the fuck is going on. She "rejected" me but is still doin this shit. If anything i made more progress now.
You're a cuck now retard, enjoy it.
You're a cuck
>>607773519
she has no interest in you faggot, she just loves seeing your reaction.
women are vile, welcome to life.
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
DOORS START OPEN, MY TREAT.
im gettin in dat shit
Fuck the world
i hope i detonate
Bam get
STORY TIME!!!
Tell us about the 1st time you ever masturbated.
Here's my story (just wanted to tell somebody).
>be however old you are in 4th grade
>be femanon
>recess at school
>playground has a cool spiral slide (pic related)
>im next in line
>idiot before me is scared and goes down slow, braking with his shoes
>on a whim i pull myself onto the rounded side rail and straddle it
>slide down butt first past the idiot
>ha ha what an idiot
>there are small bumps where each section of the slide is bolted together
>my bum pass over these bumps
>oh...that feels kinda good
>do it again
>and again
>do it the whole recess
Next day
>recess
>im back at it
>bff asks me what i'm doing
>tell her my secret
>she tries it out
>at the bottom of the slide shes like OMG
>im like IKR
>we both do it the whole recess
Next day
>my friend has blabbed and told a few other friends
>there are now 6 of us
>one girl does it and is weirded out
>shes like this is dirty
>runs away to play on other stuff
>the 5 of us dont care
>we keep doing it
>sliding down cowgirl style
>we figure out how to control our speed
>how to lean at the right angle
>recess ends and we get called to line up
>5 of us are all energetic and ansty (lol)
>get the idea that less layers of clothing would probably feel better
>friends agree
To be continued...
>>607761076
Next day
>the 5 of us are wearing dresses or leggings
>girls are SUPPOSED to wear shorts underneath dresses but i didnt
>just my skirt and undies
>feel giddy because im breaking the rules
>recess!
>cowgirl down the slide
>screech!
>skin on inner thighs keeps catching on the plastic
>ooh that hurts
>takes a few times to get technique right
>have to tuck knees up but keep them spread out a little
>ride mostly on your butt, but lean forward
>use hands to brake instead of feet
>go down again doing this
>it
>feels
>AMAZEballs
>at the bottom i have to sit for a minute
>holy cow that felt good
>but its not working out for one girl
>shes wearing a dress like me
>decide to help
>straddle the slide first with her going right after me
>but dont slide down
>tell her im going to check how shes doing it
>she gets into position
>peek under her dress to look at how shes sitting
>naked butthole winking at me
>shes not wearing any underwear
>god damn you bernice
>a little warning next time
>uh, so yeah you have to wear something so you can slide properly
>reccess ends
>sit down in class
>can feel theres a wet spot on my underwear
>dont make the connection
>wonder if I peed a little or something
To be continued...
>>607761190
>so we're doing it with the slide all week
>technique is so good i can do it in jeans
>the slide is now our bf
>we nicknamed it Sly (dead serious)
>eventually one of the lunch mothers sees us
>tells us to stop doing that
>think shes just telling us to be safe
>come on mrs so-and-so we're just sliding down
>i know what you are doing and ill tell your parents
>oh... she actually knows what we're doing
>fine
>next few days 5 of us are in real bad moods (lol)
>we try cowgirling on railings (almost fall off and die)
>we try sitting sideways on the swings (just feels stupid)
>monkey bars (almost fall off and die)
>merry-go-round (too hard to do while spinning)
>nobody wants to keep the merry-go-round stopped
>for a few days we were basically test-rubbing our junk on everything
>nothing is as good as Sly
>one girl gets caught rubbing on the corner of her desk (seriously)
>so we stopped (or at least i did)
Fast forward to sleep over
>3 of us + 1 girl who doesn't know about Sly
>pizza, sleeping bags, disney movies, etc etc normal sleep over stuff
>at some point our bf Sly comes up
>lots of laughing
>new girl doesnt get it
>explain it
>new girl says she just uses her grandpa's massager
>im like thats weird (yeah in this whole story THAT's the weird thing for me lol)
>w/e lets give it a shot
>we find two in the house
>one is the wand kind with a giant rubber end (looks like a big microphone)
>other one is a neck massager
>you're supposed to lie down with your neck between the two nubs
>ok who goes first?
To be concluded...
>>607761307
>you go first
>no you go first
>elaborate system invovling that oragami paper fortune teller thing that ALL girls know how to make
>fortune teller thing picks one girl to go first
>turn up music so the parents dont hear us
>she tries the microphone
>sits indian style facing the corner with the massager between her legs
>kinda weird watching my friend in spongebob jammies basically cum in front of us
>how was it?
>her face is beet red and she's out of breath
>gives us the thumbs up
>the gods choose me next
>i try the neck massager
>everything is wrong
>its too heavy/awkward to hold up to me
>the nubs move in circles
>FINALLY figure it out
>i can turn off the moving nubs and just have them vibrate
>and i sit on it instead of holding it
>feels ok nothing special
>im about to tell my friends that its meh
>suddenly find the magic position
>its like a switch gets flipped
>waves of pleasure etc etc
>i actually gasp i was so surprised
>if it would fit I absolutely would've pushed one of the nubs inside me
>it was intense
>i finish
>friends are like are you ok
>feel a little dizzy
>legs are all wobbly
>underwear wet again
>thumbs up
>we take turns abusing the massagers for another hour
>then fell asleep
So yeah that is without a doubt the first time I masturbated and came.
can you photoshop my wheels to gold or black?
pic related, my whip
>>607773003
those are rad 10/10 saved
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