STORY TIME!!!
Tell us about the 1st time you ever masturbated.
Here's my story (just wanted to tell somebody).
>be however old you are in 4th grade
>be femanon
>recess at school
>playground has a cool spiral slide (pic related)
>im next in line
>idiot before me is scared and goes down slow, braking with his shoes
>on a whim i pull myself onto the rounded side rail and straddle it
>slide down butt first past the idiot
>ha ha what an idiot
>there are small bumps where each section of the slide is bolted together
>my bum pass over these bumps
>oh...that feels kinda good
>do it again
>and again
>do it the whole recess
Next day
>recess
>im back at it
>bff asks me what i'm doing
>tell her my secret
>she tries it out
>at the bottom of the slide shes like OMG
>im like IKR
>we both do it the whole recess
Next day
>my friend has blabbed and told a few other friends
>there are now 6 of us
>one girl does it and is weirded out
>shes like this is dirty
>runs away to play on other stuff
>the 5 of us dont care
>we keep doing it
>sliding down cowgirl style
>we figure out how to control our speed
>how to lean at the right angle
>recess ends and we get called to line up
>5 of us are all energetic and ansty (lol)
>get the idea that less layers of clothing would probably feel better
>friends agree
To be continued...
>>607761076
Next day
>the 5 of us are wearing dresses or leggings
>girls are SUPPOSED to wear shorts underneath dresses but i didnt
>just my skirt and undies
>feel giddy because im breaking the rules
>recess!
>cowgirl down the slide
>screech!
>skin on inner thighs keeps catching on the plastic
>ooh that hurts
>takes a few times to get technique right
>have to tuck knees up but keep them spread out a little
>ride mostly on your butt, but lean forward
>use hands to brake instead of feet
>go down again doing this
>it
>feels
>AMAZEballs
>at the bottom i have to sit for a minute
>holy cow that felt good
>but its not working out for one girl
>shes wearing a dress like me
>decide to help
>straddle the slide first with her going right after me
>but dont slide down
>tell her im going to check how shes doing it
>she gets into position
>peek under her dress to look at how shes sitting
>naked butthole winking at me
>shes not wearing any underwear
>god damn you bernice
>a little warning next time
>uh, so yeah you have to wear something so you can slide properly
>reccess ends
>sit down in class
>can feel theres a wet spot on my underwear
>dont make the connection
>wonder if I peed a little or something
To be continued...
>>607761190
>so we're doing it with the slide all week
>technique is so good i can do it in jeans
>the slide is now our bf
>we nicknamed it Sly (dead serious)
>eventually one of the lunch mothers sees us
>tells us to stop doing that
>think shes just telling us to be safe
>come on mrs so-and-so we're just sliding down
>i know what you are doing and ill tell your parents
>oh... she actually knows what we're doing
>fine
>next few days 5 of us are in real bad moods (lol)
>we try cowgirling on railings (almost fall off and die)
>we try sitting sideways on the swings (just feels stupid)
>monkey bars (almost fall off and die)
>merry-go-round (too hard to do while spinning)
>nobody wants to keep the merry-go-round stopped
>for a few days we were basically test-rubbing our junk on everything
>nothing is as good as Sly
>one girl gets caught rubbing on the corner of her desk (seriously)
>so we stopped (or at least i did)
Fast forward to sleep over
>3 of us + 1 girl who doesn't know about Sly
>pizza, sleeping bags, disney movies, etc etc normal sleep over stuff
>at some point our bf Sly comes up
>lots of laughing
>new girl doesnt get it
>explain it
>new girl says she just uses her grandpa's massager
>im like thats weird (yeah in this whole story THAT's the weird thing for me lol)
>w/e lets give it a shot
>we find two in the house
>one is the wand kind with a giant rubber end (looks like a big microphone)
>other one is a neck massager
>you're supposed to lie down with your neck between the two nubs
>ok who goes first?
To be concluded...
>>607761307
>you go first
>no you go first
>elaborate system invovling that oragami paper fortune teller thing that ALL girls know how to make
>fortune teller thing picks one girl to go first
>turn up music so the parents dont hear us
>she tries the microphone
>sits indian style facing the corner with the massager between her legs
>kinda weird watching my friend in spongebob jammies basically cum in front of us
>how was it?
>her face is beet red and she's out of breath
>gives us the thumbs up
>the gods choose me next
>i try the neck massager
>everything is wrong
>its too heavy/awkward to hold up to me
>the nubs move in circles
>FINALLY figure it out
>i can turn off the moving nubs and just have them vibrate
>and i sit on it instead of holding it
>feels ok nothing special
>im about to tell my friends that its meh
>suddenly find the magic position
>its like a switch gets flipped
>waves of pleasure etc etc
>i actually gasp i was so surprised
>if it would fit I absolutely would've pushed one of the nubs inside me
>it was intense
>i finish
>friends are like are you ok
>feel a little dizzy
>legs are all wobbly
>underwear wet again
>thumbs up
>we take turns abusing the massagers for another hour
>then fell asleep
So yeah that is without a doubt the first time I masturbated and came.
can you photoshop my wheels to gold or black?
pic related, my whip
>>607773003
those are rad 10/10 saved
NO LOLI!?!
>>607768652
NO LOLI!
General (W)incest thread here's story
>I'm 19
>sister is 18
>have two younger sisters this isn't about them
>Both parents are out of the house every friday
>I have to take care of sisters
>decide that today I am going to "fight" with them
>you know that sibling wrestling kind of thing
>We start a nerf war and eventually I take my older sister we'll call her Tori hostage
>tell my other sisters they have to come up with a plan to save tori
>I throw her on my bed and tell her not to move
>she tries to attack to i pin her down a rub my clothed balls on her face
>she is laughing and joking around
>sisters attack and so on
>eventually she takes me "hostage" i let her just so i can grab on her ass and tits trying to "get away"
>while they have me hostage they pulled my pants down and slapped my ass
>I took this opportunity to do the same to my older sister
>i pin her down pull her pants and underwear down and spank her bare asscheeks multiple times
>she grabs my cock in retaliation
>i pull her shirt down and squeeze her tit
>my other two sisters stop playing and go watch ANT farm or some shit
>me and older sister keep wrestling
>go down to basement to stay out of other sisters way
>her first move is to squeeze my dick again
>i said if she did that again i wasn't going to hold back anymore
>she grabs cock again
>so i take my shorts/boxers off
>full cock is exposed she is standing there stunned and asks what im doing. She didn't realize i was distracting her.
>go full on alpha and leap on top of her
>get her pinned down AGAIN this time since i have my cock out i decide to rub my balls on her forehead.
>she gets mad and grabs my hard cock again
>i told her she can either suck it or i will pin her down and fuck her asshole
>she goes to put it her mouth when i flip her over and start to penetrate her ass
>she asks me not to
>i remind her that she brought this on herself
>she agrees and starts to ride my cock
>i flip her around and finish on face
>we never speak of it again
bumpity bump bump
More
>>607763922
>itt:shit that never happened
DRAWTHREAD
Draw me a warm bath, nigger
STOP STEALING MY ULTRA RARE PEPE'S
>>607762607
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>>607762223
great now the blood is rushing to to my head
Anime ass thread
Uh... yea... UH-OH SPAGHETTIOS
>>607754832
niggers tongue my anus
>>607754832
Down with the slav scum
niggers tongue my anus
Im bsby sitting two 10 year old shitcunts
69 decides what i do
Theyre behind the doors
>>607761576
Piss on all there blankets/pillows and film it
>4/4/14
thigh thread? :D
Bumpan.
I hope people contribute OP.
pls people. NEED THIGHS
THE EVIL ONE HAS RETURNED! WHO CAN STOP HIM?!
No one , we are fucked
>>607760541
I know I can't!
>>607760541
consider it done
where is the r34 thread
here.
moar Zelda plz
>>607759790
snapchat anyone?(girs only) i can't sleep
Brianna_leighxo
Doubt she'll reply but post any response/win
jessbrown_3
Jessica Brown
Post wins kind sir
Name it bitches.
69 or trips wins
Hitler's Paintbrush
Steel beam
fuck you
So how did /b/ get over their exes?
More specifically when you were dumped yourself?
>>607740819
I didn't, really - we split up in 1997, and I decided to stop trying after that
shameless self bump.
>>607741155
Come on, story time, I want to know details /b/rother!
Rekt thread!!
That hit the spot
>>607730819
i love me riley mason
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