check dubs pls
i was told there were dubs
>>607780408
>>607780512
So was I.
i will bring the dubs, fret not
ITT: we explain why this band is over rated as fuck
Only because Kobain commited suicide.
>>607776113
Go on
>>607776113
dont have time to count to 1000
>girl always jokes about being a couple/married
>constantly get drunk/high together
>sleeps over
>we almost kiss after joking about a date
>talk to her about it
>tells me she was gonna reject me either way
>still gets high with me
>still drinks with me
>still calls me husband more than she ever did before
>ever since she "rejected" me, ive felt a lot more relaxed and I can really be myself around her
>last night
>always teasing her, shes always telling me to shut up
>"thats my husband!" "why did i marry you?" comments etc.
>hitting me playfully
>I touched her inner thigh while talking to her and she didn't move away
>started giving me better actual hugs now
So what the fuck is going on. She "rejected" me but is still doin this shit. If anything i made more progress now.
You're a cuck now retard, enjoy it.
You're a cuck
>>607773519
she has no interest in you faggot, she just loves seeing your reaction.
women are vile, welcome to life.
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
DOORS START OPEN, MY TREAT.
im gettin in dat shit
Fuck the world
i hope i detonate
Bam get
STORY TIME!!!
Tell us about the 1st time you ever masturbated.
Here's my story (just wanted to tell somebody).
>be however old you are in 4th grade
>be femanon
>recess at school
>playground has a cool spiral slide (pic related)
>im next in line
>idiot before me is scared and goes down slow, braking with his shoes
>on a whim i pull myself onto the rounded side rail and straddle it
>slide down butt first past the idiot
>ha ha what an idiot
>there are small bumps where each section of the slide is bolted together
>my bum pass over these bumps
>oh...that feels kinda good
>do it again
>and again
>do it the whole recess
Next day
>recess
>im back at it
>bff asks me what i'm doing
>tell her my secret
>she tries it out
>at the bottom of the slide shes like OMG
>im like IKR
>we both do it the whole recess
Next day
>my friend has blabbed and told a few other friends
>there are now 6 of us
>one girl does it and is weirded out
>shes like this is dirty
>runs away to play on other stuff
>the 5 of us dont care
>we keep doing it
>sliding down cowgirl style
>we figure out how to control our speed
>how to lean at the right angle
>recess ends and we get called to line up
>5 of us are all energetic and ansty (lol)
>get the idea that less layers of clothing would probably feel better
>friends agree
To be continued...
>>607761076
Next day
>the 5 of us are wearing dresses or leggings
>girls are SUPPOSED to wear shorts underneath dresses but i didnt
>just my skirt and undies
>feel giddy because im breaking the rules
>recess!
>cowgirl down the slide
>screech!
>skin on inner thighs keeps catching on the plastic
>ooh that hurts
>takes a few times to get technique right
>have to tuck knees up but keep them spread out a little
>ride mostly on your butt, but lean forward
>use hands to brake instead of feet
>go down again doing this
>it
>feels
>AMAZEballs
>at the bottom i have to sit for a minute
>holy cow that felt good
>but its not working out for one girl
>shes wearing a dress like me
>decide to help
>straddle the slide first with her going right after me
>but dont slide down
>tell her im going to check how shes doing it
>she gets into position
>peek under her dress to look at how shes sitting
>naked butthole winking at me
>shes not wearing any underwear
>god damn you bernice
>a little warning next time
>uh, so yeah you have to wear something so you can slide properly
>reccess ends
>sit down in class
>can feel theres a wet spot on my underwear
>dont make the connection
>wonder if I peed a little or something
To be continued...
>>607761190
>so we're doing it with the slide all week
>technique is so good i can do it in jeans
>the slide is now our bf
>we nicknamed it Sly (dead serious)
>eventually one of the lunch mothers sees us
>tells us to stop doing that
>think shes just telling us to be safe
>come on mrs so-and-so we're just sliding down
>i know what you are doing and ill tell your parents
>oh... she actually knows what we're doing
>fine
>next few days 5 of us are in real bad moods (lol)
>we try cowgirling on railings (almost fall off and die)
>we try sitting sideways on the swings (just feels stupid)
>monkey bars (almost fall off and die)
>merry-go-round (too hard to do while spinning)
>nobody wants to keep the merry-go-round stopped
>for a few days we were basically test-rubbing our junk on everything
>nothing is as good as Sly
>one girl gets caught rubbing on the corner of her desk (seriously)
>so we stopped (or at least i did)
Fast forward to sleep over
>3 of us + 1 girl who doesn't know about Sly
>pizza, sleeping bags, disney movies, etc etc normal sleep over stuff
>at some point our bf Sly comes up
>lots of laughing
>new girl doesnt get it
>explain it
>new girl says she just uses her grandpa's massager
>im like thats weird (yeah in this whole story THAT's the weird thing for me lol)
>w/e lets give it a shot
>we find two in the house
>one is the wand kind with a giant rubber end (looks like a big microphone)
>other one is a neck massager
>you're supposed to lie down with your neck between the two nubs
>ok who goes first?
To be concluded...
>>607761307
>you go first
>no you go first
>elaborate system invovling that oragami paper fortune teller thing that ALL girls know how to make
>fortune teller thing picks one girl to go first
>turn up music so the parents dont hear us
>she tries the microphone
>sits indian style facing the corner with the massager between her legs
>kinda weird watching my friend in spongebob jammies basically cum in front of us
>how was it?
>her face is beet red and she's out of breath
>gives us the thumbs up
>the gods choose me next
>i try the neck massager
>everything is wrong
>its too heavy/awkward to hold up to me
>the nubs move in circles
>FINALLY figure it out
>i can turn off the moving nubs and just have them vibrate
>and i sit on it instead of holding it
>feels ok nothing special
>im about to tell my friends that its meh
>suddenly find the magic position
>its like a switch gets flipped
>waves of pleasure etc etc
>i actually gasp i was so surprised
>if it would fit I absolutely would've pushed one of the nubs inside me
>it was intense
>i finish
>friends are like are you ok
>feel a little dizzy
>legs are all wobbly
>underwear wet again
>thumbs up
>we take turns abusing the massagers for another hour
>then fell asleep
So yeah that is without a doubt the first time I masturbated and came.
can you photoshop my wheels to gold or black?
pic related, my whip
>>607773003
those are rad 10/10 saved
NO LOLI!?!
>>607768652
NO LOLI!
General (W)incest thread here's story
>I'm 19
>sister is 18
>have two younger sisters this isn't about them
>Both parents are out of the house every friday
>I have to take care of sisters
>decide that today I am going to "fight" with them
>you know that sibling wrestling kind of thing
>We start a nerf war and eventually I take my older sister we'll call her Tori hostage
>tell my other sisters they have to come up with a plan to save tori
>I throw her on my bed and tell her not to move
>she tries to attack to i pin her down a rub my clothed balls on her face
>she is laughing and joking around
>sisters attack and so on
>eventually she takes me "hostage" i let her just so i can grab on her ass and tits trying to "get away"
>while they have me hostage they pulled my pants down and slapped my ass
>I took this opportunity to do the same to my older sister
>i pin her down pull her pants and underwear down and spank her bare asscheeks multiple times
>she grabs my cock in retaliation
>i pull her shirt down and squeeze her tit
>my other two sisters stop playing and go watch ANT farm or some shit
>me and older sister keep wrestling
>go down to basement to stay out of other sisters way
>her first move is to squeeze my dick again
>i said if she did that again i wasn't going to hold back anymore
>she grabs cock again
>so i take my shorts/boxers off
>full cock is exposed she is standing there stunned and asks what im doing. She didn't realize i was distracting her.
>go full on alpha and leap on top of her
>get her pinned down AGAIN this time since i have my cock out i decide to rub my balls on her forehead.
>she gets mad and grabs my hard cock again
>i told her she can either suck it or i will pin her down and fuck her asshole
>she goes to put it her mouth when i flip her over and start to penetrate her ass
>she asks me not to
>i remind her that she brought this on herself
>she agrees and starts to ride my cock
>i flip her around and finish on face
>we never speak of it again
bumpity bump bump
More
>>607763922
>itt:shit that never happened
DRAWTHREAD
Draw me a warm bath, nigger
STOP STEALING MY ULTRA RARE PEPE'S
>>607762607
>>607762294
>>607762223
great now the blood is rushing to to my head
Anime ass thread
Uh... yea... UH-OH SPAGHETTIOS
>>607754832
niggers tongue my anus
>>607754832
Down with the slav scum
niggers tongue my anus
Im bsby sitting two 10 year old shitcunts
69 decides what i do
Theyre behind the doors
>>607761576
Piss on all there blankets/pillows and film it
>4/4/14
thigh thread? :D
Bumpan.
I hope people contribute OP.
pls people. NEED THIGHS
THE EVIL ONE HAS RETURNED! WHO CAN STOP HIM?!
No one , we are fucked
>>607760541
I know I can't!
>>607760541
consider it done
where is the r34 thread
here.
moar Zelda plz
>>607759790
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