Can I get you guys to record yourselves saying, "What happened, Kayla?" on vocaroo?
Thanks, mates.
try fiverr.com
do not kill people remember que.te want all have problems
Dumping infographics.
When was the last time you gave your little sister a hug?
>>684596467
I didn't realize I had a little sister
the last time my dick was hard
I don't remember. I'm very uncomfortable with physical contact so I try not to go near others. Sometimes she strokes my back to watch me freak out.
Cringe Thread
Im in France and I need something good
well just go outside and have a look around.
this also applies to americans
>>684598351
this is the first thing to make me cringe hard in a long time
Share your pro's and con's /b/
Cons:
>Good looking(8/10 face)
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Get along with most
>Funny
>Get laid easily
Cons:
>Skinny
>Lazy
>PE
>Drug addict
>Depressed
>>684597315
Cons:
>Good looking(8/10 face)
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Get along with most
>Funny
>Get laid easily
How are these cons???
>>684597415
Meant to type pro's, my bad.
Pros:
>n/a
Cons:
>Depressed
>no gf
>no friends
>boring job
Pornstar thread
>>684593629
I dont know how i ever masturbated to her, she looks so disgusting now.
>>684593629
Damn... that's probably just a bad photo but I used to be madly in love with a woman who looked a lot like her.... I fapped to her videos and dreamed of being with the woman I knew...
I'm fucking pathetic
Chloe Moretz Bread
>>684594700
/thread
>>684594700
yes
You are visited by a demon. He gives you two options:
>Live for eternity
>Die in 1 hour.
You have 1 minute to make your decision.
Which do you choose?
>holy water that bitch
If live for eternity, how is famine, lost limbs, hunger etc handled?
>>684600283
Call Christopher Lee from 'The Devil Rides Out', get into a protective circle with him and let him use his power to protect us and send the demon away. It's pretty simple really c'mon.
My cats brought in a mouse today and i was about to flush it, but it started losing its shit,
so i figured "hey its still alive".
so now i have a pet mouse
TRIPS NAMES THE MAUS
quints gets space programme sometime in the near future using the most advanced rocketry /b/ has to offer
shameless bumping
Rolling quints
And the Maus will be called Mally
>>684604038
stop being a fagot and let your cat eat its food you fucking jew
Style rate thread
Let's go
>all black
>brown wallet
rate pls
>>684597903
>>684598154
Fags detected.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
I can't sleep
Have this.
>>684601929
What's the bright side?
>>684601930
A little tired.
I'm starting to think there simply aren't any women who look beautiful without ANY makeup on. Please prove me wrong
/thread
>>684600008
are you saying that's without makeup? I don't believe you
>>684600008
>implying no makeup
FB cap mk 3 read
>>684600071
Fucking autocorrect
Ask a cuckold anything!
> 25m
> Gf is 23
> Been together for 9 years
> Was her first
> She's been with 7 guys by now
inb4 kill yourself
Pics is gf with a 50yr old bull!
Bump!
>>684598843
why?
I can get people who can't accept the cards they are dealt in sexuality.
But being cucked? Why not just move on to someone else? Do your "Bulls" share their women?
>>684599001
Because I'm turned on by it?
do you tell you're amigos that you browse the chan?
>>684595869
>amigos
...
The chan
>>684595869
*your
Women are fucking horrible /b/.
Let me just tell you my situation - and feel free to tell me to kill myself or rape people. Whatever you guys do. I haven't been here in 4 years and I just need some anonymous confession.
So 2 years ago I had a huge crush on a girl. Long story short my friend took her virginity and decided to destroy her mentally because he's kind of a prick and needs to kill himself.
Unfortunately now she's damaged beyond being the person she was... but damn she's cute. And since they broke up a horrible side of me just says to fuck her. But I can't.
To add some spice to the story - three years ago my former best friend killed himself and blamed me for fucking his girlfriend (who was my ex) so essentially I don't want to do it because I've already been in a suicide note and I think one more might break me.
tl;dr - how do you live with being poison? Because alcoholism is getting too expensive (I'm on half-a-handle a day and don't see myself getting better).
> for starters kill yourself
Try and treat your "crush" like a human and talk to her because if she is mentally distressed comforting her would be the best thing you could do, and she may find you attractive in the process
move away from all these people. as in move elsewhere. start a new life and see if you can deal better with a new set of people. it might be that you've put yourself in a situation that you now can't get out of, but that's only because you're still hanging around the results of your fuckups. i suggest you leave the place and forget about it.
there's also another option. yep, you guessed it - kill yourself.
>>684594022
I've thoroughly examined the situation and run a few simulations through some prediction algorithms using as many parameters as possible and this seems to be the most logical way to proceed.
