Chloe Moretz Bread
>>684594700
/thread
>>684594700
yes
You are visited by a demon. He gives you two options:
>Live for eternity
>Die in 1 hour.
You have 1 minute to make your decision.
Which do you choose?
>holy water that bitch
If live for eternity, how is famine, lost limbs, hunger etc handled?
>>684600283
Call Christopher Lee from 'The Devil Rides Out', get into a protective circle with him and let him use his power to protect us and send the demon away. It's pretty simple really c'mon.
My cats brought in a mouse today and i was about to flush it, but it started losing its shit,
so i figured "hey its still alive".
so now i have a pet mouse
TRIPS NAMES THE MAUS
quints gets space programme sometime in the near future using the most advanced rocketry /b/ has to offer
shameless bumping
Rolling quints
And the Maus will be called Mally
>>684604038
stop being a fagot and let your cat eat its food you fucking jew
Style rate thread
Let's go
>all black
>brown wallet
rate pls
>>684597903
>>684598154
Fags detected.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
I can't sleep
Have this.
>>684601929
What's the bright side?
>>684601930
A little tired.
I'm starting to think there simply aren't any women who look beautiful without ANY makeup on. Please prove me wrong
/thread
>>684600008
are you saying that's without makeup? I don't believe you
>>684600008
>implying no makeup
FB cap mk 3 read
>>684600071
Fucking autocorrect
Ask a cuckold anything!
> 25m
> Gf is 23
> Been together for 9 years
> Was her first
> She's been with 7 guys by now
inb4 kill yourself
Pics is gf with a 50yr old bull!
Bump!
>>684598843
why?
I can get people who can't accept the cards they are dealt in sexuality.
But being cucked? Why not just move on to someone else? Do your "Bulls" share their women?
>>684599001
Because I'm turned on by it?
do you tell you're amigos that you browse the chan?
>>684595869
>amigos
...
The chan
>>684595869
*your
Women are fucking horrible /b/.
Let me just tell you my situation - and feel free to tell me to kill myself or rape people. Whatever you guys do. I haven't been here in 4 years and I just need some anonymous confession.
So 2 years ago I had a huge crush on a girl. Long story short my friend took her virginity and decided to destroy her mentally because he's kind of a prick and needs to kill himself.
Unfortunately now she's damaged beyond being the person she was... but damn she's cute. And since they broke up a horrible side of me just says to fuck her. But I can't.
To add some spice to the story - three years ago my former best friend killed himself and blamed me for fucking his girlfriend (who was my ex) so essentially I don't want to do it because I've already been in a suicide note and I think one more might break me.
tl;dr - how do you live with being poison? Because alcoholism is getting too expensive (I'm on half-a-handle a day and don't see myself getting better).
> for starters kill yourself
Try and treat your "crush" like a human and talk to her because if she is mentally distressed comforting her would be the best thing you could do, and she may find you attractive in the process
move away from all these people. as in move elsewhere. start a new life and see if you can deal better with a new set of people. it might be that you've put yourself in a situation that you now can't get out of, but that's only because you're still hanging around the results of your fuckups. i suggest you leave the place and forget about it.
there's also another option. yep, you guessed it - kill yourself.
>>684594022
I've thoroughly examined the situation and run a few simulations through some prediction algorithms using as many parameters as possible and this seems to be the most logical way to proceed.
Is this game worth buying?
>>684598916
/thread
Yes.
>>684598840
Except for being a bit too gimmicky it is actually rather well made. Quite cheap aswell.
ex gf left her instagram logged into my computer.
ended on bad terms, cant stand seeing her face.
broke up over 1 year ago.
Dubs decide what i post on her account. (will probably only upload 1 or 2 images, dont forget nudes get insta banned a lot of the time)
Trips decides what i change her bio to.
Lets play!
Roll
Drop more please
>>684595315
crazy look and no ass
Nederdraaddddd
Kom maar door
All white girls love indian cock.
Brains and money of an Asian and a big black cock. Best of both worlds. How can tiny autistic white boys even compete with the big indian cock? Give up already.
Post big indian cock ramming tight white pussy in this thread.
Huh? i thought indians had smaller than averge dicks. The companys that make condoms make smaller sized ones for india.
>>684598829
nice try raj
poo in loo
>>684599569
> Bleeding white anus
Looking for nice girl in berlin.
What about you go fuck yourself in berlin?
>>684596809
fuck off ahmed
>>684596809
Hanz? Timestamp please.
